I am. Zuma definitely isn't. I've seen him, he's short and his head really looks like the cartoons.
I'm taller than him and prettier (manpretty, not that metro shit). Plus I speak better English and I dance better. His dance moves are so old. I just need a cool song to go with my public appearances. Than I have everything he has. Oh, I also have to struggle a little. Does growing up poor count? Cos, while he and some others were in exile, "missing their people", we were here being poor and fearing attacks from AWB idiots.
Does that count as struggle? If it does, then I'm almost as qualified as him and in the abovementioned aspects, I'm even better.