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on: October 04, 2006, 01:38:33 PM
As some of you may know..my life revolves around two things women and white people(some) I can't understand why if you hate black people so much why do two of the dumbest things inter-act with them by either taking them as slaves and secndly coming to they shitholoe...I hate little teenage brats you won't see me at they clubs...White peoepl...I know i have derailed the topic already but...calling Zuma, quoting people out of context etc just to create racial tension get on me. I don't smoke but I do occasionaly tag along smokers just to hear them speak...don't be foled white(some)people will never respect blacks..which is cool..I suppose i should have posted this in the Blacks being rasist thread(which i think is poposterous) whatever

We will leave tha one for now...PTA is at a millions degrees celcius and the Amstel is - a million degrees celcius..conincedence? My boss is away so i am raoming the streets of PTA looking for prime flesh, Schools is closed etc ..pretty much the point I am getting at is that there is just a** all over phat a**es, small a**es, pretty a**, dyke a**es..there is visibly more females than males when you walk down the street...

I shall thumb suck a few ratios for you

1/10 ... 1 in 10
10/ 10 .. 1/4

pecentage hittable 90%
pecentage NOT to be touched 30%(old ladies you school kids and ugly bitches)

So as you can see one's chances of scoring SHOULD be high but I keep lucking out,,,fine I am not good looking (just a sexy beast)..I have been having horrible luck with these females..I talk to no less than 10....as a matter of fact to prove it I shall take a stroll for 15minutes and I shall bring you feed back
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Reply #1 on: October 04, 2006, 02:17:28 PM
:x

you'd think the whiteman would be gratefu that I am putting myself in the line of fire to accumalte much needed research on the specis complexus femalius...the experiment has failed due to a "support" call so I have halted the experiment only temporarily.

let me give you background..I was given a sample pack of Viagra and I wanna know what it feels like..now if the females arn't bitting then what am I to do.

anway I shall telle you about me and trying to pick-up girls..if usually I meet them through friends, ex-girl friends, etc usually its someone I sort of have some link with on some six degrees of seaparation shit. I pick up a bars, pubs, malls...for the life of me I can't seem to get it right on the street..If I see a bitch I like in the street..I don't know what to do.

1 They roam in PACKS...how do you single one out. I have been embarra**ed before and I keep doing it anyway coz who gives a shit. So ladies if you may please inform me what would be the best approch in the street and if you are in packs..I am now too grown for the grab your hand approch, I need a more dignified approach. and besdies nowadays bitchs slap niggas and screem in public
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Reply #2 on: October 04, 2006, 02:31:45 PM
as if its not enough...the thing that is equaly as mind boggling about the abundance of females is the abundance of homo-sexuals. I have small but sharp mind and something I don't get out of every about say 10people 8are females..the remaining to are male and of those two the other is gay.  :?  its not enough hat I am been turned down by girls I have to duck males too..these cats aint playing man..I talking straight up..nigga stepping to you and professing they undying love. I I spose I know it feels turning down three niggas a day is some seriously traumatic shit.  <-------- Shit I should have worded that a bit diffrent...no matter.

So with these stranly unblanced odds you'd think it would be easy to get laid. There is more to life than females I hear some of you say..well to each they own.

If  had a digicam-(if someone is willing to donate I won't say know)  would like to document these happenings..as I experiment

my life is a mess, I am thinkin maybe the only way out is to settle down get married and forget all these girls.

Currently listening toJay-Z - Girls

the only thing is life is wierd they source of ALL my current problems.

for example--I am not working I am talking about them on a message board

2) I planning on conduction live experiment
3)  am thinking about my viagra sampl
4) I am buying a new roll on ot go with my summer gear that i bought coz of them
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Reply #3 on: October 04, 2006, 02:35:49 PM
I'm buying new linen
almost bought a car(thank God sanity prevailed)
Buying a shot gun..(my daugther is growing)
I forgot my baby momma's birthday know she won't speak to me
I forgot my exes birthday..so she is
I have a frog on my tail
I f***ed up and had an affair in the office with more than three woman..now I am branded a male hoe and bitches want nothing to do with me
my boss is female

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarg its ALL fcuked up..I have been detoxing for a while now i need a beer..why? I'll tell yu why I have viagra pills that i NEEDS to test and can't

f***ing girls
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Reply #4 on: October 04, 2006, 03:57:28 PM
hey briCKmeister, i hear you man. especially on the number of gays in the PTA. i was at Co.fi last thursday with some friends planning on getting completely motherless, and there they were. an indian and an afrikaaner gay - the oddest pairing really. my female friends cannot stand gay men sometimes. i have a russian friend and she hates gays - on some zuma tip that she'd knock one out any gay if they stood in front of her. but yeah pretoria has been blessed with women a plenty and i was at the tuks spring break to get shitfaced - there were plenty of hot women, some were completly shit-faced and others were getting there.

hunting season is open, but recently i've been behaving myself and have decided that my girl comes first.
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Reply #5 on: October 04, 2006, 04:07:12 PM
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gays - on some zuma tip that she'd knock one out any gay if they stood in front of her. .


He! he! just read the Zuma City Press article where he said that! lol!

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Reply #6 on: October 04, 2006, 04:20:40 PM
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hey briCKmeister, i hear you man. especially on the number of gays in the PTA. i was at Co.fi last thursday with some friends planning on getting completely motherless, and there they were. an indian and an afrikaaner gay - the oddest pairing really. my female friends cannot stand gay men sometimes. i have a russian friend and she hates gays - on some zuma tip that she'd knock one out any gay if they stood in front of her. but yeah pretoria has been blessed with women a plenty and i was at the tuks spring break to get shitfaced - there were plenty of hot women, some were completly shit-faced and others were getting there.

hunting season is open, but recently i've been behaving myself and have decided that my girl comes first.


Your dick would dissagree with the bolded statement 8O  no homo

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Reply #7 on: October 04, 2006, 04:25:00 PM
maybe u shouldnt go outta your way to talk to women or to get a**...think about it, havent u best experiences with the opposite sex been the least expected, the ones that kinda creep up on u....maybe its just me then...and u don hav to be goodlooking to score just clean and well groomed!!
brick where do u live where theres just a** all over the place????

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Reply #8 on: October 04, 2006, 04:39:09 PM
what astounds me is the disproportionate share of the media homosexuals occupy!

say, if roughly 10% of the population is gay- why the f*ck are they on tv, in mags & newspapers all the time? 8O
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Reply #9 on: October 04, 2006, 05:54:49 PM
SOUTH AFRICA IS THE FIRST AFRICAN COUNTRY TO LEGALISE GAY & LESBIAN MARRIAGES. 8O  8O  8O  8O  8O

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Reply #10 on: October 06, 2006, 09:44:17 AM
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brick where do u live where theres just a** all over the place????



I stay in Pretoria..i open the window to catch fresh air in the morning and There it is.
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Reply #11 on: October 06, 2006, 09:48:16 AM
Happy friday!

Its a pity today its rather cold so the females are either indoors or fully dressed  :x

but like every experiment there are un foreseen factors so yeah fine.

Its Friday i see no reason to do any work so I shall be full time engageged in doing this selfless service. I have been this anxious to try something out as I am this viagra that I am considering wasting it on some random ugly woman...i'll keep y'all informed..

okay scenario one off I go.
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Reply #12 on: October 06, 2006, 11:50:15 AM
Failed Experimiment 1

Okay..she is light skinned, clean no pimples she is wearing gla**es she has this don't even step to me look and air about her she is walking towards me, I had planned to work my way up from the bottom, you know insecure shy type...its only after she had pa**ed that i figured f*** it..I turn around all the while thinking f***.

I say "sorry...sorry...excuse me...SORRY...SOOY mani...eish"

So I tap her shoulder and wlak side by side

Me: Hi... :D
Her :|
Me: *thinking f**** :|
Her: :|
Me :|
Her :x
Me: I just wanted to say Hie
Her: So say Hi and be done
Me: Hi  :D
Her: Hi
Me:So..she cuts me in
Her: Bhudi..I am in a hurry and besides you wanted to say Hi and you have..

f*** her!!!  she wasn't all that anyway
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Reply #13 on: October 06, 2006, 12:04:21 PM
Residual Results Of Experiment 1

So my naive a** is not aware that I am the centre of attraction to three girls who were busking in the sun, who seemed totally amused.

As I walk back I sort of not pay them any attention but trust if you look at me I will notice, i turn and see these broads busking in the sun grnning , giggling and wispering to themselves..Obviously I am curious coz there is no one close to them so there is no need for them to be whispering to each other unless they witnessed my piti-full display of approaching females..I slow down and halt in front of them and just stand there.

they give each other stares and and burst out loling..the shotest of the lot looks at me with those I want you eyes and I break the silence

Me: You guys are loling at me huh?
All 3: burst out into laughter
Me: For your information...I know how to talk to females..I am doing an experiment
Girl1:
Me: For this inte...*i stopped myself what kind of loser does experiment for the internet and tells the subject and expect an results*
Me: For intrests sakes I am tryna see what kind of females react which way to me..like the three of you I know y'all like me:
Girl1: You wish you just amusing
Me: Can I take the three of you for a drink at 6?
Girl3: YES
Girl2: No
Girl1: sure
Girl2: well okay

ha!

who is the f***ing man huh?
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Reply #14 on: October 06, 2006, 12:19:32 PM
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SOUTH AFRICA IS THE FIRST AFRICAN COUNTRY TO LEGALISE GAY & LESBIAN MARRIAGES. 8O  8O  8O  8O  8O


not true... off the top of my head isn't it legal in canad/ one of those arb countries!
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