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Mfundisi(priest) giving a sermon on a sunday " Bazalwane ndingafocussa kanjane xa omama  nosisi bengakwazi uhlala kakhle. Hey? Ntombazane vala amathanga"


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« Last Edit: October 05, 2008, 08:56:04 PM by watziznehmegin »


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there reli is a pastor wit the surname dollar:Dr Creflo Dollar frm Atlanta
You are your best thing! - Toni Morrison (Beloved)


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Dope thread. Does anyone have any information on how i can into the ZCC thing? Where can i get application forms and the likes?
Good looks in advance.
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Check this one out.

So my cuzz came from Cape Town and now chillin with me. First thing i do is take the lad to church , but mean while I havent been there in a minute myself. So i decided to go where no one would know me. Got to some church in Midrand and there was about 20 ppl max . The entire time i was there it felt like the pastor was eyeing me. Soo after the sevice he asked me for my number and I gave him my card . He called me up the following Friday asking me "wussup 4 da weekend ?" :o  Best believe I never went back there.


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is it jst me or is it that this mad rapper dude is the most hated person on AG.......

so i award this
to you my friend...






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Welcoming of Graduating Nuns to the Catholic by Priest
Time:20:15,wednesday night commences
Location:Roman Catholic Church

5 minutes later

Nuns are rushing out the door running holding their dresses so tight,after they heard what the Priest said.

The news spread around the village about what Priest do to their wives,Nuns and young women around the rural areas.As a result people were no longer going to his church .............


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Priest called an emergency meeting invited everyone in the village to hear his side of the story.

After every one came to the Church on a Saturday meeting.

The Priest said Bazalwane

Dear Brothers and Sisters !!!!!

Today I want to talk about a Piece of MEAT.
THAT Piece of MEAT !!!!!!

Amen, Bazalwane !!!

That Piece of MEAT that separates brothers and sisters!!!!!
That Piece of MEAT that causes Husbands and Wife's to divorce!!!

That Piece of MEAT that causes hatred between brothers and sisters!!!!
That Piece of MEAT that causes women to fight with women,
and .... brothers to fight with brothers!!!!!

Amen, Bazalwane !!!

It is that Piece of MEAT that is more outside than inside ,
and sometimes more inside than outside .
Beloved brothers and sisters,
It is that Piece of MEAT that can give so much pain ,
but it also brings a lot of PLEASURE!

































































































































































































































































































































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Beloved Brothers and Sisters, that's the Piece of MEAT
I want to talk to you about: -



THE TONGUE,


DEAR BROTHERS AND SISTERS .....

THE TONGUE!


Amen, Bazalwane !!!


PS. YOUR CORRUPTED MINDS ARE FORGIVEN


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Why the fck you gotta take up so much gaddamn space >:(


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Why the fck you gotta take up so much gaddamn space >:(

Its got to be the red wine...damn its got some serious side effects on the nigga...der must hav been a communion at his church yesterday...


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Priest called an emergency meeting invited everyone in the village to hear his side of the story.

After every one came to the Church on a Saturday meeting.

The Priest said Bazalwane

Dear Brothers and Sisters !!!!!

Today I want to talk about a Piece of MEAT.
THAT Piece of MEAT !!!!!!

Amen, Bazalwane !!!

That Piece of MEAT that separates brothers and sisters!!!!!
That Piece of MEAT that causes Husbands and Wife's to divorce!!!

That Piece of MEAT that causes hatred between brothers and sisters!!!!
That Piece of MEAT that causes women to fight with women,
and .... brothers to fight with brothers!!!!!

Amen, Bazalwane !!!

It is that Piece of MEAT that is more outside than inside ,
and sometimes more inside than outside .
Beloved brothers and sisters,
It is that Piece of MEAT that can give so much pain ,
but it also brings a lot of PLEASURE!


Beloved Brothers and Sisters, that's the Piece of MEAT
I want to talk to you about: -



THE TONGUE,


DEAR BROTHERS AND SISTERS .....

THE TONGUE!


Amen, Bazalwane !!!


PS. YOUR CORRUPTED MINDS ARE FORGIVEN



ok!....was there supposed to be a pic....man! i hope it aint wat im thinking it is.


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Why the fck you gotta take up so much gaddamn space >:(

Its got to be the red wine...damn its got some serious side effects on the nigga.....

What is your problem?