HOLY SHIT ON TOAST!!
***Bhlakhroze to report to the principal's office!***
"They like me, they really really like me!"
I wish I had some interesting things to say about my birthday like getting intimate with a one-legged Chinese service provider but hey it was just the typical day in the life of a Derelict Neanderthal ©. Hitting on girls, getting drunk, being hit by a couple of girls, getting drunk some more, almost getting laid but was too drunk to do anything about it - y'all know the usual celebrations.
But thanks hey. I'm so touched - Ms Roze, you know you haven't touched me yet, right? (wink wink. nudge nudge. say no more. say no more!)
Hey Roze, Shirley Ba**ey put it best when she said "Diamonds are forever!" But yeah I did respect the women this time around and actually only looked at their breasteses when they were not looking and I also brought a bib for the drooling - and I also didn't extend an invitation for an orgy whenever I came across a group of friends. I really behaved myself even when the one girl's a** just made its way into my hands - I didn't revel in its tenderness but just handed it back to her (without much groping i might add). Went to a club / party / f***fest where there were at least 1500 people.
Brick, man you're the messed-up one - I'm just grossly misunderstood!
Thanks y'all for making a monkey blush!! :oops:
