Looking forward to an ice cold Guinness all day, only to get home and discover that your housemate, who was home all day drank all 4.
Having said housemate come into your room at seven in the morning, after you’ve been out all night, and shake you to wake you up. Then ask you, “are you sleeping?” Don’t you wanna come with me to my girl’s place for a braai?”
Going to the braai three hours later to find that there is no alcohol and a lot of old folks singing hymns.
Someone asking you to pick them up from work as a favour, but don’t know the address, and instead they give you the building name and office number. As if I can put that shit into the GPS.
Same person calling you nine times while you’re on the way, to ask how far you are. then being pissed cos you took too long.
I think I’m moving again next month. I’m mnot meant to share accomodation with anyone.