King of da mic

[TY-D-CPT-021-NKE]

i consider emcees family with the same struggle
two to three jobs night and day we gotta jugggle
we stay strong, inspired by a weed song from the likes of jnr gong,
that makes athiests sing along while puffin on a chronic bong,
looking all chinses like happy mr wong..trees blown, now im hungry
gona go sell my old school peppy dungry for a buck, cause' i got the munchies i dont give a f***, on my head phones listening to
tupac the lyrical prophet...moff-it ...?

[MOFF G]

fu(k wat u prophesised/
i leave u skinless like u gon circumsised/ cut u down 2 size/
about beatin me u fantasized/ stating clearly that u got screwed from the top like a kingsize(bottle)/
3 lines i spit and u cat died/ 6 lives gon pushed aside/
ur metaphors weak nd non productive like a dyke/ hu had her tubes tied/
 tyrone the tyrant that silent/
u make less noise like an overheated amplify/
u best be prepared to fight/ or else i will: MOFF IT/
u twice u gonn get it/ chokin ya to squeal like a cricket/
put my foot on it so i can stop it/ u stoopid!!

[N.A 187]

Please, is there any other emceez in here
as far as my range goes, im poppin heads
like its open season here
tired of battling two rappers that sound like one emcee
tired of educating kaffers who act niggers with fear
one dot 8 dot 7 hot for sho shot
u a know, i flame hot
indians dont want me in their plate
u quite rock im loud dope
u aint hot u freak, this is ur adoloscent stage
u gets no girls, go impregnate ur maid
starving rappers get comatosed wit a silver platter
u want a pound i'll get hit with a construction hammer
for all ya'll runnin ur yammer
 

[TY-D-CPT-021-NKE]

get out the way shits bout to get ruff
i pull triggers on niggers and i dont bluff
you aint tuff shit you just strong willed
not strong enuffed when you get billed
you like my smirnoff tripple distalled
a bright future is what i build and maintain
corrupt your mainfrain with a new flu strian
eatin at your brain i stay salted and you plain
small sugar grain pompiss c***..ima take a break
and puff this blunt and go on a food hunt..

[Mad]

need i spit on a cat?

[MOFF G]

who's he who thinks he got the rhyme scheme/
come forth with ya hole team/
i'll f*** u up like ur name Kim/
legs spread/ f***ed with a mic jack, u dead/
u a nerd lad/ tryin so hard to be heard/
hip hop is for the birds//
we phly!!

[Mad]

for those who didnt know.............

i got don kiluminati's body and its a mummy/
i cough ammunition in your face i cause demolition/
ego so high, low life folks are dicapitated/
f*** rhyming, my shits sees more tragedy than a paramedic/

[MOFF G]

he who laughs last is the best/
proving to have beat ya a** to a pulp/
like medeival peeps so high i flaunt ya skulls/
cannibalistic virtues/ this ain't no front/
to win one over me; u can't u c***/
flip my lines over the mic like a stunt/
i box squads to choke 'em with dust like am riding quads/
intoxicating cats like blk label quartz/
i rhyme less metaphors but still get cats all over the floors/
ya'll dead beat cats kick the bucket whilst ya bitches fill it/
this is a victory speech ya'll best to feel it!!

[Mad]

ban bang bang u dead/hi my name is mad/
il f***ing riff off your jaws, [coughs] my inside is cold/
im so wrong, my hearts not-soft, i lock and load/
on the cypher im immortal/my raps are anonymous local/
i spit exotic shit u can call this a night shift/
give prostitues a car lift/ later on we in the crib and they suckin my dick/
gives ur moms a nice kiss make her forget ur dads lips/

[N.A 187]

IN A QUE OF RAPPERS I OUTLINE U KAFFERS
NEVER MIND UR Ba**LINE MY RHYME BLOW AMPS OUT
f*** A NUKKLE UP I TOI TOI PULLIN TANKS SON
WUN87 A CANCER FOR NON BLAZIN CAMPERS
IM WILDER THAN SANPARKS WIT DINOSAURS RESSURECTED
IM SICK LIKE UR CHICK WIT CHEST HAIR PUFFS
IN HAND CUFFS I DO FLIPS AND HAND SLAM UR  MAN UP

[Mad]

ur rhymes are so soft/ i call em sugar malt/
u boys are so lost/ like a stolen whip on a parking lot/
i cough lethal rounds that result in the fabrication of wounds/
so perfect in everything and too talented like im not alive/
persist on spittin ur nusense/ yall all bragg nonsense/
bombastic words make you look senseless/
f*** a chick on a counter, watch my dick spitt that butter/
your mom is my bedroom, whilst my knife's stuck on ur dad's gutter/
f*** around town twice a year and they a nigger a stunner/

[MOFF G]

sweaty pants and sweaty hands/ on the mic u got a loose grip/
i bring punishment like a chief whip/ politically i correct ya lip/
pussy face my dick's on ya lips/
suck the knowledge, maybe u'll cum of age/
ur nonsense got me raged/ break the links of this fiber optic page/
i spit new like hairs during ya pubic stage/
u MAD to think we on the same page/
i be way out ya league/
u bring that xhosa boy click/
i bring that wizardry mistique/
shit outta this world like the harry potter flick/
in all the right ways; i am big/ make a banga like a nyambo kick(drum)/
ya'll best  to believe/ in ya tummies am a laxative/ making it easy for ya to relieve/
f*** that schoolboy beef/ ima burn it like i do my spliff!!  

[TY-D-CPT-021-NKE]

f*** you faggots and c***s, smoking tea
bags for blunts, im tired of this e battle
im the shepard boy herding this cattle
youll went off course so i wage wars
press play release the pause, on our strip
we got R10.00 whores that suck on all fours
while f***ing their own inlaws, all about the
lion and the cheetah ask evita, i burn this
thread like ether..the pink note and redish/brown
is king it wears the crown so dont f***
around or get killed pa**ers by find you naked in a field
headlines read"punk found rapped to death"...one!!!

[Mad]

scrath a matchstick on the chrome on my wrists/ i puff spliffs/
light a fat kush/im burning dicks/
i see my name in your rhymes/how far can u go with lines/
ya'll my surbodinate/ im 3 times ya age/
never was a killer/ uz a pedophile, ya never comed on a maid/
u f*** the same sex/ i f*** the opposite/
u suck genitals/ i f*** genitals/
im getting sexually intimate with businessmen wives/ you sodomize with mice/
im the only of my kind/ i dominate earth with punchlines/
the galaxy the destiny/ im cyberspace's only breed/

[the panic!]

f*** you faggots and c***s, smoking tea
bags for blunts, im tired of this e battle
im the shepard boy herding this cattle
youll went off course so i wage wars
press play release the pause, on our strip
we got R10.00 whores that suck on all fours
while f***ing their own inlaws, all about the
lion and the cheetah ask evita, i burn this
thread like ether..the pink note and redish/brown
is king it wears the crown so dont f***
around or get killed pa**ers by find you naked in a field
headlines read"punk found rapped to death"...one!!!

dope.