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So, I get home on Tuesday after work. I decided to go home early, so I can cook and shit, before studying, cos I have exams coming up.

As I walk in, I notice that the lights in the lounge aren't working.
I try the kitchen. Also dead. Check the fuse box. Everything there is okay. So I get mad because Eskom said that there will be no more loadshedding in Joburg.

THis means that I can't cook, and I can't study either, because there is no electricity in my house. that was Tuesday, and today is Friday.

I have had to endure 2 cold showers so far this week, cos the electricity has been out for 4 days now. Not just our house, but a whole lot in our street. The strange thing is that we live in a duet, and the house next door has electricity. So do the folks across the road. The ones behind us don't though, and neither does the house on the opposite corner, which is in the market for 4 million. Its a really nice house.

Now I'm broke, cos I have been living off 3 take away meals per day for 4 days, and I had to dip into my alcohol money. I also can't watch movies or anything, which means I have to go out every night, to prevent killing myself.

This is f***ed. Luckily I have all that combat experience from Nam and Desert Storm, so I know how to survive without electricity. I feel sorry for my neighbours.




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Who stole yo cables?

It was mad raper. He is on a mission to build himself "a new internet".
Beating bitches since 1982.


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Who stole yo cables?

It was mad raper. He is on a mission to build himself "a new internet".
LOL , does it cum with a spell checker? ???


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Who stole yo cables?

It was mad raper. He is on a mission to build himself "a new internet".
LOL , does it cum with a spell checker? ???

LOL!!!
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Who stole yo cables?

It was mad raper. He is on a mission to build himself "a new internet".

LMAO. New internet? Does he even know what internet is? LMFBAO.

@Nathan Dayspring Askani'son
Shame bra, maybe walk to eskom, get pissed of on the way there by some tsotsie f***, leave him, take all your anger out on the receptionist, beat f*** her to death. Then tell the manager you gonna do the same to his wife... Maybe then you might get your isht sorted.
Enjoy your weekend. Its gonna be a dark one


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hey nathan how you doin? say hi tpo pyrokinetic phenomena for me pliz dude. tellim he sucks like shit and mater of fact im willing to slice his dick and eat it with rice
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hey nathan how you doin? say hi tpo pyrokinetic phenomena for me pliz dude. tellim he sucks like shit and mater of fact im willing to slice his dick and eat it with rice

I'm sorry man, but that just sounds gay.

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Phoned these motherf***ers yesterday.

They claim that they sent out an engineer on Wednesday already. Guess I'm just imagining the darkness and lack of warm water.

Took another cold shower this morning. It feels like my balls wanna jump into my stomach. I can't understand how people willingly do that.

Raper. You have an unnatural obsession with dicks. You should seek counseling.
« Last Edit: August 23, 2008, 12:42:35 PM by Nathan Dayspring Askani'son »




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Phoned these motherf***ers yesterday.

They claim that they sent out an engineer on Wednesday already. Guess I'm just imagining the darkness and lack of warm water.

Took another cold shower this morning. It feels like my balls wanna jump into my stomach. I can't understand how people willingly do that.

Raper. You have an unnatural obsession with dicks. You should seek counseling.

True dat.


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"Guess I'm just imagining the darkness and lack of warm water.

Took another cold shower this morning. It feels like my balls wanna jump into my stomach".

sound like coward(not realy man) :-\
cnt say nuthaang-unless u up 2 sumthang


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"Guess I'm just imagining the darkness and lack of warm water.

Took another cold shower this morning. It feels like my balls wanna jump into my stomach".

sound like coward(not realy man) :-\

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Well, then I'm a coward then.

I enjoy the comforts of modern living, especially when I'm paying for it.

Cold water is only cool,when you're in the wild somewhere. Not when you're in the middle of Johannesburg.

Now I know why John Rambo blew so much shit up after they hosed him down in the first movie.