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Hot Traxxx / Lonelyfinger.com
« on: February 26, 2006, 10:53:36 PM »
Has anyone checked this site out yet?I'm just laughing at this sad adds. :lol:

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General Discussion / Becoming Phill: Where is he at? (urgent search)
« on: February 06, 2006, 01:44:03 AM »
Hey peeps

I'm sure I'm not the first one to wonder where this elusive bro is at the mo.But those that are in the know, do info me on his whereabout and how I can get hold of him.Daliq or someone, do get at me asap, pls.Its pretty urgent.......so do HOLLER.Or if u could ask him to sms me soon.........it'd be greatly appreciated.

Btw, TATE, this is a general callout...no a freebie "pls call me" or something.Just covering my butt b4 u try and "Mr T" it. :wink:

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Hot Traxxx / Blaq Poet & Premier!!!
« on: January 30, 2006, 01:48:37 PM »

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General Discussion / O'Shea Jackson, anyone?
« on: January 30, 2006, 09:27:14 AM »
Do u know this man?


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Hot Traxxx / Kanye, pre-College Dropout!!!
« on: January 30, 2006, 09:22:51 AM »
Here's a demo of his track on his latest album, Hey Mama.See if u can feel the difference in vibe perhaps:

http://home.gwu.edu/~noz/mp3/kanye3.mp3

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Hot Traxxx / Jedi Mind Tricks Music Vids!!!
« on: January 29, 2006, 12:03:22 AM »
Hey my good ppl.I have been listening to JMT for some time now, but I've never seen any video's of their's.Does anyone have any links to vids that can be downloaded of their's?Tate, Jah, Papoose, Fah?Anyone else?

If you peeps know or have any links for vids of the Jedi boys, pls do post it here.It would greatly be appreciated.Thanx in advance. :wink:

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Humour / Jokes / Raekwon - U dont get more Gutter than this!!!
« on: January 27, 2006, 12:15:43 PM »

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Producers - Discussion / WAVES is releasing SSL Plugins soon!!!
« on: January 26, 2006, 11:46:34 AM »
This is some really exciting news right here.Imagine, SSL (Solid State Logic) sounding plugins on ur pc............thats gonna be too nice.Btw, for those that dont know, the SSL board is the industry board of choice by most producers.Dre, himself, is a major fan of this board.Oh and JayKay also is madd bout this board.Think he has like 2 of them at his home studio.It has a sound, that many describe as something not too common.........just too nice.So I'm keen to check this out when it comes out.Btw, the SSL is not cheap at all.Its priced at around $92,000.00.Yep, thats a hefty amount.Swizz Beats just had one installed in his studio a few months back.

Here's the story and link from the SSL site:
http://www.sonicstate.com/news/shownews.cfm?newsid=2634

Video Tutorial link to these plugins:
http://www.sonicstate.com/news/shownews.cfm?newsid=2647

Pic of what it looks like on a Mac (PC will be similar):
http://img12.imageshack.us/my.php?image=wavesg62crop1ze.jpg

Free SSL LM Compressor Plugin (used by Phil Collins on a record):
http://www.sonicstate.com/news/shownews.cfm?newsid=2405

A bit on the LM Compressor:
http://www.solid-state-logic.com/resources/lmc1plugin.html

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General Discussion / Dilla's Condition
« on: January 26, 2006, 10:55:42 AM »
I've heard from a source that he's currently seeing a specialist about his condition and his health.But there's still no word on whether he's getting better or not.Anyone have any word?

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Hot Traxxx / Rahzel - If your mother only Knew (music vid)
« on: January 25, 2006, 01:28:11 PM »
Hey my good ppl.I am in search of this music vid or vid clip on the net and cant seem to find it for download.If anyone can help out in this regard with a link to it, it would be greatly appreciated.Its madd hectic and I wanna see how he actually does this song........beatboxing and singing at the same time.

I'll be checking out for this one. :wink:

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Humour / Jokes / NB: Facts about Chuck Norris!!!
« on: January 22, 2006, 11:13:09 PM »
Bear Witness to the Top Facts - This is like one of those Chappies bubblegum times...Did u know:


*Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

*Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

*Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

*Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

*When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

*Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK a**a**ination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

*Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

*Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't f*%# with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

*A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
   
*Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

*To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

*Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

*Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

*The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

*Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

*Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

*Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No Asian Chicks.

*The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

*Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and shit on their floor, just because he's Chuck Norris.

*After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".

*Chuck Norris often asks people to pull his finger. When they do, he roundhouses them in the abdomen. Then he farts.

*Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife.

*Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

*If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

*One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.

*Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

*Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate cla**es, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids.

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