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Humour / Jokes / Re: Things That People Do That Annoy You.
« on: July 21, 2010, 06:12:08 PM »
Smoke indoors. Muhf***a I don't want to get a lung carcinoma! Get an e-cigarette.
Big black guys wearing skinny jeans. You are not skinny and those jeans are not going to make you skinny. Your a** is too big...and OMG is that a belt you got on with those skinny jeans. Shame. Too bad your beer belly doesn't fit into such confined spaces. You look like a half-empty toothpaste.
House music on the radio during the day. I just came home from campus. I do not want to dance! Is it not enough that I can't go into town over the weekend without my ears being damaged by the sounds of this bundu-bash!
People who eat in the taxi. That KFC will clog your artery and you will have a heart attack. Then the taxi will get into an accident.
Big black guys wearing skinny jeans. You are not skinny and those jeans are not going to make you skinny. Your a** is too big...and OMG is that a belt you got on with those skinny jeans. Shame. Too bad your beer belly doesn't fit into such confined spaces. You look like a half-empty toothpaste.
House music on the radio during the day. I just came home from campus. I do not want to dance! Is it not enough that I can't go into town over the weekend without my ears being damaged by the sounds of this bundu-bash!
People who eat in the taxi. That KFC will clog your artery and you will have a heart attack. Then the taxi will get into an accident.