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General Discussion / Setting Off HoeMeters!

« on: June 22, 2010, 02:57:06 PM »

This is actually inspired by a post else where..

Check the situation You RR was in...

Just remember something. this is not an L really but it depends on how you look at it.

I was sitting at this joint with my girl at the time and her sisters. had my back on them for a second then some cat they know just walked and he did not notice me and he just went on a surprised my girl with a kiss. all the girls "bakhuza"(translate please) then I looked back to see what was up, it was my girl pushing this cat off her face then dude saw me at that point then literally ran. he took off!

Considering that he looks like he spends two hours at the gym everyday and that i was half his size at the time, I don't understand why he ran. I can only say thats I dont look like you can f*** with me.

kidding about the you cant f*** with me look but yeah thats what happened. I never say that dude again until about a year ago. at that time I wasnt sure if its the same dude and he looked smaller than me but it was him. Saw his pics on FB after hearing that he pa**ed away, one of my ex girls's sisters sent an invite to his memorial service.

I proceeded to ask him how long he stayed with said mossel and he admitted not long....

I know some of our less aware brethren and perpertual hoe target don't pick up on such subtle shit...

So I figured maybe lets share some of he little shit female do that set off your Potential HoeMeter..


I am not saying said females are Hoes..I am just saying shit that they do that rings the Alarm bells.

I am talking subtle shit not .. you woman comming home with cum shot on her dress..

Nope the subtle little thing amateurs are likley to miss.

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General Discussion / RnB Niggaz

« on: June 17, 2010, 10:08:26 AM »

Judging a person / making a**upmtion based on they preferance / taste in music is
is at best childish and foolish...


unfortunatly foolish is a real i traverse and get kicks from.

There is a dude I was watch, FOCUSED on what he was listening too on his phone, iphone, ipod or whatever..dude was sooo
serious that I was curious to know what he was bumping.


Judging a person / making a**upmtion based on they preferance / taste in clothingis
is at best childish and foolish...


unfortunatly foolish is a real i traverse and get kicks from.


I look at his dress code and grooming and general overall demeanure, and conlude he either a church type
or the R'nB ..Casey and Jojo...singing to a bitch type. Or just batty.


So I continue to observe his re-action to bishes as they pa** by...and after three hoes I knew dude was the
R'nB singin to a bitch type not batty or Church type...Call me wierd but nothing
lights up my eyes than a fellow panty raider shit is magical!!!

BUT>>>>>> .... f*** R'nb Types!

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General Discussion / Wow...Am I Pissed!

« on: June 15, 2010, 11:06:46 AM »

 

Am I pissed!

I don't get angry easy but as a bleck in the corprate environment and in society in general I am in a state of perpertual heat!

but some days the heat is unbearable....I am about to the leave the office for an hour to cool off coz am bout to hurt somebody...

as if thats not enough...some brazilian bishes were tryna hook me up with a freind of thiers....

before you go

  briCK brazilian bishes is hot...

they wanted to hook me up with thier gay shy friend who I feel sorry for, is it not enough that you gay, but you gotter shy too...what a fruit!


I need to do something drastik about changing my image..if I am attracting men am doing something wrong.

I think I need to go easy on my hiygene,,,guess back to bathing once a weekend, f*** flossing and clipping my nails...THE COCKTAILS GOTS TO GO...

f*** twizzing (before I get shit shots taken at me..I twezee hair from my nostrils....f*** you mmmmmmmmkay), f*** shaving every other day..you best belive I aint combing my Afro no more..

Its rediculus...and to top it off this bitch at work is REALLY working on my last nerve!

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General Discussion / Of Beauty in the eye of the beerholder and Pretty Boys!

« on: June 07, 2010, 10:30:42 AM »

Its been a long time since I hit on a woman, I had actually fogotten how fun its meeting a new female and tryna talk yourself into her pants!

I think my single by choice days, female ducking, day are close to an end.

I had fegotten the thrill of the chase..its addictive...the adrenaline...Girls have NO idea how nice its is...the anticipation...

So its started off a as an innocent friday drinks alone session similar to many others...

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General Discussion / How well do know the female anatomy??

« on: June 04, 2010, 12:09:49 PM »

I am many things, vulgar is not one of them.



I know disclaimer don't mean shit, but this thread ladies is not really for you all it will do is reinfore that belief that you have that guys are Vulgar pigs...So its not going to floral scented, pink neon lights...cute teddy bear shit! Nope!


No pictures though so fear not...

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General Discussion / Dealing Workplace Conflict 4 It Escalates...

« on: June 03, 2010, 09:10:12 AM »

to full blown beef!

 

You know our black sisters have it hard everywhere, but i belive they have it worse in the workplace, especially if they no employed to do they typical Tea, Cleaning, Canteen, Sick Bay, HR, Admin, PA, Secriterial or Receptionist.

I have reported to ALL sorts of bosses exept a black woman and know what? I could careless what my boss is like coz, by virture of being the boss I won't like you its the nature of the beast!


Now anyone who has work in a Software Development Environment will tell you that

Buisness Analysts, System Analysts System Engineers don't see eye to but have to make the same project work, the irony the conflict of intrests is what brings together, "The less I see of those analyst f***ers the better, let me make sign to cofirm that this is what they want and I'll give them that regardless weather its right or wrong" 

and I am sure they got they ways of avoiding us.



Enter the Situation I am in now with this Young Black Busness Analyst...she is black and young and dynamic all that bullshit people put in thier CVs.

The way she acts in meetings, in the office and in general is very "look down upon blacks" , "kiss a** to white people"...just general Victim Syndrome Symptoms..ALL round.


Fine...My work requires minimal social skills...So to say I have had a decent convo with her will be a lie, at team building I try to stick close to her coz she is one of 3blecks....out of a team of about 20, she places her self in stratigically inaccesibal positions...Fine she has an amazing body nice a** and everything, standard black woman features...avarage face..you know she probably looks like the girl you f***ing right now....onward.


She drops phrases now and then in "Jest"

"I am DONE...DEEE---OWWWW------EN------IIIIIIII with blacks" and the giggle giggle

"See thats why I have a white man" which she does and I really don't care what anyone f***s!

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General Discussion / Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!

« on: May 20, 2010, 10:31:51 AM »

I believe that everyone is entitled to they opinion and preference etc etc...

For those that don't know, there is apparently a long running TV Series named LOST.

I first saw it among my sister's other collection such as Sex In The City, Desperate House wifes and other female monstrosities, I naturally a**umed lost, is an artsy pink ribbon and butterfly clip way of shortening some girl name monstrosity to the magnitude of "Lost soul mates found in candy stripes or some other "clever" way of naming a girly series.


To put you in perspective, I rather watch 50 / 50 than desperate house wives, so i would have never watched lost at ALL.

My sister tried, as she has tried before  when she wanted to convince me to go out with a friend of hers, she tried and failed then and she failed this time around with making me watch LOST, I promise you will like it.

I look at her and ask her? Do you like it, she says yes, which means no to me, Siblings are beautiful, God designed us to repel each other in everyday, I have nothing in common with my siblings which is good cos we don't fight over anything, as if sibling rivalry on its own is not enough.


One Detox  sunday after a night out with the girls, YES I have nights when I hang with bitch and let my hair down 

anyway one Sunday the previous day was spent drinking with my girl who insisted I drink cocktails, so we could share the same gla** and straw 

cos she was feeling romantic...so we drank cocktails shared cherries..yes I get that nauseatingly romantic , I bite half, tongue feed her and top it off with a nice kiss and girly giggling... nauseating!

It was her birthday...so what could I do.

Anyway, I suppose I still had some left over girl fuel in me that I decided let me watch some girly flicks and hopefully fall asleep as I detox on that Sunday....

I look at the Disks ...I see LOST and remember my sister saying she LOVED LOVED LOVED it so I figured it must be the girliest of them..so I pops the shit in...

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General Discussion / What Kind Of Man Are You?

« on: May 17, 2010, 11:19:58 AM »

I was bumping miseducation...and acording to Lauren we guys fall into one or more of the following categories!


The second verse is dedicated to the men

More concerned with his rims and his Timbs than his women [Check]

Him and his men come in the club like hooligans

Don't care who they offend popping yang like you got yen

Let's not pretend, they wanna pack pistol by they waist men

Cristal by the case men, still in they mother's basement

The pretty face, [Check]

men claiming that they did a bid men

Need to take care of their three and four kids men[Check]

They facing a court case when the child's support late[Check]

Money taking, heart breaking now you wonder why women hate men[Check]

The sneaky silent men[Check]

the punk domestic violence men

The quick to shoot the semen stop acting like boys and be men

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General Discussion / White Bosses

« on: May 03, 2010, 12:59:09 PM »

Look I aint a stereotype type kinda a guy...but I rather work for a white boss.

In ALL the jobs I have been in the only ones I could actually see any prgress is when I worked for White Bosses....

I just got a promotion today, for HARD work I have put in the last three months.



But I guess its white kind of field u In...as a mine worker, fARM worker I Guess White Bosses are the worst..its relative I guess..

in IT he best Bosses are white and not  more tha 5years older than U.

The worst obviously are Indian Bosses!

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General Discussion / Of Cheeseboyz and their Hip Hop!

« on: April 30, 2010, 08:53:21 AM »

yes..hello Cheeseboys!

I unfortunatly could not make the big hip hop shin ding...

I saw a couple of pictures in the media and I must admit..You cheeseboys still have this shit on lock!


I mean since the rise of Hip hop in J-Sec...note J-Sec so you other heads please forgive me as I am talking bout the cheeseboys I was closests to...since 93' what really has changed...Hip Hop is still exclusivly cheesy....

NOT 1 prominent ...NOT 1 cat who has made it big is not cheesy...From Pro right thru media execs like Zak Dakile ...thru and thru...the only un cheesy cats who were ALMOST noticed are ....shit I can't remmeber they names..but the sang / rapped "its wonderful".

So Cheezeboyz when you gonna loosen the grip and open this wonderful culture to everyboys else huh? You don't own this rap shit...

if such raps as "Usual rural accents" are accepted as dope...its seems obvious that ...Hip Hop is in the J at least, still elitly cheezy! ....Please I am not talking to you bougie f***ers..y'll can fallback you got beef meet me online or at lets talk it over a beer at Newscafe!

 

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General Discussion / The Boondocks 3 Trailer...

« on: April 21, 2010, 12:42:45 PM »

http://thatgrapejuice.net/2010/04/the-boondocks-season-3-trailer/

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General Discussion / Girls vs briCK

« on: April 21, 2010, 10:58:06 AM »

I am looking at her as she comes my way...

She is oblivious of my existance
she does not acknowlegde  my existance
As I draw closer my heart pounds as we close the distance
it not worth fighting it, its just futile resistance

I watch her curvy structure
I am hypnotised by her curvy structure
I wanna touch her curvy structure
I write a f***ING SONNET about her cury structure

she still does not see me
but its okay its not about me...you see me:
I am chilled like that, but sweets still does not see me
its cool, its hard to be me

I watch her a**, her breast her face and body framed between ceiling and carpet
I love it so much I am inspired to write a sonnet complete with a rhyming couplet


 

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General Discussion / What Is So Bad About Being Black?!?!?!

« on: April 14, 2010, 08:55:27 AM »

 


Look I am no Black Power tryna give blacks the "History and Dignity that was once our" spewing type and I could give two shit s about people in general

BUT what wrong with being black?

I know black people have beef we have had beef since the begining of time and to give white people credit that they divided us is bullshit, white people just found a bunch of people with blood feuds from centuries ago, they just chose to the weaker of the two...by they I mean the whites people....and supported the weaker, then that one group one they rinsed and repeated till they...by they I mean the whites...pretty much ran shit!

laying on people's emotions especially when they are pa**ionate about how much they hate another group, I am deliberaty avoid using the word Tribe coz that word is white mischief at best

* clears throat *

Firstly the one thing I know about "black people" they don't see themselves as "black people" just earth dwelling pussy chasin...oh wait....wrong thread...

I digress..

the cla**ification of us as black and then as tribes or whatever is where I think the problem lies...

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General Discussion / Of Mining Rights, Klingons and Venus.

« on: April 08, 2010, 07:50:38 AM »

first things first.

If girl a sleeps in her her panties is coz
she does not want to wrinkle her clothes right...?

AND..drinking fruit cocktails does not make you Gay!


How about turning down pussy while drinking cocktails?

Wow easter really really had its way with me...BUT i did finally resolve the girls and loving money issue!

Not to mention beign in PTA at a Boer Bar when ET announcement was made...intresting times!

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General Discussion / Of Appauling Behaviour and Afrikaner Saviours!!!!

« on: April 01, 2010, 09:03:31 AM »

Its takes a lot to appaul me....

I get outraged easily....
annoyed? as long as these monkey roam the street I will be annoyed.!

I was reading my favorite newspaper the Citizen...i love this paper so much when ever i start having shitty thought like "Some white are aight!" "let move on" etc etc

I read the Citizen and am remminded where the white man stands.


On Article Took me aback and I am APPAULED...I could not sleep last night! the bile was churnin in my stomach...and my pissed off leveles were gone throught the roof.

I need to let it our, y'all can search for the article on the net

March To Protect Afrikaners

Muhammed Vawda will walk to the Union Buildings On April 9 carring a sign saying 'Protect the Boer, Shoot Apartheid'

Vawda also said 'the society to protect the Afrikaner from disappearing from the African soil all together '



I wouldn't make this up!

Are there no worth Muslim causes OR ANY OTHER f***ING cause to march for!

Coz I am neither muslim nor Afrikaner, nor do I know people from either group I will reserve comment thought i'd just throw it out there incase there is someone who can explain this>