I blame u Brick for this

[the brand®]

 

damn wher do i start..............
er yeah the whole contact lense post.
so i heard you say the whole "i love u" ish to chicks works....
well let me brake this down


day1 experiment 12
now i had learned that sayin i love u to chick for some reason got them really weary of me
shit im a hell of a guy i never got it.
so i decided to take one last shot at this love shit.

now honey was mad fly lookin like she own three companies steppin out that 1rst series
in her puma's goin to the gym.there was no way we could no pa** each other in close proximity and if i said nothing.....the voices in my head would never let me live it down.
and since i was n my uniform it was pretty obvious where i work.....meaning she would also be on some that dude from "insert worplace here" is a bitch nigga.
and my 8th personality wasnt haven that.
she came close and i went..."I Love You"
she looks at me......gives me this amused/impressed but confused look.

I figure thatis it this shit dont work.
Imma go back to the lying and skeeming to get punani.
a day later there she is again...........................................hmmm
i think to myself.
she walks straight to me at work gives me her numbers and adress to her place
and dont say shit.... hell yeah it was on i thought to myself.
but since i broda be tryna get his company off the ground tryna release this month and do the launch i didnt have the time to holla

so las night after i went to the studio tired as f***
i decided its time to get some
so i holla over the chicks crib

Me: knock on the door*
her: *opens door....smiles and hugs me*
where have u been u shud have been hear the day i gave u my adress
Me: er i been busy
her: how can u be busy for someone u love?
Me: err i   err
her: sit sit down, have some wine
Me:I got work in the morning i shouldnt drink
her dont worry u sleep wit me
ME; *thinkin its on*
HEr: Ilove u too
Me:
now it wasnt her saying she loved me that freaked me out it was the way she said it
it sounded like the devil took over and said it for her.

Her: dont you EVER hurt me again.
i will never leave you.
and u ever leave me u wil regret it.

 
what : shit i nearly pissed in my pants.

 waited for her to fall a**leep...then i sneaked outta that house like...shit i dont know like what.........
now im scared to go to work
i might find her there

what the f*** she mean dont ever leave me again?

again?

im scared for my life

[Bondizzo]

lol, thats a funny story, did you get some ?

[the brand®]

what and condem mysefl to.....
nah hel nah!!!!!

what u mean this shit is funny
it aint shit is scary

[the brand®]

brick have u noshame!!???!!

show urself...
well the upside is that i now  havea good reason to leave..

strange thing is though
as i took a smoke brake i swear i saw her parked around the corner..

nah...couldnt have been...maybe im jus loosin it

[briCK]

sup bra....

I aint been to work coz of a similar incident....So I too have been of sick with the flu

Also I did put a disclaimer in that thread that it was an experiment which has unfortunatly yielded execptionally scary results.

While I do sympathize with you I also belive that you should man up..YOU baited her..and she got hooked

My story okay I went to work hungover and What happens...The receptionist that I have been lusting for for the last f***ing two years happens to have a letter for me.

Now I did not know that she knew my name or even knew me..as I stumble into the building thinking "God ban Vodka"

I hear a voice in the distance...I got to her she says here you got a letter..i say thanks..you...and it slipped...thats why I love u...not I did not say I LOVE U ...f***ed up then she goes ontalking boout why did it take me so long we have wasted so much time ..she loved me from the day I ca for my interview and smiled at her...she been afraid of making a move blah blah blah ... now the problem is I sort of have history with females at the office I have one who think we going out yet..we not...so I got confronted by three angry females wanting answers..OH the hooror

[Lord Deacon Of Frost]

^^
I take it they wont be giving you a threesome anymore 

[briCK]

amongst other things..i don't wanna be labelled a man hoe!

[General In8]

hey brick gud to c u around..... uscarce lately, y? neway...

child. hello!! umushela jwang ngwana den usamubatle? im breakn da sotho bt u know wat im sayn? i mean hell, get wat u can nd bounce. she wil get ova u nd if she dont and she kills u.... we'll get ova u. eventualy

[the brand®]

hmm
disclaimer was neede

anyway....im mneeting her this friday night.
im not sure if i shud bring condoms or a stun gun.

well i mean after the whole runnin away from her crib part.....
she sounded calm....
now my experience wit calm biatches has always been the same

they thinking some mad crazy shit to do to me

@ molly

i wasnt makin i was experimenting

[Universal]

Sounds very interesting. So did you see her again???

Yo, continue this amazing drama.... ohhh great one lol

[the brand®]

shit forgot about this
infact i thought one of the moderators deleted this shit.

damn its been ages...............any way.

nah f*** it i cant continue this......too many wierd things happened with me and that crazy bitch.

long story short we broke up and it wasnt a preety site.

i still fear for my life though...bitch be randomly appearing where ever a brother be these days

[the brand®]

* four months later*

so there i was at the bank gettimg my paper on.
or i thought i was....atm says i cant get my money
how bathong!

i walk into the bank pissed off....only to be told that the cash aint cleared....

an hour later she calls me
how the hell did she get my new numbers!!???!

asks me if i need cash?

how the cuff?!?

on some 7days is a long time..come over




now im thinkin she got into my account some how....
im soo not going there....
kea hana

[Mind Bendah]

You kats are hilareous