It's hot outside, come equipped :lol:
Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have
you been drinking?
You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Wow! Are those real?
If you stood infront of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you
would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley
Cup, Superbowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts)
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could
see myself in your pants.
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful?
True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.
Nice Shoes. Wanna f***?
Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex? [Slap] HEY! What's
wrong, you don't like pizza?
I'm going to have sex with you tonight no matter what so you might as well be there.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
You have been very naughty! Go to my room!
Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
Do you sleep on your stomach?
No.
Can I?
Be unique and different, say yes.
I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!
He: Excuse me, want to dance?
She: No.
He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!
He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance?
She : No.
He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...
He : Hey, Stop!
She : What?
He : You're undressing me with your eyes... I know you're doing it. STOP!
The Prowl.....
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