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*Fitted cap covers his eyes; the stranger casually approaches the stage at the AG Open Mic session.  Flips the fitted a slight degree to the side uncovering his face...

It’s at that very moment that an older head in the crowd, shocked in disbelief, is overheard proclaiming:

“Naaah!!!  It…it …it can’t be... there’s no way it can be!!?

It’s… it’s…  ..I’ts Teb… It’s Tebzar, y’all…Tebzar Tladi, y’all.  It’s the D.A.N.J.E.R MAN…The D.A.N.J.E.R MAN is back, y’all!!!”


He proceeds…

So who’s crazy enough to test my raw decibels?
You must be twice as nuts like havin’ four testicles/
I flow miracles…bringin’ hip hop back to basics/
U couldn’t (w)rap dope, even if u were Rizla pages/
I’m the greatest…
No eMCee can face me…so these dayz/
I’m off battling Graff Kids, B-Boys and DeeJays/       
Dis-play, of a mind’s intellectual capacity/
You’ only “f***’d-in-the-head”, like a sexual fantasy/   
See, I bring more drama than a sentimental movie/
So nice…I got racist lesbians for groupies/
Dude’s weak…I speak heat, da illest shit on beats/
Only time, I’m diggin’ your rhyme…is six feet deep/
This-eMCee!... 
I flip flows that’s sicka than flu/               
But you couldn’t be ill son, even if I infected you/
I’m…phat on tunez, whether it’s a verse or a free/
U thought u was the dopest rapper ‘til u heard I eMCee/
I’ murder you B…
On rap tracks to any street cipher/
I blast [hip hop] headz from a distance like elite snipers/
Stabbing you weak writers…to death with a shogun/
And-when-I’m-done, with hip hop and killin’ eMCees for fun/
I’MA STEP OUT OF THE EARTH AND KICK IT STRAIGHT TO THE SUN/
…TEBZAR KAYI ONE!!!


*Drops mike.  Flips the fitted straight.  Hops off stage.  Gives a pound and straight Grizzly-Bear hug to the older head, ‘cause “…True School recognize’ True School!”

And like that…he was gone. 
 
« Last Edit: September 21, 2015, 02:24:16 PM by tEBzAR tLAD! »
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Ma**ive shout-out at the back

"Nice one B. Nice One"


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You must be twice as nuts like havin’ four testicles


Nice! 8)
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more like cookie of the year cause your rhymes too sweet
trying to come up against a pro, your a** bound to get beat
i'm like track seven on get rich f***er i'm bringing the heat
i don't wanna face you cause breath wreaks of sausage meat... *eww*

the way you spit is like homo's chewing tobacco in wisconsin
you gayer than the chesthairs combed to the left on pierce brosnan
my shit be banging like a beat cooked from mark ronson
what da f*** you on about... my shit sicker than nkosi johnson

i'm here to kill you, take note of my recipe
start with 12 bars, anymore would just be too many
add a weak a** rapper, mix with verbal h.i.v
ashes to a**es... tebzar tladi r.i.p...


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DI ntshang?

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But we aint quick enough to not be Judged"
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more like cookie of the year cause your rhymes too sweet
trying to come up against a pro, your a** bound to get beat
i'm like track seven on get rich f***er i'm bringing the heat
i don't wanna face you cause breath wreaks of sausage meat... *eww*

the way you spit is like homo's chewing tobacco in wisconsin
you gayer than the chesthairs combed to the left on pierce brosnan
my shit be banging like a beat cooked from mark ronson
what da f*** you on about... my shit sicker than nkosi johnson

i'm here to kill you, take note of my recipe
start with 12 bars, anymore would just be too many
add a weak a** rapper, mix with verbal h.i.v
ashes to a**es... tebzar tladi r.i.p...


Never one to back away from a challenge…the D.A.N.J.E.R MAN returns.  Grimy smirk on face and belt in hand…It was that time.

On the real! Che Manuere don’t want it with the great GOD on track/
You better off bunjee jumping with the rope around your neck/
f*** tracks on sum get rich shit.
I’ll Esco niggaz and blaze souls with ether/
Rhyme random  bullets…
‘put one to your back like Goal Keepers/
Recipe to kill me ‘ sweet…but mine’s revenge that’s sweeter/
‘CAN’T BEAT DAWG…but SHIT! U CAN’T JOIN ME NEITHER!/
Cookies crumble,bitch…I punch line with solid knuckles/
Tebzar…two sick, like AIDS infected couple/
Nigga mad at me, ‘cause he got touched by his uncle/
On the double…
My styles heavyweight on weak raps and push MCees of the edge/
U confused like a Rasta with a ZCC badge/
So, f*** 475 posts from a bummy-broke-gay-dude…
cause I-came-thru-from Beirut-&-‘straight-ate-you on de'but!/


@ Beesting and Sarcastic:  I’m honoured…it's all love!
@ Che:  Battling in person is so much more fun, don’t you agree?...but phuck it! I gets down regardless.
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Da cell lighter i burn hotter than hell's fires/
I hype ciphas i do tapping on type writers/
Got undaground rhymz but im still rapping skywards/
Define hybrids frequent mile flyers wit blind pilots/
Da time 4 silence is past nd gone/
My art i'v masterd so u can call me masta wong/
Im able 2 blast like a bomb let's see u match da norm/
I represent a swarm in da form of grafiti/
4get tropical i bring a storm 2 Tahiti/
Ur 1st post was speedy but im lightning quick/
A rhyming monsta i cum at u wit frightning shit/
Yo im known AG as bein frm A to Z/
Welcum 2 my world lets see if u'll escape frm me/
U aint dangerous untill u prove u can do me/
U's a newbie exscuse me but dats da facts/
So let us roll film & see how well this actor acts//
I'm a para-normal author...I do write books
I do right hooks...Wateva i mite do like crooks


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Eish! Problemz neh…

The whole point of my post was not to start a battle thread but to share my rhyme ability with common heads.  And welcome all comments…Positive or Negative (but constructive!)

Only retaliated at Che, ‘cause I genuinely felt that duke was on point, flipping that off the dome sh*t and not some premeditated bull.  A commendable challenge.

To those that show me love…THE D.A.N.J.E.R MAN is grateful.  (Lookie I see you. Respect!)

@ Che…Not brown-nosing, but you got skillz!  "Pierce Brosnan line...killer!"
@ Rob One…Thanx. I guess!
@ Green Bat…I' hooks u up wit that poison in'a minute playa....
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Da cell lighter i burn hotter than hell's fires/
I hype ciphas i do tapping on type writers/
Got undaground rhymz but im still rapping skywards/
Define hybrids frequent mile flyers wit blind pilots/
Da time 4 silence is past nd gone/
My art i'v masterd so u can call me masta wong/
Im able 2 blast like a bomb let's see u match da norm/
I represent a swarm in da form of grafiti/
4get tropical i bring a storm 2 Tahiti/
Ur 1st post was speedy but im lightning quick/
A rhyming monsta i cum at u wit frightning shit/
Yo im known AG as bein frm A to Z/
Welcum 2 my world lets see if u'll escape frm me/
U aint dangerous untill u prove u can do me/
U's a newbie exscuse me but dats da facts/
So let us roll film & see how well this actor acts//


*So word got to the The D.A.N.J.E.R MAN that Batman’s little retarded brother in green spandex was talking reckless after a crazy binge of crystal meth and heavy drinking at the gay brigade. 

“Discipline is a must!” The D.A.N.J.E.R MAN said, the look in his eyes…evil.  Pure evil.  It was that time… 



Since the secon’ challenge ‘ garbage, I’ll end it on a mountain top high/
Smack the Bat with my penis across the face…
And leave him cock eyed/
I’m crowned “Rookie of the year” off one post, with no worthy contender/
Punch your lines at me!
I’ stuff both your hands in’a f@cking blender/
Remember…being newbie on AG, don’ mean a stranger to the streets/
Over a decade of music ma**acre…MAN known as DANJER over beats/
So F*CK Queen Bat!…money you’s a straight retard/
A-result-of-siamese-twins joined at the private parts/
I’m lives’ on mike devices!
Servin’-styles-for-free ‘cause it’s priceless/
Got Mother Theresa kicking th’ casket, on sum: “Damn, that boy th’ nicest!”/
Online or in person, we can do this…Green queer, just holler/ 
WARNING: Oppose DANJER and die…like artificial hair colour/
Nigga, softer than b-grade pron, with a vagina crew/
You’ underground? Don’t worry your father was a miner too!
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Da cell lighter i burn hotter than hell's fires/
I hype ciphas i do tapping on type writers/
Got undaground rhymz but im still rapping skywards/
Define hybrids frequent mile flyers wit blind pilots/
Da time 4 silence is past nd gone/
My art i'v masterd so u can call me masta wong/
Im able 2 blast like a bomb let's see u match da norm/
I represent a swarm in da form of grafiti/
4get tropical i bring a storm 2 Tahiti/
Ur 1st post was speedy but im lightning quick/
A rhyming monsta i cum at u wit frightning shit/
Yo im known AG as bein frm A to Z/
Welcum 2 my world lets see if u'll escape frm me/
U aint dangerous untill u prove u can do me/
U's a newbie exscuse me but dats da facts/
So let us roll film & see how well this actor acts//


*So word got to the The D.A.N.J.E.R MAN that Batman’s little retarded brother in green spandex was talking reckless after a crazy binge of crystal meth and heavy drinking at the gay brigade. 

“Discipline is a must!” The D.A.N.J.E.R MAN said, the look in his eyes…evil.  Pure evil.  It was that time… 



Since the secon’ challenge ‘ garbage, I’ll end it on a mountain top high/
Smack the Bat with my penis across the face…
And leave him cock eyed/
I’m crowned “Rookie of the year” off one post, with no worthy contender/
Punch your lines at me!
I’ stuff both your hands in’a f@cking blender/
Remember…being newbie on AG, don’ mean a stranger to the streets/
Over a decade of music ma**acre…MAN known as DANJER over beats/
So F*CK Queen Bat!…money you’s a straight retard/
A-result-of-siamese-twins joined at the private parts/
I’m lives’ on mike devices!
Servin’-styles-for-free ‘cause it’s priceless/
Got Mother Theresa kicking th’ casket, on sum: “Damn, that boy th’ nicest!”/
Online or in person, we can do this…Green queer, just holler/ 
WARNING: Oppose DANJER and die…like artificial hair colour/
Nigga, softer than b-grade pron, with a vagina crew/
You’ underground? Don’t worry your father was a miner too!



Damn!! (in Kay Slay voice) whooaaa this nucca right here is a problem!!
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Da cell lighter i burn hotter than hell's fires/
I hype ciphas i do tapping on type writers/
Got undaground rhymz but im still rapping skywards/
Define hybrids frequent mile flyers wit blind pilots/
Da time 4 silence is past nd gone/
My art i'v masterd so u can call me masta wong/
Im able 2 blast like a bomb let's see u match da norm/
I represent a swarm in da form of grafiti/
4get tropical i bring a storm 2 Tahiti/
Ur 1st post was speedy but im lightning quick/
A rhyming monsta i cum at u wit frightning shit/
Yo im known AG as bein frm A to Z/
Welcum 2 my world lets see if u'll escape frm me/
U aint dangerous untill u prove u can do me/
U's a newbie exscuse me but dats da facts/
So let us roll film & see how well this actor acts//


*So word got to the The D.A.N.J.E.R MAN that Batman’s little retarded brother in green spandex was talking reckless after a crazy binge of crystal meth and heavy drinking at the gay brigade. 

“Discipline is a must!” The D.A.N.J.E.R MAN said, the look in his eyes…evil.  Pure evil.  It was that time… 



Since the secon’ challenge ‘ garbage, I’ll end it on a mountain top high/
Smack the Bat with my penis across the face…
And leave him cock eyed/
I’m crowned “Rookie of the year” off one post, with no worthy contender/
Punch your lines at me!
I’ stuff both your hands in’a f@cking blender/
Remember…being newbie on AG, don’ mean a stranger to the streets/
Over a decade of music ma**acre…MAN known as DANJER over beats/
So F*CK Queen Bat!…money you’s a straight retard/
A-result-of-siamese-twins joined at the private parts/
I’m lives’ on mike devices!
Servin’-styles-for-free ‘cause it’s priceless/
Got Mother Theresa kicking th’ casket, on sum: “Damn, that boy th’ nicest!”/
Online or in person, we can do this…Green queer, just holler/ 
WARNING: Oppose DANJER and die…like artificial hair colour/
Nigga, softer than b-grade pron, with a vagina crew/
You’ underground? Don’t worry your father was a miner too!

This boy nice wit it. (no Ngamgamshe Ndlovu)
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Ma**iv' shouts to Se7ven and Tuboy!!!

' appreciate the response...
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people be juding me by the way that i walk even when i talk they say i got swagger like i be from new york..#print that bitches!