Ironic rap lines

[fahfee]

Have you ever heard a verse and dude (or gal) said something like so full of irony you wonder if he thought of what he just said? :roll:  I am sure you've also made some good observations. Let me give you ones that really intrigue or amuse me the most.

#1 - BIG PUN on Drop it Heavy with AG and KRS1:

"you getting closer to death, The Ripper's got a hold of your breath"

actually if you listen close or with headphones you will notice in the background the desperate gasps for air between the bars so its actually:

"{GASP!} you getting closer to death{G-A-S-P!} , The Ripper's got a hold of your breath{H-U-G-E G-A-S-P FOR AIR!}"

R.I.P. to Pun but that line's eerie because the ripper had his breath instead.

#2 - BIG L on Radio Freestyle with JAY-Z:

"all through high school I wore braids, stabbin teachers to death, they gave me bad grades"
Dude was top of his cla**. His moms says he was B-Grade student. R.I.P.

#3 - JAYZ on MOP's 4 AM ALARM:

"I'm REAL, how do you think I got rich?"
Well then Mr. Carter can you explain why MOP who are way "realler" than you are not? LOL.

Add on...

[N.A 187]

Rap professor 101.
take em to school son

[Vexer]

So many battlefield scars/
while driven in plush cars.

Tupac : Ambitionz az a Ridah.

First song on all Eyez on Me & the first track he recorded after he touched down in LA about 10hrs after being released from Riker's Island.

Its eerie coz its prophetic.

His first lines on wax after release basically spelt out how he was gonna go out.

He literally died from a battlefield scar (gunshot due to beef) while being driven in a plush car (BMW 740i).

Pac was the realest with lines like:

When its time to die/
be a man and pick the way to leave.

That's also from Ambitionz az a Ridah.

To me that's the most personal Hip-Hop track of all time. U could tell the dude was seriously pissed off and of course the beat.

Daz used the 808 kit to full effect on that joint.

[The Angry Hand of God]

vexer wrote:So many battlefield scars/
while driven in plush cars.

Tupac : Ambitionz az a Ridah.

First song on all Eyez on Me & the first track he recorded after he touched down in LA about 10hrs after being released from Riker's Island.

Its eerie coz its prophetic.

His first lines on wax after release basically spelt out how he was gonna go out.

He literally died from a battlefield scar (gunshot due to beef) while being driven in a plush car (BMW 740i).

Pac was the realest with lines like:

When its time to die/
be a man and pick the way to leave.

That's also from Ambitionz az a Ridah.

To me that's the most personal Hip-Hop track of all time. U could tell the dude was seriously pissed off and of course the beat.

I once heard this punk song, dont remember who it was by. Anyway, the lyrics go:

"Wayne Gretzky, Oh Wayne gretzky
The only man I'll have sex with
Wayne Gretzky, Oh Wayne gretzky
The only man I'll have sex with

I wonder what it would be like
to have sex with the league's leading scorer
I wonder what it would be like
to have sex with the Great One

Wayne Gretzky, Oh Wayne gretzky
The only man I'll have sex with
Wayne Gretzky, Oh Wayne gretzky
The only man I'll have sex with"[/i]

[A pimp named Sarkozy]

QUITE SCARY IF U ASK ME!

biggie-Hold ya head up
it dont make sense goin' to heaven with the goodie-goodies
dressed in white, i like black timbs and black hoodies.
God'll probably have me on some real strict shit
no sleepin all day, no gettin mah dick licked :lol:
hangin wit the goodie-goodies
loungin' in paradise
f*** that shit, i wanna tote guns and shoot dice.............................

the stress is buildin up
I can't
I can't believe suicides on my f***in' mind
I wanna leave I swear to god it feels like death is f***in callin me
but nah you wouldnt understand
you see, it's kinda like the crack did to pookie, in new jack
except when I crossover, there ain't no comin' back
should I die on the train track, like Ramo in Beatstreet
people at the funeral frontin' like they miss me
my baby mama kissed me but she glad I'm gone
she know me and her sister had somethin' goin' on
I wonder if I died, would tears come to her eyes,
forgive me for my disrespect forgive me for my lies

[Vexer]

Since we're posting entire verses:

So many battlefield scars
While driven in plush cars
This life as a rap star
Is nothin' without heart
Was born ruff and rugged
Addressen' tha mad public
My attitude was 'f*** it'
Cause muthaf***ers love it
To be a soulja
Must maintain composure at ease
Tho' life is complicated
Only what you make it to be
And my ambitionz az a Ridah
Catch her while she's hot and horny
Go up inside her
Then I spit some game in her ear
Go to the tele ho
You put what money in a benz
Cause bitch i'm barely broke
I'm smoking bomb a** weed feelin' crucial
From playa to playa
The game's tight
feelings mutual
From hustlen' and prayin'
To breakin' mothaf***kers to pay up
I got no time for these bitches
Cause these hos tried to play us
I'm on a meal ticket
Mission
Wantin' me
So i'm wishin'
Comepetition got me rich
On that bullshit they stressin'
I'm a ride tho'
Clown ho's like it's manditory
No guts no glory
My niggaa
bitch got tha game distorted
Now it's on and it's on because I said so
Can't trust a bitch in the business
So I got with Death Row
Now these money hungry bitches gettin' suspicious
Started ploten and planin' on schemes
To come and twist us
But thug niggas be on point and game tight
Me, Syke and Bogart
Wrapped it up tha same night
Got problems?
Then handle it
Muthaf***ers see me
These niggas is jelous
Cause deep in they hearts
They wanna be me
Yeah, now ya got me right beside ya
Hopein' ya listenin'
I catch ya payin' attention
To my Ambitionz az a Ridah

Mad pain, anger and resistance.

[cash]

jay is way realer than MOP!
MOP are jus more GRIMY! they pussy tho cos they are the type of artists who DEPEND on LABELS! ie. followers not leaders!
get ya shit straight!

[TNGlive]

Yesterday: Nas to Jay-Z on Ether

You a dick-ridin faggot, you love the attention
Queens niggas run you niggas, ask Russell Simmons

Today: Nas was signed by, and is on the artist roster of the label that's run by Jay. Broooolyn!

BK stand up.

[afterbirth]

QUITE SCARY IF U ASK ME!

biggie-Hold ya head up

biggie- suicidal thoughts

[fahfee]

I'd be annoyed at Pyrotekinks post but the chick in the sig makes up for it.

speakin of 'Pac, wasnt it funny when Royce 59 sh!tted on the industry on "Somethings wrong with him":
"The industry sucks, you gon n!ggas at the top, swingin off Tupac's nuts"

Then he went and titled one of his (Royce) own songs on that very same album "BOMB FIRST"   :roll: :?:

[The Angry Hand of God]

Substitute every occurence of the name Wayne gretzky in my post with the name Tupac and you'll get what I'm saying.

I knew that his post was gonna become all about Pac and Biggie, before it started to take off, that's why I posted that.
 
By the way, the "chick" in my sig is to be referred to as her majesty, check yourself.

[The Angry Hand of God]

Cash wrote:

jay is way realer than MOP!
MOP are jus more GRIMY! they pussy tho cos they are the type of artists who DEPEND on LABELS! ie. followers not leaders!
get ya shit straight!

 :?  :?  :?  :?  :?  :?  :?  :?  :?  :?  :?  :?  :?  :?  :?  :?  :?  :?  :?  :?  :?  :?
Holy retarded statement Batman. It would seem that we were wrong for a**uming the boy doesn't use his brain before typing something. Fact is he actualy doesn't have a brain at all.

Using this logic, Eyedea would be realer than MOP and Rakim, since he sold his first tape hand to hand. Also Curtis JAckson would be considered realer than Kelvin Martin, since Jackson made millions from pandering to teeny boppers, while Martin only made thousands and his name has been immortalised by robbing other robbers and rappers at their own shows.

f***, I've heard of stupid, but it seems you're the result of reverse evolution. I'm surprised you can breath by yourself.

[Bondizzo]

where are these real niggas now ? they starving and broke and depending on 50 to get their next album out which will flop

[TNGlive]

where are these real niggas now ? they starving and broke and depending on 50 to get their next album out which will flop

Dame Dash is broke now. He's gone from Private G5s to first cla** on a plane...(Listen to Jay's verse on Amerie's new single: a jab there)...But anyway, my point is your labelling of "starving and broke" is relative.

Besides, you think Chingy is one of the best that ever did it.  :? By your "standards" he should'nt be cla**ified as so, he's "broke". That's why he's begged to be let back onto DTP's roster.

So moving along...back to the topic!

Ironic lines: From the man that said Hip Hop is Dead, because of all the "topics" "rappers" & "emcees" talk about these days, Nasty Nas himself:

"Jewelry, cars and Jeeps is my motto
Four-fives with the hollows, silencers on the nozzles
Pop bottles with those who left here
The best years, wearin a bulletproof vest years"

And the one that amazes me, "100 Gig Laptops" ..coz that's that real hip hop yeah!!  

"Tow G's, we got the type fam with Mac 11's
We do squeeze, thought it's not right
But that's the zone that we left in
Bentleys, Porches, DRJ watches
Sick with the bread, Lamborghini trucks topless
Laptops with 100 gigabytes, ninja bikes
And we all roll dice, for each other's ice"

Nas is Hip Hop's Hugh Grant. No matter how many times Hugh Grant messes up, the ladies still love him. No matter how similar Nas has been with the same rap music that "purists" diss :wink: , people always still love Nas. Coz he had that "one hot album every ten year average" :wink:

Disclamer: These are just opinions based on observations I have personally noted over the years. This is not a personal attack to all you Nas stans err... fans.

[TNGlive]

Oh by the way just a little off topic for a second, someone please tell me what's a ninja bike?