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Dear God,
I have just one request for you in this time of giving and extended generosity. Would it be possible for you to make sure that every new gay man made has a very small penis? I'm not asking this because there is something in it for me personally. I already have a small penis, and I have learned to live with it - trust me I have. But this request is for all the other straight men who were going to have to live with the shame of being hung like 10 year olds - if it is possible to spare them the hurt and indignity, please Lord would you do it?
If you grant this one little request I will stop telling people about my burning desire to exhume the body of mother teresa and make pa**ionate love to it all the while getting myself off with the rotting severed member of the late pope john paul II. I really will stop - you have my word on it.
