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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / Re: Who Got The Rhyme Scheme?... Post your sickest verse

« on: January 14, 2009, 11:55:36 AM »

...Lemme just flip sum '07 shit. eRrrR...Ynot.

Peep this,
My style of rhyme is designed to shatter mikes/
I’m on point like Okapi blades…’ u as sharp as butter knives/
Maar other-wise…I dice lines nice on sum other, son!
While u talk sh*t, fluent, as if t'was your mother tongue/
Either than…phat raps displayed on the set/
Watch me kill rappers right…and leave no cat left/
Check tracks get burnt…at the greatest of degrees/
I GOT ALL BEATS CONFESSIN’ IM THEIR FAVOURITE MC!
See, uTebzar u’blynd…
I don’t front and try to ac’ hard/
You couldn’ be dope if you grew out of Snyman’s backyard/
Mine are…
Lines undescribed by any adjective/
I drop bom’ shit like usin’ hand grenades for laxative/
Face it kid, my rappin’ is blastin’ on these drum kicks/
You a contradictory…SMART a** BUT DROPPIN’ DUMB SH*T!
Son flips fire inspired linez…I spark flame/
You couldn’ jam on a track, ‘ if u was a stuck train/
It’s plain to see you can’t rhyme like me/
I’m a heavyweight you Lyte like that female MC/
The rhymin’ elite, put tha illes’ lines to that beat/
“F*CK THA INDUSTRY AND THEIR DEALS, SON I’M SIGNED TO THE STREETS!”

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General Discussion / Re: 2009 New year resolutions

« on: January 14, 2009, 11:43:01 AM »

sidenote: jury is still out though bra. til i see you convinced when your girl is sitting you down with three other dudes for the same conversation, with dudes mind you. but then again, you say you dont mind do you. 'at the same time on camera.'

Oh heck NO! Lady Roze...by no means duz me sayin’ "I don’t mind" suggest that I’ll be putting a “WELCOME” mat on my exit hole!...Sies.

...either way i gave you a prop for this. this is even more amusing.

Argh man ..Baie dankie, hoor! Prop right back @' ya my sistah. Respect!

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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / Re: Absolute Vernac

« on: January 14, 2009, 11:29:28 AM »

Hhawu! 'msebenzi omuhle Nkabi yakhithi!

...
Emgwageni sibuka amasela egingqi i-IS
Nkantini, ihleli ephashini ngisasobishini
Ngob' i-life  elok'shini ibeke umngani othulini
Wagqoka inzila umama waqinisa emhlathini
Emphakathini sisahleli ehlathini
Sijabula imizuzu emibili siphinde back osizini

...too dope!

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General Discussion / Re: 2009 New year resolutions

« on: January 13, 2009, 02:34:10 PM »

Get all three of them to sit down & really convince them that IT IS very much possible for one man to love three girls... EQUALLY.

hilarious tEBzAR tLAD!

then my sole new years resolution, or wish, would be to be in the room when one of those is sitting YOU down. on some id like you to meet so and so. oh and by the way, and so and so aswell. aswell.

i need to see you meet this kind of understanding.

thats what i would like to see

...Actually, I won't mind just as long as she can handle all five of us. (...@ the same time on camera!;D)

I don't see ynot.

*And so he continues to place other people's needs before his very own.  How unselfish.  Mr.tLAD!...a true gentleman.

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General Discussion / Re: WHAT'S YOUR NAME...FOOL!?!!

« on: January 13, 2009, 01:57:07 PM »

'96 - devil snake (wateva that meant)

...LMAO!!! On da real dat's  got to be the most hardcore name I've eva come across!!!

*picture a cipher situation on sum:

"Yoh son! I'm MC DEVIL SNAKE...u wanna battle?"

...nice one Myth, sum funny ish right there.

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General Discussion / WHAT'S YOUR NAME...FOOL!?!!

« on: January 12, 2009, 03:00:05 PM »

‘was just conversating with my former rhymin’ partner…straight laughin’ our a**ess off ‘bout some of the stage names we used to run with back in the day…sum funny ish.

Had me thinkin’ mayn, sum a y’all got some pretty “interesting” alias’…got a nigga’ curious & sh*t.  So yoh! post some of your previous/curent “A.K.A’s” (state the motivation behind them) and let’s just have fun wid it…

Here’s sum’a mines;


-T-BONE (t'was that G-funk mayn…besides I reckon every rapper whose name starts with a T, gave that one a try!)
-TDK/Tha Danjer Kidd (cipher time…nahmean!)
-MC TEBZAR DANJEROUZ (It all started making sense…)

And eventually;

-tEBzAR tLAD! (‘cuz really tha’s who I be… only kept THA D.A.N.J.E.R MAN for past reference)

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General Discussion / Re: 2009 New year resolutions

« on: January 12, 2009, 02:26:23 PM »

@ Trompie....'feel what you sayin' about takin' care of sh*t right away so i'ma conference call them galz right away!!!

,But on the real, point taken if that's how u feel tha's how u feel...NO WEAPONS DRAWN.

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General Discussion / Re: 2009 New year resolutions

« on: January 12, 2009, 02:00:49 PM »

Get all three of them to sit down & really convince them that IT IS very much possible for one man to love three girls... EQUALLY.

Good luck. Be sure to have the emergency departments number on speed dial.

LOL...but they really hav to reach sum sought of agreement.  This sneakin' around ish is gettin' tiring...

WISH that threads like this dont exist any more!!!

...serious?

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General Discussion / Re: 2009 New year resolutions

« on: January 12, 2009, 01:38:35 PM »

Get all three of them to sit down & really convince them that IT IS very much possible for one man to love three girls... EQUALLY.

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Hot Traxxx / Re: Best Written Trax

« on: January 07, 2009, 02:55:31 PM »

Common feat. Cee-Lo "G.O.D (Gaining One's Definition)"

Simple, yet the message...."damn!!!!"

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General Discussion / Re: AMSTELLED UP!

« on: January 07, 2009, 02:46:11 PM »

...Any of y'all ever heard of Eldorado Park, in Jo'burg!!!

the resident shorty's ONLY! will outdrink the deadbeat uncle your parents always warn you about...

Remember Lion Larger?...prolly thought it was gone neh? WRONG! they brew it strictly for Eldo's now...they got that sh*t by the truckloads!!!

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Hot Traxxx / Re: Best Female Lyricist

« on: January 06, 2009, 03:46:05 PM »

Bianca...pretty dope on tha local front!

*I remember she killed mad dudes back in Le Club.

Queen Latifah, Lauryn Hill and Bahamadia had me nodding my head for dayz. yo!!!

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General Discussion / Re: I wanna know: 2009 Releases

« on: January 06, 2009, 03:33:12 PM »

...Look out for the tEBzAR tLAD! EP "THE [RE]INTRODUCTION" dropping soon!!!

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General Discussion / Re: Yo Song of the Day 2008!

« on: December 22, 2008, 12:29:34 PM »

Cella Dwellas feat. Organized Confusion - The ill collabo

Lords of tha Underground - Chief Rocka (bin a minute!)

Shorty Skillz and Loko - Village Anthem

Amu feat. ProVerb an Mr. Selwyn - Attention

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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / Re: AG's ROOKIE OF THE YEAR!!!

« on: December 22, 2008, 12:17:01 PM »

*As promised…that latest dose of poison:


I defeat amateurs untouched…with no need to duck/
F*CK! a'flow of punchline, I’m a convoy of uppercuts/
‘Spark…
Flaming diction over any bangin’ rhythm/
See, I rhyme phat an’ you body-double for famine victims/
Sickening ' the style of rap…to oppose this is hopeless/
cause after this verse, the fat lady sings the chorus/
‘Get bogus… with the word play ‘n drop the impossible/
‘Got more sick shit than blocked toilets in a hospital/
Unstoppable!
See, Tebzar’s tha’ illest in here/
I rock crowds ‘ get-more-pounds than ‘ British billionaire/
So it’s clear...
I gets buck, son…wild and straight gully/
While ya’ niggaz ain’ shit!...like constipated tummies/
I be all your favorite artist all by myself/
Most claim to be dope, but lack "proof" like D12/
Health, get’ worse,
Every verse spreads pandemic thru speakers/
TEBZAR DANJEROUZ! ' a**a**in hired to murder th' Grim Reaper!




*The D.A.N.J.E.R MAN is officially on leave! Catch y’all when my home PC is up and running…

RESPECT.

Signin’ off

AG’s MOTHERF**KING ROOKIE OF THE YEAR!!!