why ppls brains explode

[the brand®]

so i walk in in search of a flat...
wit their brochure in hand....

we greet each other...cuz i had a question i get straight to the point.
pointing at the street adress i ask."where is this"
then she tells me that it is already taken.

okaaaay i think to myslf....but i really want to know where this is.
again she tells me that the place is taken.
okaay lemme try this again..i want to know geographically where this street is.
again she tells me that the place is taken.

clearly we arent getting anywhere.

okay..so i ask her if they only have flats in the city..
dumb bitch tells me to look at the brochure for the amount of rooms i wanted
okaaay maybe she didnt hear me
so i try this again..slloooweeeerrr
DO....UU>>>>O.N.LY>>H>AVE>>>>>FLATS>>IN>>THE>>CITY?

she replies on some
depending on what your lookin for......we have rooms to 1 bed rooms up to three bedrooms
even houses....

PTF>>>>>PTF>>>>>
PT muthafuken F

i jus stood up told thankx for the headache and left.

see its such dumbshit that give ppl anyarism..*shit spelt it wrong*
you know that thing that happens when ur brain suddenly explodes.

then u have these government departments....
shit dont event want to relay what they are on...

i think they have a meeting for everything....
and make shure they hier dimwittsssssssssssssssssss.

i can see it now..BOSS the building is on fire!!!!!!!
oh my god..we need to have a meeting about this immediatly

[Waylander]

i can see it now..BOSS the building is on fire!!!!!!!
oh my god..we need to have a meeting about this immediatly

 

[General In8]

LOL! i work 4 government hence the blazes. or i wud go mad young.

[the brand®]

i work 4 government hence the blazes.

i feel for u kid.....
i think u need to bl;aze another one

or do u need to have a meeting about that first?

[The Angry Hand of God]

Its called an aneurysm and it's not your brain that explodes, but blood veesels in the brain that rupture as a result of a weakening in the wall, which leads to a kind of swelling and eventually a pop.

Anyway, I understand what you're saying. People are retards, just look at hip hop and AG.

When me and my ex were flathunting we had the same experiences. Is this office National Real Estate by any chance? Cos they're the biggest retards.

We went to this other agency and they told us that they don;t have any places available, despite a to let sigh outside one of their buildings and a brochure showing the place to let.

Got home, phone the same f***ers and they tell my girl that the place is still available, presumably because she sounds white. Get there again and they say its taken, but luckily my girl found out that the flat belongs to one of the partners in her firm and she asked him to give them a call. He shat on the agents, removed his place from their listing and arranged all the shit.

Agents are idiots sometimes.

[the brand®]

Its called an aneurysm

Anyway, I understand what you're saying. People are retards, just look at hip hop and AG.

Is this office National Real Estate by any chance? Cos they're the biggest retards.

thanx.............

yup it be those retards at NRE..sons a bitches

hip hop and AG?

wher is space vein when u need him?

[the brand®]

i guess the other thing would be dumb ugly chicks trying to act all soffisticated and shit..
bitch if u use to trip and chicken heads dont come through to a goddamn
retaurant order king prawns then they get there u gone eat the damn skin

agghghagha

[A pimp named Sarkozy]

i guess the other thing would be dumb ugly chicks trying to act all soffisticated and shit..
bitch if u use to trip and chicken heads dont come through to a goddamn
retaurant order king prawns then they get there u gone eat the damn skin

agghghagha

Hilarious!!