IN JULY I WENT TO NAMIBIA,i went to swakopmund and windhoek.It´s so boring but riding quad bikes on dunes is cool but way too expensive for such a primitive sport.
the girls in swakopmund are way too damn ugly,i a**umed that there would be hot bitches since you all have a sea and what not,there were no naked hot a**es body skanks naked on the beach..I drank so much beer that holiday,i had sex with some ugly mutt at a bar,i didnt have sex with her to be precise,it was the tafelberg draught..not me,the draughts made me do it..she was speaking dirty in german..or maybe she was sayin i have a small penis compared to berlin boys.
went to windhoek and had a shit time..but i ate a shit load of ribs and chicken at some resturant with all this junk and old shit hanging from the walls as their furniture...i got drunk and i had to vomit in a train..all my holidays have sucked...i hope this christams i get to have sex with hot jewsih girls and i get mad dough from my liquor store job.
