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Sports Arena / Re: Rap 2 on 2

« on: January 21, 2009, 12:06:17 PM »

Nigga, what the f*** yo? You been here a couple days and you already f***ing around on Facebook and Africasgateway and shit? Lol, what the f***'s going on? I'm 'a' have to talk to the producer 'bout this,lol.

Anyway, you can't be for real wid those picks man.
So I'm 'a' have to go to Da West Coast and pick up The Game and Snoop. Game standing 6'4" and 220 pounds, Snoop at 6'3" and 180 pounds; they taking out all 'a' y'all lame-a** wannabe-ballin'-a** Rappers. Cam and Mase ain't got what it takes to stop these niggas.
Game Over, lol.

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Politics / Re: Zuma to be charged

« on: January 12, 2009, 12:50:28 PM »

At long last, some f***ing justice. Zuma and all his cronies cannot be allowed to rail-road this Country into half-baked, non-intellectual Zumarism. Get him on the Corruption charges! Sic' him! NPA, Sic Him!

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General Discussion / Re: No, it can't be!!!

« on: January 10, 2009, 08:51:15 AM »

Of all people.................Seida-Crook, I hollered at dude this morning and he said he's just come back from Cape Town and was scheduled to resume 2day. This is unbelievable peeps.

So I guess that means that ETV must have added Gangsterism to their Newsroom, alongside Sports, Weather and General News then........

Lol @ this nigga, Sensei you're killing me son. Yeah I got The Kid Sunny Winters under my wing and shit, you know just showing lil' homey the ropes, how we do shit 'round here, which girls to hit or more importantly which girls NOT to hit. You know basic shit.

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General Discussion / Re: MAN TEST

« on: January 10, 2009, 08:47:20 AM »

1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a queer. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet...Faggot.

2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like a dog, but queer-- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its claws, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... 'Killer, come here! I said get your arse over here, Killer!'  Now think about how you call a cat...'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeezus, you're pitched, you're so queer.

3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest a**ured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are a Homo in training and undeniably a fag.

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his toilet; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.

5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you're as camp as a row of tents. A straight man will never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there too.

6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colours or four different types of dessert o ther than ice cream and custard, you might as well be handing out free arse pa**es. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a 'fressier' is & nbsp; you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are poofter.

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to beep at a slow-arsed driver or to cut the prick off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold his beer.

Yes my nigga I gotchyu, real talk right there. Those are exactly the criteria any self-respecting man should be measured by. LOL

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General Discussion / Re: 2009 New year resolutions

« on: January 05, 2009, 11:00:51 PM »

Imagine the political fallout if China started bombing those Tibetan Separatists? Just look at the International outcry already over Mugabe. Britain reneged on their promises (their undertaking to compensate white farmers for land that was to be redistributed by ZANU-PF) made during the Lancaster House Agreement. Then they got da balls to turn around and blame Bob for the whold mess. f***ing double-standards. Why doesn't lran just drop the bomb on lsrael or otherwise quit running it's mouth. And f*** the Saudi's too and those other sell-out oil-rich Gulf States. They have the power to change the entire dynamic of the Middle East; they're the ones with the oil, America is supposed to suck THEIR dick. Don't you just wish China or North Korea were the ones with the oil? The US and lsrael would be on their knees begging for mercy.

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General Discussion / Re: 2009 New year resolutions

« on: January 05, 2009, 10:09:12 PM »

No, really, f*** lsrael. These atrocities have been occuring since the '80's, when Yitsakh Shamir was at the helm. I remember seeing footage when l was 6 or 7 of lsraeli Soldiers breaking a 15 year old Palestinian kid's elbow with a flat piece of rock for throwing stones at them; very Apartheidesque, and should we forget about Shamir's covert supply of armaments to the Apartheid Regime?  Washington talkin' 'bout "...The onus is on Hamas to stop it's shelling of southern lsrael...that is the only way a lasting peace can be achieved..." They can't be serious right? Actually, umm... they are. Why is lsrael allowed to just do as it pleases, without fear of censure? Well, coz those Jewish Lobbies on Capitol Hill are THAT powerful. These are crimes against Humanity, but hey it's lsrael so let's just turn a blind eye. What da f*** yo?

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General Discussion / Re: 2009 New year resolutions

« on: January 05, 2009, 08:52:37 PM »

I take that back and apologise unreservedly for bringing ya Mom into this, it was uncalled for. What pissed me the f*** off was you making sweeping generalisations about me getting f***ed in prison coz ya mans and 'em got raped upstate. Thing is none of us know each other here on AG, never met, don't know what da next man's been through or what he's about. Anyway, again apologies.

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General Discussion / Re: 2009 New year resolutions

« on: January 05, 2009, 10:19:56 AM »

@ Crook.

We get it. You've been in jail. You're hardcore. Congrats mate, well done. But you've now posted three paragraphs about it, and frankly it's getting a little old. Move on mate, or start a different thread.

Don't patronise me. Ever.

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General Discussion / Re: 2009 New year resolutions

« on: January 05, 2009, 09:32:52 AM »

I'm from a coloured hood, so I know a lot of guys who were inside.

Two of my childhood friends are also 26 and a third was f***ed in jail, though he denied it until one of the guys who f***ed him told us in front of him.

In certain hoods you even get little kids of about 12 coming to you with "die nommer" and trying to jack you, especially me, cos I sound a little different. They obviously get stomped, cos I don't consider youth a good enough excuse for stupidity. Prison life and all that shit get glamourised way too much and guys act like having been inside is an achievement of sorts.Its almost as if some kids in the hood grow up dreaming of going to jail and some even lie about having been. Stupid is an understatement...

Anyway, more of my resolutions:

Stay out of jail (never been to real jail, but been in police lock ups)
Buy more sneakers. I just realised that my Adicolors are all f***ed up.

Listen homey I ain't glamourising shit, I ain't even start this topic about jail, New, Jack did. D'you see me out here starting threads on AG about how hard I was in jail or how many prison gangfights I been in? No you don't, I don't even start threads about how nice I am I on the mic, LET ALONE about my strength on the streets and in jail. That, in itself, should tell you about the calibre of man I am. But if people ask me about it, I don't shy away from it coz I got nothing to hide. That is part of my reality, part of who I am and far from being an achievement, it was a setback but one that shaped into who I am today. Learn to respect that.

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General Discussion / Re: 2009 New year resolutions

« on: January 05, 2009, 02:40:21 AM »

That 1st day was as bad as it ever got for me. So, far from being sodomised twice a week l was respected in Pollsmoor and believe me that takes a lot doing. Understand l was at the time ('99) the 2nd youngest nigga on D-Block (l actually lied about my age to avoid Juvenile, l was 19) according to Headcount stats. But within 16 months had already stabbed (and been stabbed) 3 28's and had been kicked out of D2 Room 209 and was sent to Section D1 Room 190 "The Headquarters" where l was the only black dude out of all the Robies, which was a big thing back then. Pyro, Cape Flats love me coz even tho l'm rapping these days, gangstas still remember how real Seida was in lockdown. Ask the HL's from Manenberg, JK's from Lotus River, Sexy Boys from Belhar, Young Americans from Kensington and Hanover Park. By da way Pyro f*** u & ur Moms.

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General Discussion / Re: 2009 New year resolutions

« on: January 05, 2009, 01:47:52 AM »

Ons is seker jy hetie dies geleer binne in onse kamp nie. Toe fojisa die nommer jy het nou  'n gevaar geraak in die kamp van die regter kant. Onderkant hulle, die nommer fojisa weer jy moet wit biene march Ndoda, daai nobangela Ses en Twintag! Thing is l'm really from the townships, by the time l was 16 l knew what to do when l got to jail. I was told by the older Gods that on my 1st day in jail l'll be thrown into a cell and be asked "Vie's Jy" and all l need to say is "Ek is 'n frans wat sterk biene is met die ouens van Son Op. I won't lie tho in the truck 2 Pollsmoor got my shoes took (Rockport Docksiders) and got slapped around like a muhf***er 8 times on each cheek, hard too, the Gods want to see what u made of,will u take it like a man or bitch up, will you be able 2 replace them when they move on?

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General Discussion / Re: 2009 New year resolutions

« on: January 05, 2009, 01:06:37 AM »

You prolly watch too much Oz; this ain't America, in SA Prisons where the Numbers rule, there's enforced discipline, daar isie van maak en doenie. Every act has ramifications, Numbers Gangs are governed by rules and regulations which every member, irrespective of how high or low his rank maybe, has to abide by. Now the 28's (Son Af)are within their rights to f*** each other and rape their subordinates (Franse) coz sex between men is part of their ideology, which states Blood (Murder & Robbery) & Poison (which denotes sperm) "Het Salute". Now 27's and 26's (Son Op) respectively, believe in Blood (Murder & Robbery) and Money so sex is strictly forbidden. But jail being jail, sex happens even between 26's but once exposed it's a crime punishable by death op nobangela, die nommer gaan vra; Is jy geskoold met dies wat jy dala?

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General Discussion / Re: 2009 New year resolutions

« on: January 04, 2009, 11:08:25 PM »

^^^ nah l was just joking with that post. Anyway 28's
are a small issue in  Prison compared to us; them cats is straight cowards, ask the streets. I done spilled the blood of 28's in two different Prisons in two different Cities - l still got the scar on my left hand from 4 razor blades from the 26's/28's showdown in Pollsmoor D2 Room 209 (the REAL D-Block, ask Jadakiss) back in 2001. 26's: WE AIN'T NEVER SHOOK, Kaloku singooGrey thina, oNdoda, singaMarobhane, zithi iz'bhalo siphikelel' eMpumalanga ngesahluko esimhlophe pho umca obhityile obomvu ukangaka ngongani nangempela kumandi kunzima kwelase Mpumalanga. SHALOM!!

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Sports Arena / Re: Down Under

« on: January 04, 2009, 03:25:23 PM »

Damn, that Aussie tail was wagging like a muhf***er! Shit!! Niggas was 445 all out and shit. Now we on about 128 for 1 at stumps.

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Sports Arena / Re: Down Under

« on: January 04, 2009, 01:57:02 AM »

One 'a' da drawbacks of being a Rugby and  Cricket fan is dat when ya niggas is Down Under you gotta get up at crazy-a** hours just to watch play start. Damn a nigga up already, l figure l'm 'a' watch  da whole day's play and go to bed again at about 9 or 10 this morning, hope we crush these niggas.