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« on: April 13, 2010, 08:52:28 PM »
i been around. where you been? did you miss me deacon. im almost touched. almost :P

now, about visagie. i want to talk about visagie man. andre woke up one day and he was istarring in his own action fliek. oh i love it. as unpolitically correct as it is, dudes a legend. gave us some legendary tl tl tl viewing. i love how serious he is. he is so serious. stepped up to the plate he did. absolut DEAD. cheers.

im not sure why the studio 'in my business' came out tops. 'as far as im concerned' andre delivers the killer lines here. dude is a guest and yet catch him hollering take away this man. whaaaat! take. away. this. man. how about they take away YOU though. lord have his mercy. but then hes not finished. you think its over, but its juuust beginning. because he drops im not finished with you. yho. yho. yho. im nooot finished with you. im like ha this guy.

and then theres the bodyguard in his supporting act role, playing with this hands behind his back there. im like whats going with you. the supposed tough guy is there looking like he cant beliiiieve the drama. and hes expected to be in tow.

drama 101. the last action hero...

« on: April 10, 2010, 08:26:41 PM »

julius malema vs andre visagie

its going down, dont be caught unawares. real life, live. oh a game of odds and evens. no half time and no referee. the bounty: a whole country up for grabs.

* cue that dramatic guys voice *

'who's it gonna be? place your bets now! the winner shall take it AAAALL!'

fine print: all such monies shall be administered by my bank account. feel free to pm for details

...if i could choose then my heaaaart would be in it, my chaaaarms would be in it, my loooove would be in it....

marvin gaye missed his girl.

corinne bailey rae - feels like the first time.

General Discussion / Re: Of Mining Rights, Klingons and Venus.
« on: April 08, 2010, 09:20:31 PM »
'of mining rights, klingons and venus.'


General Discussion / Re: Of Mining Rights, Klingons and Venus.
« on: April 08, 2010, 09:16:23 PM »
oh briCK! fun and games. youre so out of order ;D

chuckles galore.

Humour / Jokes / Re: @Deacon
« on: April 08, 2010, 09:09:50 PM »
after your team get beaten, yo'll don't wanna answer ya damn phones, reply to emails or even threads that has anything to do with amakhozi amatlhe


so you mean we beat you chaps.

love and peace baby.

Monica featuring Treach - Aint nobody(Good 90's song)

YOU rock.

...thats why i love you babyyy...

you poked me. and off i went. when i was young and restless this is used to be one of my favourite songs. what. monica arnold. the original 'ms thang' bra. when i was in std 7 i wanted to be monica.
you must never. you have never. a 13/14 year old busting so much attitude and with waaaay to much flavour. sa**. she was sangin it. 'before you walk out my life,' 'with you,' 'why i love you so much'. yessus.

...we can keep it on a low down down. i dont go down i throw down. he threw your clothes over the rover. so where you gonna go now. remember when i was like who you. now you my boo boo...

but keeping it right there in harmony, i raise you:

monica ft malik - like this and like that.

sidebar: while we're at it we should have a 'tracks off soundtracks released in the 90's' moment. we will have ourselves a party up in here! too much niceness missed by people because jams were hidden there.

« on: April 07, 2010, 04:09:05 PM »
too much emphasis on the story, when the story was never the issue, the focus really. its alllll about the characters. really would have wished to spend more time with the weird and wonderful lot of them. i felt the hurt there. that happy ending by force stuff stole my joy. but perhaps returned it to all the kideos one ended up viewing with. they seemed satisfied. shame man.

i didnt go for the story, went to hang out with friends.

the new dog character was sweet.

marvin gaye - my love is waiting.

...when i make you mine. iiiill be fine. baby, baby. when i make you mine. ill be fine. coz i miss your body. when i make you mine. ohhh baaaby. when i make you mine. iiiill be fiiiiine, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby...

ed's note: i find being smacked in absentia bizarre. maybe even amusing. maybe. what, you rolled over. and...whaaaat. tyhini niyavuya. YOUR shocking behaviour!

its a jungle out here. chuckle. 

sade - in another time.

Hip Hop Events / 'Inspiration Finds Its Own Voice'
« on: March 10, 2010, 12:25:40 AM »
five uk poets teamed up with five emerging sa poets. we dont know each other, we've just met, never worked together. ranging from ages 22 through to 42. with a four city tour. we've got days to find each other and find a way. no one knows, anything can happen.

a collaborative project between the uk and sa beginning in pretoria, then johannesburg, cape town. culminating in a final completed show in london.

pretoria state theatre - thursday 11th march 19:30
museum afrika - friday 12th march 19:30
arts on main - saturday 13th march 19:30

the shows are free but rsvp is required through the british council:

Movie Talk / PRECIOUS
« on: March 06, 2010, 09:52:24 PM »
...because the what matters usually goes unseen.

id just like to begin by saying that i love oprah winfrey and tyler perry.

"In 1987, obese, illiterate, black 16-year-old Claireece Precious Jones (Gabourey Sidibe) lives in Harlem with her dysfunctional mother, Mary (Mo'Nique). She has been impregnated twice by her father, Carl, and suffers long term physical, mental and sexual abuse from her unemployed mother. The family resides in a Section 8 tenement and subsists on welfare. Her first child, known only as "Mongo" (short for "Mongoloid"), has Down syndrome and is being cared for by Precious's grandmother."

from the hands of the producer of 'monsters ball' now also in the directors chair, lee daniels. the film adaptation of a novel entitled 'push' by author and performance poet sapphire. a film released without a distributor at first, with oprah winfrey and tyler perry stepping on board as executive producers later on, in what is described as a promotional push. and here we are, nominated for 6 oscars and i can honestly that, in an oscars of some heavy rollers, if they dont take away atleast some things, then the system officially becomes a joke. it moves from being a dark horse into a must for me. that includes comedian mo'nique. a first timer of such of capacity in gabourey sidibe.

reviews as they tend to be, can be varied in the criticism and praise. i would say you would be fools for not checking for this and say it with conviction. people need to see this.

go and see this you guys.

« on: March 06, 2010, 02:45:53 PM »
Im not watching this!!

JOZI was a hilarious movie.

...hayi kalukho sana andithi wena you'll be too busy fishing the broads at night :P

sawuya ke thina!

...heyi ohh tyhini bethuuuna, kunje nje nje, xakukh' iqhaaaaawe...

camagwini - iqhawe.

a beauty.

« on: March 04, 2010, 07:24:03 PM »

mr cheshire cat bra!

ag skiet my dood.

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