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Humour / Jokes / Re: I wanna sell my artwork!!!
« on: August 04, 2010, 08:48:01 AM »
Too many haters hatin on my work.....
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Can you please explain how this isn't some homosexual shit. Please, if you do that I will buy it from you.
What I’ve derived from what is said by all the people that commented on that article is that, companies cannot find competent black people and so they employ whites. You mean to tell me, out of the number of black professionals in each field in this country, companies cannot find one competent black person? Wow!
when pron sluts spit on a dick while in the middle of sucking it Its gonna have saliva on it anyway, no need to spit on it before reinserting it back into your mouth.
Aluta !
i hope chiefs win this shit. i hope pirates get murked on ther first game and i hope i eat nice wors n this day.
Dude...
Im sure everyone in bloem knows u. who could forget that garbage radio slot of urs at the UOFS and ur irritating journlism. on top of things uz an annoying fat colored who acts clever on the net. f*** ur fake english accent u monkey. i swear to god i would dicapitate u if i ever lay my eyes on ur bony colored face qheya ndini!
Basically, what I'm trying to say is that I am afraid a gay man will approach me and I won't be able to resist.
I mean,what if a guys who looks really ruff rugged and masculine in a Cape Flats kinda way (meaning he has a nice set of gold teeth and wears the latest gear, plus he has a gun) steps up to me and tries to convince me that he can give me a better life?
Then, I end up being scared to tell him that I don't swing that way, cos I don't wanna be shot. He ends up taking me home, and pounds my a**hole. At first it will probably hurt, but I fear that I may enjoy it, and end up leaving my girl of seven years and our daughter.
I can imagine it now. Sitting at the dinner table on a Sunday afternoon. Then telling my dad: "Dedda. Me and JUnaid have something to tell you. We're lovers and we wanna start a family together.
So, bascally, I don't wanna be friends with gays, because deep down inside me, I have always had the feeling that mer arebetter than girls!@!@!@@!@
Damn homie.
Smoke indoors. Muhf***a I don't want to get a lung carcinoma! Get an e-cigarette.
This and colleagues who dont respond to your emails unless you copied the boss. Xhosa cats calling each other chap!!
Did you all notice theres this dude named Paprika in this story, he got shot on three different occasions but he just never dies.
Did you all notice that all these events happen while the writer is still in shock?
Dont you all find the level of detail rather amazing?
"Wednesday 07 in Gugulethu NY 84 Paprika was shot standing in
the stoop just smoking cigarettes’"
but I hear these are not necessarily youngins, its 30 year olds are in this shit, some of the names i recognise on this email i think they are of people older than 25.
yeah in my hood theres niggaz my age and older who are still deep in this number shit.
Had a very bad experience with a "numbers" dude.....he asked for a stompie.... shap I give him one,next thing he shoves it back in my face telling me "the way you pa**ed me the cigarette is very disrespectful"....apparently the mannwer in which I gave him the cigg says that he gets f***ed when he's in jail........being the peace__loving dude I am....I obliged
hahaha
askies man. u keep having these encounters.
reminds me of these gangster dude who pointed a gun a us during the KakYard/Moscow gang war. the whole side of my face from the side he was walking from started heating up. then he laughed saying he was just f***in with us. as mad as we were, we didnt have the courage to express it.
Idi Amin expelled asians in '72......fastforward he turned the guns on to his own.
Add Mugabe.....so the pattern is, unite against a common enemy (which in the past was Colonialism Apartheid etc) then when we truimph and the enemy is no longer there we start off_ing each other. If we really do scare african foreigners away....a tribal war is on the horizon.
I remember reading that Jomo Kenyatta, Kenya's first president did the same thing during the
late 60s. He probably expelled Asians from his country before Amin did.
Mugabe on the other hand may have wanted to rid of Whites earlier but tried to exterminate
the Ndebele people back in 1987, because John Nkomo, an opposition leader was Ndebele.
The Zimbabwean troops were trained by North Korea to carry out the genocide, as instructed
by Mugabe.