Dumbest Lyricists in the Game Today

[msdeane]

Seriously though, if you had to go on a long trip and forgot to pack your cd's and the only two cds you can find in the car is Bozza and Les, which one would you rather listen to?

I think I'd go with Les, bad as he is, I think it would be less painful.

What happens if ur the pa**enger. And you cant tell the driver what to play? Theres nothing worse than being in a car with a driver who's choice of music you dont agree with.

Pa**engers need to learn their place.There's nothing i hate more than a pa**enger coming in with their own CD and they want u to bump it. f*** that, it's my ride,shut the f*** up and listen. LOL !

oh so Mr C, say Ms deane rocks up with some NEW ISIS ish and wants to bump it in your car, do I also become an annoying pa**enger who needs to learn my place? JUST ASKING!

[Dpleezy]

Seriously though, if you had to go on a long trip and forgot to pack your cd's and the only two cds you can find in the car is Bozza and Les, which one would you rather listen to?

I think I'd go with Les, bad as he is, I think it would be less painful.

What happens if ur the pa**enger. And you cant tell the driver what to play? Theres nothing worse than being in a car with a driver who's choice of music you dont agree with.

It's called an iPod

[MrC The Rap God Almighty]

Seriously though, if you had to go on a long trip and forgot to pack your cd's and the only two cds you can find in the car is Bozza and Les, which one would you rather listen to?

I think I'd go with Les, bad as he is, I think it would be less painful.

What happens if ur the pa**enger. And you cant tell the driver what to play? Theres nothing worse than being in a car with a driver who's choice of music you dont agree with.

Pa**engers need to learn their place.There's nothing i hate more than a pa**enger coming in with their own CD and they want u to bump it. f*** that, it's my ride,shut the f*** up and listen. LOL !

oh so Mr C, say Ms deane rocks up with some NEW ISIS ish and wants to bump it in your car, do I also become an annoying pa**enger who needs to learn my place? JUST ASKING!

Well msdeane is a very good friend of mine and i like ISIS, so in that case NO. But all the other f***s should bring IPOD's like my man Dpleezaaaayyyyy be saying.

[Bobby Banks]

once,(doing the pa**enger thing) i did a trip from Mthatha to King Williamstown with amadodane ase wesile on full blast.

[K9 tha Pedigree]

Who says Kewpid aint Lyrical:

By the end of the night ima grab a shawtie, get her drunk of bacardi, and take her home and do her faster than a ferrari

[The Angry Hand of God]

Who says Kewpid aint Lyrical:

By the end of the night ima grab a shawtie, get her drunk of bacardi, and take her home and do her faster than a ferrari

Thanks for adding that gem to our thread, It belongs here.

[cash]

KEWPID -
Gimme dat deal/
Let me eat,lemme pay my bills/
Get my baby mama wheels/
K.E.W, P.I.D thats me/
In the Club V.I.P/
Young n FLy wit no I.D/
n ya shorty "DAMN....DAMN WHOZ HE"

"Rockstars" - Crackboys!!!!!

MY nigga got flow n he flip it like no other!!!
Dat young fly flow!!!!
Dont be mad cos yall old n irrelevant!Tellytubby a** niggas!!!

[emceeKasualT]

Who says Kewpid aint Lyrical:

By the end of the night ima grab a shawtie, get her drunk of bacardi, and take her home and do her faster than a ferrari

are you being serious fam?

[MrC The Rap God Almighty]

Who says Kewpid aint Lyrical:

By the end of the night ima grab a shawtie, get her drunk of bacardi, and take her home and do her faster than a ferrari

are you being serious fam?

 

[SUPER RUTHLESS]

KEWPID -
Gimme dat deal/
Let me eat,lemme pay my bills/
Get my baby mama wheels/
K.E.W, P.I.D thats me/
In the Club V.I.P/
Young n FLy wit no I.D/
n ya shorty "DAMN....DAMN WHOZ HE"

"Rockstars" - Crackboys!!!!!

MY nigga got flow n he flip it like no other!!!
Dat young fly flow!!!!
Dont be mad cos yall old n irrelevant!Tellytubby a** niggas!!!

So i guess Cash is kewpids ghostwriter

[The Angry Hand of God]

He has a baby momma? What bills does he pay? Does he still live with his parental units? which club let him in VIP?

This sounds so generic it could just as well have been written by any other wannabe Baller out there. Of which there are millions of course.

[General Ratzinger van Stilzkin]

KEWPID -
Gimme dat deal/
Let me eat,lemme pay my bills/
Get my baby mama wheels/
K.E.W, P.I.D thats me/
In the Club V.I.P/
Young n FLy wit no I.D/
n ya shorty "DAMN....DAMN WHOZ HE"

"Rockstars" - Crackboys!!!!!

MY nigga got flow n he flip it like no other!!!
Dat young fly flow!!!!
Dont be mad cos yall old n irrelevant!Tellytubby a** niggas!!!

i guess these lyrics are relevant. maybe there are meant to be some sort escapism u know... maybe!?

@cash he might wanna change his name later on when hes legal to maybe kill-pid? or something cos a 25 year old kewpid might come off sof innit!???

[cash]

Its cool, he aint rappin to impress yall! he totally free of yall nigga politics! he bout the money,cash,hoes period!
YALL CANT COMPREHEND!

No need fo K Dubs gettin a ghostwriter!matter fact i think yall UG cats need him to ghostwrite yall shits to get em more current!
I digs the way lil homey cum at the mic from dat new young approach! he aint even tryin to sound like yall Geysers
He doin without the rules yall trapped in!
The words,the language,the flow n the punches are totally from another reference point! it dat NEW SHIT!

Enuf wit da vintage flows, we tryin to hit sum vintage hoes!!!! ya diiiiig Sausage fest niggas!!!

TAKE NOTES!

yo we got monsters man!
Koli the Kid can murk AYBODY(SA,US wherever!!!)
K9 is a BEAST!!!!
So Fresh is jus that niggaaaaa!!!
K Dubs the future!!!
n urs truly....f*** outta here man!!!

Its What it is!
Throw ya f***in C's UP!!!!!
Yeah im on my dick! n so's ya girl!!!! Its that Crack!!!

[phunksuu]

He has a baby momma? What bills does he pay? Does he still live with his parental units? which club let him in VIP?

come on dude! this is understandable, cause sometimes rappers put on a persona, or an alter-ego no?!

mmm i know u can list a bunch of rappers with alter-ego's

lets see: J-zone (carry on naming please)

[SUPER RUTHLESS]

No need fo K Dubs gettin a ghostwriter!matter fact i think yall UG cats need him to ghostwrite yall shits to get em more current!
I digs the way lil homey cum at the mic from dat new young approach! he aint even tryin to sound like yall Geysers
He doin without the rules yall trapped in!
The words,the language,the flow n the punches are totally from another reference point! it dat NEW SHIT!

New Shit my a**... i was rapping like that when i started out.. eventully evolved into sumting with more meaning a sense rather then just repeating what ur favourite rapper says....
If that dude is supposedly the future... then ima take the next ticket out to a new dimension...