today i got married to a pink monkey. she bosses me around and i hate it. every day is like a game of simon says except that i get pussy at nite before i go to sleep in my banana leaf bed. i like to teach my kids proper use of bathroom invective. they learn words like c u n t, p o e s and P E N I S P A L. all these words i use to describe ill ego. dear ill ego...kill yourself!
pink monkey says:
GO DIE.
