accidents do happen

[the brand®]

aight fine now yall know i hate my collegues.
akak the league of extrodinarally stupid people.

so any way dude has been on my case.....on some constantly tryna find a way to piss me off
now this shit been brewing for a while now..and i neer even noticed, coz i been makin good bussiness nah mean
my clients being happy and 80% of em askin for me when they come again.
dude is bad at his work...tried to give him pointers but dude be on some anti childakpoet tip..then i been like aight fine..
till one day i realise dude is really undermining my shit.that pissed me off.

lets skip to days later

yesterday...me and this chick i been training were hittin up some seriuos sales
she starting to get regulars..and gettin good as service ratings....
i was a proud master Roshi.

now peeps is mad at her and me...well thewy jus hate me
but shit...I GOT NO CAT NO DOG NO KID SO SEE IF I GIVE A f***
that what i told em

now this dude pulls my trainee by the side and starts tellin her crap
on some what ur doing is bull shit  ur service is whack.
bullshit to be exact.
infact the person who taught u all this is a bullshit person
what your doing is KAK.

so i come back and i see my Protege all downwinded and shit.
im like wa**up she tells me what done went down.

SHIT SUN>>>I FELT LIKE
SOME DUDE DONE WALKED INTO MY DOJO
AND SAID THAT MY TIGER CLAW WAS WHACK

WTF!!!???
I grabed a chair that was gonna fly on some NIGGA MOMENTS type setup
but she pulled me back.
 
now i dont know bout yall.....but dude is tryna keep me broke..and i aint having that
shit need s to end and it WILL end up in violence
thats the only way this is gonna go down

i take my shit seriously..and i am takin this as a personal attack

im jus spoilt for my wapon of choice

i think imma just "accidentally" run into him in a dark ally wearing a skee mask and just Stab him

[the brand®]

hmm

[Original Syn]

Give a skater kid 100 to truck him in the back of the head as he leaves the building, a simulated mugging... well not so simulated.

[churchofthe latterdayLatte]

that's whack!!! never do your own dirty work. and never get physical. call in a favour with a friend at inteligence (everyone should have one BTW)....tranfer 5 million in his acc, then call auditing on his a**...how do you explain such shit. even if he does eventually, once a rep is tarnished its done...there will always be questions and doubt. *thats my special one I save for dudes who don't know how ta act...nah, for real, I will do that shit*

[A pimp named Sarkozy]

nah,just dont touch him at all.Just call anonymously at your  local police station and say you think you know who is responsible for the ATM bombings.

[Nar8iv]

get to know which coffee mug is his and put brooklax in his coffee when the tealady makes his coffee.
boom!

[Original Syn]

OOOHH a cla**ic (tho it does cost the price of a banky/gram) get your narcotic of choice in the amount where intent to distribute is possible, slip it into his home or ride (works best if he a sloppy-ish cat, and "anonymous tip off" is your name. For best relsults do it late friday night early sat morning... he'll sit till monday to get in front of a judge and bad things happen in awaiting trial over the weekend. If you really lucky he'll get put in Hillbrow or Berea cells for the weekend.

[the brand®]

called in a favour
heheheheh
*rubs hands and make an evil laugh*