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Battle One on One / Re: SULEIKA
« on: November 10, 2009, 03:52:10 PM »
Mariah's getting a bit old, but she's still damn fine.
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Humour / Jokes / Re: Lame Jokes
« on: November 10, 2009, 03:08:16 PM »Saw an article on THE TIMES yersterday,dude won the lotto l jackpot of R30 million,dude was from the Limpopo farms.So when he claimed his ticket to the lotto Office,He insisted that he wants it in Cash,the guys at the Lotto office tried to explain to the dude that he need to have a Bank account so that they can transfer his winnings.Dude couldnt let it go and wanted it CASH on his Briefcase.
He said "Ok since you dont want to give me my money,GIVE ME BACK MY R5 Coin i played with.HA HA HA HAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH HA HA HA
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Hey! This is supposed to be LAME jokes!
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Humour / Jokes / Re: Lame Jokes
« on: November 10, 2009, 02:28:34 PM »
I met a camel with no humps, so I named him Humphrey.
I'm sure you've heard about the dyslexic who walked into a bra. He also sold his soul to Santa.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.
Two guys walked into a bar and said to the bartender, "Why the long face?" It turns out the bartender was a horse.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick.
I'm sure you've heard about the dyslexic who walked into a bra. He also sold his soul to Santa.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.
Two guys walked into a bar and said to the bartender, "Why the long face?" It turns out the bartender was a horse.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick.
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Humour / Jokes / Lame Jokes
« on: November 10, 2009, 02:16:54 PM »
Enter all thy lameth jokes herre.
I'll kick it off (you were warned....):
Q: What's long, hard and sticky?
A: A stick
Why? What did you think it was?
I'll kick it off (you were warned....):
Q: What's long, hard and sticky?
A: A stick
Why? What did you think it was?
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Humour / Jokes / Re: Bill stay pimping
« on: November 10, 2009, 01:57:12 PM »
Yea, but unfornutely Bill is married to
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General Discussion / Re: Oh Jesus.
« on: November 10, 2009, 01:52:46 PM »And here is the link to Eli Porter's mixtape:
LINK REMOVED/download/11843528c2c19756/
LMFAO!
You should check youtube, the dude has tons of remixes on there. I think he K.O.s Lil Wayne on one track.
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General Discussion / Re: Oh Jesus.
« on: November 10, 2009, 12:52:44 PM »
On a totally un-related note:
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General Discussion / Re: Y THE F**K
« on: November 10, 2009, 12:44:05 PM »
Why do you care if someone "disrespected" you because you're from the back-water of South Africa? This should motivate you to work harder and prove yourself to dem big city folk.
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General Discussion / Re: No Shit!!!
« on: November 10, 2009, 12:40:00 PM »
Point out ONE flaw in my reasoning please, if there are so many.
All I said in my first post was that Nas has fallen off, and $12 000 is pocket change to Nas. And then I was told my reasoning was poor. Please explain that to me. I am a bit thick, and my brain is nowhere near as big as everyone else's here.
All I said in my first post was that Nas has fallen off, and $12 000 is pocket change to Nas. And then I was told my reasoning was poor. Please explain that to me. I am a bit thick, and my brain is nowhere near as big as everyone else's here.
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Graf Heads / Re: AMBER FLIPPPPINN ROSE
« on: November 10, 2009, 12:37:48 PM »Even the woman in the background is coppin a stare
Ha ha ha isnt that Venus or Serena Williams at the back???
LMFAO!
That's harsh man....
What the Williams sisters ever do to you?
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General Discussion / Re: The Mighty
« on: November 10, 2009, 12:32:37 PM »
Wtf, Charlie Chaplin pens? People will never run out of ideas to milk money out of famous dead people.
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Graf Heads / Re: AMBER FLIPPPPINN ROSE
« on: November 10, 2009, 12:28:33 PM »
Even the woman in the background is coppin a stare 