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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.


Question: How come?


Answer: An English princess

with an Egyptian boyfriend

crashes in a French tunnel,


driving a German car

with a Dutch engine,

driven by a Belgian who was drunk

on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you

change the spelling)


followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

on Japanese motorcycles;

treated by an American doctor,

using Brazilian medicines.


This is sent to you by an African,

using Bill Gates's - (an American)technology,

and you're probably reading this on your computer,

that use Taiwanese chips,

and a Korean monitor,


a**embled by Bangladeshi workers

in a Singapore plant,

transported by Indian lorry-drivers,

hijacked by Indonesians,

unloaded by Pakistani men,

and trucked to you by Mexicans

.and now being read by a person sitting in South Africa who should be

working instead of wasting time like this!


That, my friend, is Globalization.
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