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Hip Hop Events / Re: CAPE TOWN

« on: October 03, 2008, 12:08:43 PM »

just copped the tickets. come 10pm i'll be seated amongst the best of 'em going astral with a blunt and a double jameson.

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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / Re: what ya'll do?

« on: September 25, 2008, 04:30:45 PM »

I came to work, surfed the net.

Had some braaied wors and left. Then I bought comics, read them, went to the Wee for a beer and went to bed.

yo, have you read the Watchmen?

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Media / Re: Ciara4Vibe mag.

« on: September 19, 2008, 08:45:33 PM »

she did it to negate all the allegations of her being a man. true story. ask the internet.

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General Discussion / Re: AMERICAN DREAM

« on: September 19, 2008, 08:33:16 PM »

ha ha ha! yo Space how's jhb, son. ima holla at you on the pm.

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General Discussion / Re: amends

« on: September 19, 2008, 04:21:30 PM »

people don't really love each other for what is physically there, but for the circus-mirror image up in their heads. and there its never what you are, but how they see you. it's you polished: what you could or should be. 

I don't agree with this, but I'll explain later.

word? i've been wanting to get an alternative persepective on this.

Buy her a pre-engagement ring(any ring before the real engagement ring) youll be forgiven in a sec.Just to front ur serious.

ha ha. that's wild, man.

i'll go call her now and try to redeem my humanity before i hit the bottle with a vengeance. thanks people. if indeed i am in the shitter i'll be sure to make another round back to these parts. have a good weekend filled with sex, alcohol, debauchery, and, of course, good art. i'm out!


black, you're the man!

(hi BALDi.)

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General Discussion / Re: amends

« on: September 19, 2008, 04:15:34 PM »

dude, you should see this cat. just the way he looks is a f***ing trip!   he keeps minimizing his shit everytime someone walks past. ha ha.

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General Discussion / Re: amends

« on: September 19, 2008, 04:00:18 PM »

yo Nathan, that's a lot of insight. it's funny because i think this is true for a whole lot of people, even those terrified of admitting it to themselves. this is obviously not the first time i've f***ed up. sometimes it seems as if i'm driven towards a certain direction, while she's driven towards another. this is not a relfection on our relationship and compatibility or what have you, but a reflection on the simple fact that we are, and will always be, two different people. we carry a whole lot of shit in us that neither one of us has access to. and this shit is what contributes to our make-up. so what i might think doesn't mean shit might echo loudly with her, and vice-versa, she can rationalise shit that i find appauling. i don't know if love goes beyond this inherent divide because i only believe in shit i can see or experience and the way i see it, only the self that we present to people is apparant. and the thing is, the whole mantra of loving someone for who they are is cheap bullshit. people don't even love themselves for who they are. (there is evil in everyone. bad, vile, shit that can never be wished away. and people just pretend this part of themselves doesn't exist.) it only accounts for attraction. people don't really love each other for what is physically there, but for the circus-mirror image up in their heads. and there its never what you are, but how they see you. it's you polished: what you could or should be. that in itself explains why all 'love' in relationships is conditional


[laughing my a** off at this grimy looking dude sitting next to me. he walked all the way up here to the library to surf gay pron on some covert shit. ha ha ha. wow]

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General Discussion / Re: amends

« on: September 19, 2008, 03:03:43 PM »

so: be honest, buy her a whole lot of shit, and say 'i'm sorry'. got it.

but what if she hates gifts and can't stand apologies? this is the woman i'm dealing with here! and who the f*** has only ever f***ed up once?

by the way, why does most of everyone automatically a**ume f***ing up = cheating. i personally think this is the least of things that should cause a rift between people. 

Dont panic...Like everyone has already said: It all depends on what you did to the lady...

As for who has ever only f***ed up once, it all depends on the type of relationship it is, and the reasons why you are in it, but since u say u care deeply bout the lady, i guess love is involved...if u luv her n u keepin on f***in up just becos u think men cant f*** up only once...then my brotha...i dont know...

Most men f*** up intentionally knowing that they'll just apologise, sweet talk her and buy her gifts... then its all forgotten....

u supposed to know what she doesnt like so that you can keep away from doing such...men expect women to be all they want them to be, but they cant return the favor most of the time...its got to be a two way street...

.........wat did u do?

my mans. ease up a little, i think you've misunderstood slightly what i set out to do with this thread. its meant to be relative. you tell me what it is that you do and i try to contextualize it within my own situation. in that sense, it's not so much about me, but everyone. and staying in a relationship whereby you f*** up constantly for no apparent reason except for the fact that you can apologize is a pinnacle in human stupidity. i'm with this girl for a reason. she's with me for a reason. we understand. it's the rest of the world and drink that's dragging me down to Hades!

and General In8. man, that shit won't work. i can see it now.

me: babe, last night was f***ed up. i'm sorry....you know, i'm only human.

her (nodding slowly, while looking out the window): why do people only call themselves human when they f*** up? like being alive is an excuse? anyway, i have to go somewhere.

she leaves the room, and i'm left with nothing to do but look up at the ceiling and ask God how much he's enjoying this.

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General Discussion / Re: Sex in schools...

« on: September 19, 2008, 02:38:53 PM »

"This comes back to the socio-economic conditions here," said Philander.

i call bullshit on this one. if you listen to Black Thought's take on the issue, you'll realize that pussy is everywhere, not just in the household. it is in public toilets, churches, parks and pencil cases. the advertisers have made sure of it. only, they don't encourage sex per se, they encourage its pursuit. so the stimulus is always there. now these kids, they're basically saying f*** that. they have no understanding of the fact that the ubiquitous presence of sexed-up torso's is meant to drive them to the till and not their genitals. so as a result they're going against the grain. and there is little to compete: school is for the most part a boring and unimaginative routine of scanning for the right answers before parroting them back to the authority. it is no match for nature taking its toll!





on the other hand, the lifespan of the average human is diminishing at quite an alarming rate. from an evolutionary perspective, this could be adaptation and the first signs of what could eventually lead to pre-pubescent baby mothers.

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General Discussion / Re: amends

« on: September 19, 2008, 02:15:00 PM »

haha. im so always standing accused i swear. my word

so anyway, does this mean i can comment

Yes!

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General Discussion / Re: amends

« on: September 19, 2008, 02:00:12 PM »

so: be honest, buy her a whole lot of shit, and say 'i'm sorry'. got it.

but what if she hates gifts and can't stand apologies? this is the woman i'm dealing with here! and who the f*** has only ever f***ed up once?

by the way, why does most of everyone automatically a**ume f***ing up = cheating. i personally think this is the least of things that should cause a rift between people. 

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General Discussion / Re: Bittersweet

« on: September 19, 2008, 01:44:28 PM »

props for going. every time they offer me one of those things i refuse without even turning a hair. i always sum it down to my downright aversion to being a cold and celibate third-rate citizen in the land of my oppressors.

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General Discussion / Re: amends

« on: September 19, 2008, 01:28:49 PM »

You say you should stop drinking on Thursdays.

Did you come home drunk and beat her?

Yes!
















































i'm playing, man (imagine that shit though. jesus!) but it's the type of shit i'd probably have to pm or sit and have a beer over. can't do it right now cause i'm hung-over and lazy. plus, i'm busy with a paper i'm supposed to present to a panel of senile a**holes within the next two hours. i know, i could go back to work. but there's even worse a**holes there. only difference is that here, i actually pay them to hear me talk my shit kick knowlegde.

word to Nathan, Threadz, Witness, and black. keep 'em coming fellas. remorse is a bitch with rabies.

I was gonna suggest beating her again while sober, till she forgives you. This way she'll realise that its not the alcohol's fault.

HA HA HA HA! this man is a f***ing genius! 

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General Discussion / amends

« on: September 19, 2008, 12:54:45 PM »

this is mainly for the fellas. yo, how do you make amends with your lady friend (read: a girl you really give a f*** about) when you know you've really, really, f***ed up?

i know, i should stop drinking on thursdays, but anyway get at me. i'm knee-deep up shit's creek right now.

p.s. ladies of AG (er, except BHLAKHROZE, Enis and Saskia) and Cash, please ignore this thread by not replying to it. nothing personal. just don't want to turn this into another contrived man vs. woman battle. there's glossy magazines for that shit.

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General Discussion / Re: Jay-Lee VS Wildcandy

« on: September 18, 2008, 09:02:25 PM »

in other news, that poster is the shit!