A man goes into a lawyer's office and says, "I heard people have sued the tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer, and Nando's for making them fat."
The lawyer says, "Yes, that's true."
The man says, "Well, I'm interested in suing too."
The lawyer says, "Okay, Nando's, or the tobacco companies?"
The man says, "Neither , I'm suing Namibia Breweries for all the ugly people I've slept with."
