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How about you tell us what your favourite pick up line is...

Mine is....

Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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yo man,has any hun actually got that line when you spat it,if you hav that is?
quot;elohim! with the rhyme scheme
and when the lyrics leave the mouth they look lyk light beam,
with wings attached to the mic I say fly rhymes"


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It's hot outside, come equipped  :lol:

Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have
you been drinking?

You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Wow! Are those real?

If you stood infront of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you
would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley
 Cup, Superbowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.

Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts)

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could
see myself in your pants.

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful?

True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.

Nice Shoes.  Wanna f***?

Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex? [Slap] HEY! What's
wrong, you don't like pizza?

I'm going to have sex with you tonight no matter what so you might as well be there.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

You have been very naughty! Go to my room!

Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.

Do you sleep on your stomach?
No.
Can I?

Be unique and different, say yes.

I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!

He: Excuse me, want to dance?
She: No.
He: Maybe you didn't hear me ...   I said you look really fat in those pants!

He : Hey Baby ...  Wanna dance?
She : No.
He : Oh, C'mon!  Lower you're standards a little. I did...

He : Hey, Stop!
She : What?
He : You're undressing me with your eyes...  I know you're doing it. STOP!

The Prowl.....
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I know know I know...it will cost you though huns
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do you know kung fu... Coz i need you to kick me to test if im dreamin of angels again....
 little sum sum like that


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It depends where at and I know talking insane is getting me laid most of the time.
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used this during my primary school days
check this: is ur father a terrorist....Y?
Coz u a da bomb
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Quote from: "daliq"


You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...

How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up

Do you sleep on your stomach?
No.
Can I?


cla**ics  :)
quot;elohim! with the rhyme scheme
and when the lyrics leave the mouth they look lyk light beam,
with wings attached to the mic I say fly rhymes"


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Ok

Two chciks at the bar - you walk over there and be like (to the ugly one)

You:Hey do u want to dance?
Ugly Chick : Yeah forsure
You: Ok go on ahead cause i want to holla @ ur friend  :lol:  :lol:
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Quote from: "deePea"
Ok

Two chciks at the bar - you walk over there and be like (to the ugly one)

You:Hey do u want to dance?
Ugly Chick : Yeah forsure
You: Ok go on ahead cause i want to holla @ ur friend  :lol:  :lol:


 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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Quote from: "deePea"
Ok

Two chciks at the bar - you walk over there and be like (to the ugly one)

You:Hey do u want to dance?
Ugly Chick : Yeah forsure
You: Ok go on ahead cause i want to holla @ ur friend  :lol:  :lol:


 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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Quote from: "deePea"
Ok

Two chciks at the bar - you walk over there and be like (to the ugly one)

You:Hey do u want to dance?
Ugly Chick : Yeah forsure
You: Ok go on ahead cause i want to holla @ ur friend  :lol:  :lol:


 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


nice


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Hi my name is deacon













*Panties go whooosh!*  8O

That not good enough for ya?


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Quote from: "deePea"
Ok

Two chciks at the bar - you walk over there and be like (to the ugly one)

You:Hey do u want to dance?
Ugly Chick : Yeah forsure
You: Ok go on ahead cause i want to holla @ ur friend  :lol:  :lol:



LOLOL :lol:  :lol:  thats foul man..  :lol:  :lol:
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:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  Damn, I'm so Glad I'm not a chic! pick-up linez r corny as ufck, & I wud Smack the hell outta any1 tryin' that ish on me (if I wos a Girl) Matter of fact, I'm sure Leila Ali could hardly get 1na those...

Some dude borrowed a leather jacket from his friend & approched some chick.
Him: I've heard you've got a thin' for hunks on a leatha jacket?
She: Nope!
Him: disappeared...

I Bet he wos tryin' to be Sipho on Generation
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