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General Discussion / Re: What was he thinking?

« on: March 22, 2009, 12:44:36 AM »

No fo real, I always wanted one back in like '93 but you never actually wore them over your eyes.... rememebr you had to rock them ata  few degrees off centre on the forehead.
But beyond the goggles... lets all agree Common's sartorial choices have puzzled many.... he's had a good 3 or so years but prior to that....... 

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General Discussion / Re: What was he thinking?

« on: March 21, 2009, 10:58:07 PM »

for real.... she did the same shit to 'Dre 3 Stacks

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Movie Talk / Re: Black Dynomite

« on: February 03, 2009, 05:51:26 PM »

Actually Michael Jai White wrote and produced so if did the choosing.
I'm very interested to see it, it could well be the new addition to the Official Pimp Lexicon held here at Castle Chokabitch for the posterity and prosperity of pimpdom.
Chuuuuuch!

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Humour / Jokes / Re: SPOT THE FAKE : PG rated so no Spongy you are not allowed.

« on: February 03, 2009, 05:40:50 PM »

its obviously the dude with the long schlong! no one hangs the low, damn near tie his shoe laces with that!!! lol

With deductive skills like that you must be a private detective or a CSI. Do you smoke a pipe and year a deerstalker, is your best friend a medic called Watson? Can you find my grandma's cat?

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Graf Heads / Re: Jus got ma first tat

« on: January 27, 2009, 08:26:29 AM »

Looks like a winged sperm cell to me.

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General Discussion / Re: Obama Inauguration

« on: January 20, 2009, 04:22:40 PM »

clearly you hittin these cats a lil deep for a tuesday Tate.
Personally I dont think its gonna change shit.... he might be black but he is still an american and the office of president of that state carries with it obligations he wont be able to shrug off just "sommer", like oppressing the poor, supporting Israeli genocide, US over everyone else, shoot first ask questions later, ....now I'm not mad at him, thats just the way the game is played over there and i seriously doubt he can completely change the menu in one term.

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General Discussion / Re: Richest Hip Hop Artists in 2008

« on: January 19, 2009, 09:00:36 PM »

Shame about Akon being so low on the list... that is one hard working negro... He is EVERYWHERE... he must be kak bedonnert he didnt make more dough....
I swear its like he's convinced they gonna deport him forever so he's tryin to get while the gettings good.... 

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Readers Corner - Books / Re: Book heads

« on: January 19, 2009, 08:56:47 PM »

Just finished Anthony Kieis' biog Scar Tissue, very good.
Also just finished re-reading Zen and The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance...

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Geek Section / Re: Sadness unparallelled

« on: January 19, 2009, 08:53:15 PM »

Thats rough man.... I myself am tryin figure out why my desktop just wont recognise my 160gig pa**port drive as a hard drive,... i mean it sees it and recognises it as a western digital external storage unit, BUT it wont let me look at the contents and yet my device manager tells me its in perfect working order!!! The exasperation is tangible........ so i empathise.

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General Discussion / Re: 16 Days of Activism against Abuse

« on: December 10, 2008, 05:12:35 PM »

Now I'm all for some mob justice on a boring Sunday afternoon, but that shit can backfire.
Not 6 months ago a mate of mine steps in to stop some cat whose smacked his girl in front of this eatery where we were having lunch, with us a few steps behind... which is lucky cos we got there just in time to stop the chick from stabbing my buddy in the back as he re-aligned this cats dentition. that was straight f***ed up and it makes you not want to help.....
people are retarded.

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General Discussion / Re: the religion of pa** it on...

« on: December 09, 2008, 02:43:17 PM »

eish Baldy you make some sweeping generalisations there deary! My Dad is muslim and my mom is of no discernable religion and she's never been forced to/ or expected to convert. I went to a catholic primary school and a muslim school in the afternoons and that i came up muslim was neither here nor there (hell I'm hardly the poster child for Islam in any respect), i decided how i ended up, and i'm not even out of the ordinary, my wife also come from a bi-religious family and her mom only converted by choice three years ago. Hell every coloured person i know has some family of the "other" religion, inter-marriage isn't new and isn't an issue in most cases. Sure i reckon some folks catch feelins if one of the parties doesn't convert but, thats actually in the minority.

As to money, bra just do what you do, you baby will decide what she is all on her own, neither of you needs to convert to shit, if the respective fams get heavy on it thats regrettable but unfortunately what you signed up for and needn't be a deal breaker. Most peeps will soften, cos allowing an idealogical point to seperate them from an innocent baby grandchild is small minded idiocy, which is not restricted to any particular religious persuasion.

and the perception of Islam and those who follow this particular way of life is largely constructed and has become "fact" simply cos it gets said so often. Less than 2% of muslims are what you would call "fundamentalists".... there are more than a billion muslims who are just good people who live like everybody else except they don't eat pork and pray 5 times a day. And since when does taking 10-15minutes, 5 times a day to humble yourself before something greater than yourself make you crazy?

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General Discussion / Re: All i want for Christmas!!

« on: October 28, 2008, 01:33:06 PM »

ALso, if remember correctly from my active pimpin days, the more you can make a woman squeak or moan with your food, the more she'll agree to later....
And no doubt good food gets you laid EVERY TIME!!!!!

Once you at my level you can even get her to pay for the groceries.

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General Discussion / Re: All i want for Christmas!!

« on: October 28, 2008, 01:28:42 PM »

I want world peace and a cure for cancer.

f***in think about other peole for a change for f***s sake!!!! 

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General Discussion / Re: All i want for Christmas!!

« on: October 28, 2008, 01:19:43 PM »

Wanna take wifey to Jamaica, but it'll have to wait till next year.
A GOOD personal a**istant
a realistic budget for a feature film
a 185cm Hi-def LCD
a remodelled fully restaurant fitted kitchen

On the cooking front, I'm cool with the cooking, cos I AM KING, call me chef in my kitchen or i WILL throw a cleaver at your head, and you know this. But on a real, I dont need her to cook for me, I love cooking what i need her to be is an efficient chef de partie, dont argue when i tell you i need something, if you wanna cook then do it, if you happy to let me run the kitchen then a**ist as required.... and when i say i want an even dice, i mean EVEN.
And remember the cook DOES NOT WASH DISHES!!!

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Geek Section / Re: Gamers!

« on: October 28, 2008, 01:07:23 PM »

AAAAAHHHHHHHHRRRRRGGGGGHH!!!!! 360 got me playin my life away, drinkin my life away, pissin my life away, poppin my life away.... and my seeds will end up the same way.

GTA4 is a danger, i have had to lock the box away cos i've had to handle new business without my partner (so now i gotta, write, produce, direct and production manage.... they even had me doing storyboards... if***in hate doin storyboards) and i cant walk past my lounge if the box occupies its rightful place.
otherwise Dead Rising is my oldest game but the replayability is insane!!
Guitar Hero 3 on the way, I'm undecided about Too Human.
I'm gonna have to pick up Devil May Cry soon and Gears of War 2 is aching to be owned.
Far cry2 is too f***in nice and i'm loving Team FOrtress also!!
And January is coming, I cant decide, Wii or PS3, I can only get one, help!