Had an erection at the most awkward time? YES
Had sex in a car/ on a car/ elevator / risky place in general? YES
Caught your friend wacking off/ masturbating? YES (and he denied it flat out even though we had been standing behind him for a good couple of minutes noticing the strange movement of his arm)
Slept with a friend's / relative's girlfriend / partner? YES (i used to make a point of doing that)
Ever wished that your dick/ breasts/ pussy were larger? YES (i've always wanted to feel like i could poke a person's eye out if i was careless enough with my tool)
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? YES (does having a hard on count as a feeling that can't be reciprocated by a female?)
Been arrested? NO
Kissed someone you didn't like? YES (i would like to believe that 90% of the people i kissed i didn't like)
Slept in until 5 PM? YES (last christmas in argentina - was too boozed up)
Fallen asleep at work/school or during sex? YES (i especially make it a point to sleep in my office especially if i walked into the house to take a shower and to get to work late)
Held a snake? YES (hehehe)
Ran a red light? YES (i like to live on the edge)
Been suspended from school? YES (which self-respecting rebel hasn't been)
Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? YES (three cars and 1,5 bikes - completely totalled one bike and almost repeated it on a second)
Been fired from a job? YES (does being dumped count? i was working on her for a brief period)
Sang karaoke? YES (drunk in some random joint and started singing bon jovi's living on a prayer, ac/dc cover you in oil, la bamba, and volare. actually i can compile a neat list of greatest misses: the anthology of ruined songs)
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? YES (and i can't stop doing it)
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? YES (tequila out the nose is not the best thing)
Kissed in the rain? YES (it became a full-on petting session)
Sang in the shower? YES (i do it now and then)
Sat on a rooftop? YES (i've done lots of shit on a rooftop and sitting was the least interesting of all)
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? YES (something about being wet to your drawls when nobody has anything that fits you makes me enjoy it time and again)
Broken a bone? YES (see the bike question - i can make a list)
Shaved your head? YES (not my proudest moment)
Blacked out from drinking? YES (see the question on random lezzers bonking on my bed)
Played a prank on someone? YES (i can't live without playing pranks on people)
Felt like killing someone? YES (almost went through with it once)
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? YES (well i think so - but this was one insecure heffer. just the way i liked them. now my current miss is a ball buster)
Been in a band? YES (we sang ballads and shit - corny a** back in the days when five guys singing seemed like the best chick attraction. little did i know that rock stardom was only two doors down the pa**age - i still harbour aspirations of being a demi-rock god)
Shot a gun? YES (well i wouldn't call my dick a gun really - but it shoots)
Tripped on mushrooms? YES (still do on the odd occa**ion)
Donated Blood? NO (shit scared of needles)
Eaten alligator meat? NO (crocodile yes, allergic to it)
Think about the future? YES
Believe in love? YES/NO (but i do believe that anything is possible with enough intoxication and chemically-induced inspiration. but mainly YES - she believes and i don't - why else would she put up with me?)
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? YES (does on top count as a side?)
:lol: :wink:
***Note to author: i sort of took the liberty and made a few changes that suited me a bit better. no disrespect meant in any way, shape or form on my behalf.***
