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General Discussion / Re: Skirt Snatching!!!!!

« on: February 26, 2010, 11:04:17 PM »

briCK: "and you? What in your opinion is wrong with stealing someone elses girl?"

Myself: Thanks for the opotunity ...

I: 

Myself: Dude wait your turn! Any was I shall proceeed with the disection of ...by the way excuse my verbose manner of speech....if i use a big word..like Confucious sez...tell me stop.

I:

briCK: Dude just talk

Myself: The problem lies with your choice of words

I:

Myself: when you use the word "steal" it gives it a negative conotation..excuse the big word..

briCK: DUDEEEEEE

Myself: I digress! where was I...

i:

Myself: By say steal our bible bell starts rining..

Me: Thats what I mean't by morals you f***ing moron..

Myself: NO if it were morals..

briCK: Aight myself we will be back to you...your theory sounds intresting lets go on to I.

Myself:

Lol this sounds like one of those conversation one has with one's self when high

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Politics / Re: Eskom increase

« on: February 25, 2010, 09:00:37 AM »

Co-sign liquidz on truth.com

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General Discussion / Re: Who would you like to punch in the face

« on: February 25, 2010, 08:55:37 AM »

People in general.

Shitty drivers. Some guy in a truck crossed over from the right lane, right in front of me, to the far left lane this morning and all the traffic just had to stop.

I was at a ma**ive truck accident yesterday. there were pieces of the dude lying all over, we had to watch where we were walking and our photographer stepped on what we a**umed were brains cos there were bits of his skull lying close by.

Hayi man, must you be so graphic? And you know these truck drivers drive kak, its like they tell themselves that if they get in an accident with you, you're most likely to die a horrible death than they are, same goes for golden arrow bus drivers.

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Politics / Re: Eskom increase

« on: February 25, 2010, 08:11:28 AM »

Prepaid electricity is better y'all. I'm just gasping at these  ridiculous amounts y'all paying, I pay a hundred bucks for mine and its two people living here. Just saw this on morning live now, shit is messed. Black people better start protesting, some idiot said that's all we're good for lol f*** I hate CPT and it's c*** of  people!

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General Discussion / Re: employment!

« on: February 23, 2010, 11:46:06 PM »

Work for a Media24 newspaper that pays me shit, but I enjoy the job. Might be moving in a month or two though, but I don't wanna jinx it, so I'll keep it hush.

Moving into a new 3 bedroom house on Saturday that I am gonna rent with the option of buying later on. Getting it for a bargain from a woman who has been transferred to CT and her husband retrenched.

Al in all, I have little to complain about, except my status as a single 27-year old who hates going out and hates meeting new people, which kinda makes it hard to stop being single.

When did you break up with your perfect girlfriend and why?

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General Discussion / Happy birthday Soul Amazing

« on: February 22, 2010, 03:33:50 PM »

May you have many more to come, ukhule ukhokhobe

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General Discussion / Re: Cheating part 2

« on: February 20, 2010, 09:11:47 AM »

She is beautiful man and I dont think i will get someone that beautiful again after her plus I spend half of the little money i got on her.

So basically what you saying is, you'd rather have a cheating whore than have no whore at all?

Nobody can fill that void Rhama, you were born with it and you'll die with it, best you can do is adapt.

Trusting a person is setting you up for disappointment, humans are imperfect beings, there’s always a chance that they’ll f*** up, no matter how hard they try. They are very selfish, manipulative, liars and very dangerous.

Even though some of them try to be good, they’re just postponing the inevitable because sin is encoded in a human’s DNA, it’s a question of how long can they keep on fighting before they give into who they are.
 
We are not sinners because we sin.................we sin because we’re sinners.

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General Discussion / Re: Cheaters

« on: February 09, 2010, 01:50:41 PM »

Wow, the double standards up in this place..................just wow!!!! If it was a girl on here talking about no good men, calling them names, basically doing this 'at noon with bricks' thing, you guys would label her as an angry bitter hag that needs dick to lighten up but bricks does the same things and he gets hi5s!!

Seriously??? Seriously??? Seriously??

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General Discussion / Re: if your bitch is checking me out?

« on: February 06, 2010, 02:00:31 PM »

such manlyness

Such gayness

ROFLMAO!

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General Discussion / Re: You know you grew up ghetto if.....

« on: February 05, 2010, 08:31:34 AM »

Blacks!
1. 'Te fcuk is this thing of covering the mirrors with big a** blankets when there's lightning storm.....
2. What the ish.. is with the plastic 2 litre bottle on the lawn
3. How many of y'all ended up getting that bmx that you were promised if you pa**, if you did get it it means your from the nothern part of e'kasi
4.Do y'all know of a guy on your street who had a box full of toy cars, soldiers and shit and when y'all visit him he choses the good ones and let y'all broke a**es fight over shits with no wheels...

yeah what the fcuk is up with that 2l water on the lawn... sumboddddeeee please explain.

then Im really embarrased to be a native when I see ya'l bringing water in 2l bottles when you went to beeeshhh Durban on holiday.  haai! uplift yourselves please too. lol

It's to stop dog from crapping on your lawn.

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General Discussion / Re: You know you grew up ghetto if.....

« on: February 02, 2010, 02:16:29 PM »

hahahahahahaha lmao @pyro and his weirdness.

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Humour / Jokes / Re: you know your from kazi when..

« on: February 02, 2010, 02:11:51 PM »

when you keep coke bottles to get a discount on ginger beer

when you're first in line at 17:00 to buy intyorontyoro a.k.a amathumbu a.k.a braai cow/sheep interstine

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General Discussion / Re: You know you grew up ghetto if.....

« on: February 02, 2010, 01:56:35 PM »

u had a red stoep. matter of fact if u had a stoep

sorry if anyone already put this up

lol we have a stoep @home.

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General Discussion / Re: Pimpin' Msholozi

« on: February 02, 2010, 01:17:11 AM »

Yho anisalahleki nje. Okay, so many other MP members are doing it, so what? He's the President for crying out loud, he's supposed to lead by example. How is he, as president, supposed to speak publicly about the HIV/AIDS when he is so blatantly having sex without protection?

But then again, if it were 2009, I would have cared, it's 2010 and I really don't give a shit anymore.

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General Discussion / Re: old skul TV programmes

« on: January 31, 2010, 10:35:25 PM »

lol. does anyone remember 'Prisoner Cell Block H' and 'Mirror mirror'...those were guilty pleasures.

LOL yeah, how I can I forget those two, the Russian prince and the Australian prisoners.