* she clears throat *
ahem. uhm. uh. tate. i just thought that you should know that youre 'your undemocratic president(ship) of the (un)official zubz fan club. may be under siege. by yours truly. hostile takeovers and shyt. plotting a coup. thought i should give you a heads up. you know. play fair. that type of thing. dont sleep. (cue: evil laff).
* SHE RAISES POM POMS *
maybe start a cheerleading squad or something while im at it. a touch of pizzaz. hmmm...