DAVID-f***ING-BECKHAM FOR BOND!Becks:"Villians be afraid 'coz I'm Bond, James Bond."Becks again because villians are laughing at his girly voice:"Innit Vicky? Tell em I'm Bond, James Bond! Vicky! Victoria!"***Romeo walks in with his father's manicure set. The villians are in a fit of ma** hysteria. They laugh so hard that they pa** out.***The Hero Becks:"I told you lot that I was Bond, James Bond."Becks to Wife with head in toilet puking her last three meals away:"Vicky come and see love, I licked em real good these tossers! Come Vicky before they wake up and mess up me boyish-good looks! Vicky, they are stirring! Vicky they...***The villians regain consciousness and really take it to Golden Balls***DAVID BECKHAM FOR BOND!!
thats no BOND
