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Reply #30 on: January 04, 2009, 11:45:59 AM
Quote from: cash on December 30, 2008, 10:25:52 AM
My new job will have me rocking suits and such so my new look for 09 is "BEE NIGGA" So a 5-series would be a good upgrade for now. I'll work my way up.lol

what do you do, homie?

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Reply #31 on: January 04, 2009, 11:54:45 AM
Quote from: blaQdust on January 03, 2009, 02:42:48 PM
air heads who think a succession of good salaries will bring them opulence.



er. it will.
 

Quote from: blaQdust on January 03, 2009, 02:42:48 PM
learn to take YFM more seriously.

never!  :D

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Reply #32 on: January 04, 2009, 12:00:49 PM
Quote from: Korea-Crook Da Kingpin on January 04, 2009, 12:45:17 AM
Bolster my already formidable knowledge of the loopholes surrounding Tax Evasion

Crook, we need to consort.

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Reply #33 on: January 04, 2009, 12:06:56 PM
Quote from: Korea-Crook Da Kingpin on January 04, 2009, 12:45:17 AM
Get some a**-implants for my white broad

Get my anus bleached 

Co-ordinate and oversee da a**a**ination of Jacob Zuma

Ejaculate on a woman's eyelid just so I ca' be on some "...err did u c  me coming?"

Start smoking

Administer more public beatdowns
     
Steal a Police squad car and brutalise drunk, unsuspecting white people on some "..I asked you once nou gaan ek vir jou opfok!"

Start calling women bitches and hoes.

Start farting in grossly overcrowded lifts

Drop the top on the VW EOS at the robots and keep it down and when it starts raining, whip out a big-a** umbrella and keep riding

Get my pubic hair waxed

Bolster my already formidable knowledge of the loopholes surrounding Tax Evasion

Piss on a drunk person while they've pa**ed out

Give Big Elle a full, thorough and eye-wateringly robust "debriefing"

whoa, whoa, whoa, slowdown there babyboy, coz u know all of that would be kind of hard 2 achieve when u got this chocha all over ur moustache.

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Reply #34 on: January 04, 2009, 03:20:42 PM
Quote from: Big Elle on January 04, 2009, 12:06:56 PM
Quote from: Korea-Crook Da Kingpin on January 04, 2009, 12:45:17 AM
Get some a**-implants for my white broad

Get my anus bleached 

Co-ordinate and oversee da a**a**ination of Jacob Zuma

Ejaculate on a woman's eyelid just so I ca' be on some "...err did u c  me coming?"

Start smoking

Administer more public beatdowns
     
Steal a Police squad car and brutalise drunk, unsuspecting white people on some "..I asked you once nou gaan ek vir jou opfok!"

Start calling women bitches and hoes.

Start farting in grossly overcrowded lifts

Drop the top on the VW EOS at the robots and keep it down and when it starts raining, whip out a big-a** umbrella and keep riding

Get my pubic hair waxed

Bolster my already formidable knowledge of the loopholes surrounding Tax Evasion

Piss on a drunk person while they've pa**ed out

Give Big Elle a full, thorough and eye-wateringly robust "debriefing"

whoa, whoa, whoa, slowdown there babyboy, coz u know all of that would be kind of hard 2 achieve when u got this chocha all over ur moustache.

Why don't u 2 get room or sumthing, geez!

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Reply #35 on: January 04, 2009, 03:32:21 PM
Quote from: Big Elle on January 04, 2009, 12:06:56 PM
Quote from: Korea-Crook Da Kingpin on January 04, 2009, 12:45:17 AM
Get some a**-implants for my white broad

Get my anus bleached 

Co-ordinate and oversee da a**a**ination of Jacob Zuma

Ejaculate on a woman's eyelid just so I ca' be on some "...err did u c  me coming?"

Start smoking

Administer more public beatdowns
     
Steal a Police squad car and brutalise drunk, unsuspecting white people on some "..I asked you once nou gaan ek vir jou opfok!"

Start calling women bitches and hoes.

Start farting in grossly overcrowded lifts

Drop the top on the VW EOS at the robots and keep it down and when it starts raining, whip out a big-a** umbrella and keep riding

Get my pubic hair waxed

Bolster my already formidable knowledge of the loopholes surrounding Tax Evasion

Piss on a drunk person while they've pa**ed out

Give Big Elle a full, thorough and eye-wateringly robust "debriefing"

whoa, whoa, whoa, slowdown there babyboy, coz u know all of that would be kind of hard 2 achieve when u got this chocha all over ur moustache.

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!?!!

post pics or gtfo

That not good enough for ya?

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Reply #36 on: January 04, 2009, 03:41:12 PM
Quote from: dat nigga Fr0st on January 04, 2009, 03:32:21 PM
Quote from: Big Elle on January 04, 2009, 12:06:56 PM
Quote from: Korea-Crook Da Kingpin on January 04, 2009, 12:45:17 AM
Get some a**-implants for my white broad

Get my anus bleached 

Co-ordinate and oversee da a**a**ination of Jacob Zuma

Ejaculate on a woman's eyelid just so I ca' be on some "...err did u c  me coming?"

Start smoking

Administer more public beatdowns
     
Steal a Police squad car and brutalise drunk, unsuspecting white people on some "..I asked you once nou gaan ek vir jou opfok!"

Start calling women bitches and hoes.

Start farting in grossly overcrowded lifts

Drop the top on the VW EOS at the robots and keep it down and when it starts raining, whip out a big-a** umbrella and keep riding

Get my pubic hair waxed

Bolster my already formidable knowledge of the loopholes surrounding Tax Evasion

Piss on a drunk person while they've pa**ed out

Give Big Elle a full, thorough and eye-wateringly robust "debriefing"

whoa, whoa, whoa, slowdown there babyboy, coz u know all of that would be kind of hard 2 achieve when u got this chocha all over ur moustache.

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!?!!

post pics or gtfo

oooohhhhhh maaaaaaannnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is going on between you 2 thugbirds?? oooooohhhhhwwweeeeee elle sounds like my type of girl, chocha on moustaches!!!!!!! But then again "her sexuality is unrivalled in this Universe"
This brotha Ike with da Iverson jersey, lightskin with Herpes, phuqing sistas in Harlem, Brooklyn and D.C., This is da problem cos he never tell em he got it from letting fags suck him off, Riker's Island in '93.

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Reply #37 on: January 04, 2009, 03:44:01 PM
Yeh....
My resolutions....

Pa** the year with an 75% average.

Attend only 2 detentions a term.

Get that LONG overdue beattape of mine done.

Get ma allowance back (Can you belive, I'd saved close to 5 g's, and my dad didnt wanna pay me!? Started telling me bout some investments what what's that didnt have ANYTHING to do wit ma allowance).

Get ma allowance bumped up to R450.00

uhh........ i'll be back.

Buy An Akai MDP32

Getta pair of monitors and things needed to run it.

« Last Edit: January 04, 2009, 11:19:47 PM by A pimp named spongie/PATbRICKS/J-1/yes bitch the whole thing »

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Reply #38 on: January 04, 2009, 04:00:58 PM
Quote from: That Bastard Crook on January 04, 2009, 12:45:17 AM
Get some a**-implants for my white broad

Get my anus bleached 

Co-ordinate and oversee da a**a**ination of Jacob Zuma

Ejaculate on a woman's eyelid just so I ca' be on some "...err did u c  me coming?"

Start smoking

Administer more public beatdowns
     
Steal a Police squad car and brutalise drunk, unsuspecting white people on some "..I asked you once nou gaan ek vir jou opfok!"

Start calling women bitches and hoes.

Start farting in grossly overcrowded lifts

Drop the top on the VW EOS at the robots and keep it down and when it starts raining, whip out a big-a** umbrella and keep riding

Get my pubic hair waxed

Bolster my already formidable knowledge of the loopholes surrounding Tax Evasion

Piss on a drunk person while they've pa**ed out

Give Big Elle a full, thorough and eye-wateringly robust "debriefing"

LMBAO ;D ;D ;D ;D
Somehow that bastard Crook never ceases 2 amuse me  ;D ;D

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Reply #39 on: January 04, 2009, 04:45:21 PM
Quote from: Big Elle on January 04, 2009, 12:06:56 PM
Quote from: Korea-Crook Da Kingpin on January 04, 2009, 12:45:17 AM
Get some a**-implants for my white broad

Get my anus bleached 

Co-ordinate and oversee da a**a**ination of Jacob Zuma

Ejaculate on a woman's eyelid just so I ca' be on some "...err did u c  me coming?"

Start smoking

Administer more public beatdowns
     
Steal a Police squad car and brutalise drunk, unsuspecting white people on some "..I asked you once nou gaan ek vir jou opfok!"

Start calling women bitches and hoes.

Start farting in grossly overcrowded lifts

Drop the top on the VW EOS at the robots and keep it down and when it starts raining, whip out a big-a** umbrella and keep riding

Get my pubic hair waxed

Bolster my already formidable knowledge of the loopholes surrounding Tax Evasion

Piss on a drunk person while they've pa**ed out

Give Big Elle a full, thorough and eye-wateringly robust "debriefing"

whoa, whoa, whoa, slowdown there babyboy, coz u know all of that would be kind of hard 2 achieve when u got this chocha all over ur moustache.

wow, feisty-a** chica, I like that.
« Last Edit: January 04, 2009, 04:45:57 PM by Lucky Luciano »

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Reply #40 on: January 04, 2009, 05:14:38 PM
Quote from: That Bastard Crook on January 04, 2009, 12:45:17 AM
Bolster my already formidable knowledge of the loopholes surrounding Tax Evasion

i need u to share your formidable knowledge on this one...
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Reply #41 on: January 04, 2009, 05:34:16 PM
Quote from: Sir blacK on January 04, 2009, 05:14:38 PM
Quote from: That Bastard Crook on January 04, 2009, 12:45:17 AM
Bolster my already formidable knowledge of the loopholes surrounding Tax Evasion

i need u to share your formidable knowledge on this one...

answer ur fone with a chinese accent repeat after me
"he no here, he no here"

That not good enough for ya?

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Reply #42 on: January 04, 2009, 09:01:43 PM
"Bleach your a**" nigga are you crazy,Anyway you better use JIK coz it regains strength and it wont tear when the 28's niggaz come after your a**. No homo  No Dr Love Lmao

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Reply #43 on: January 04, 2009, 11:08:25 PM
^^^ nah l was just joking with that post. Anyway 28's
are a small issue in  Prison compared to us; them cats is straight cowards, ask the streets. I done spilled the blood of 28's in two different Prisons in two different Cities - l still got the scar on my left hand from 4 razor blades from the 26's/28's showdown in Pollsmoor D2 Room 209 (the REAL D-Block, ask Jadakiss) back in 2001. 26's: WE AIN'T NEVER SHOOK, Kaloku singooGrey thina, oNdoda, singaMarobhane, zithi iz'bhalo siphikelel' eMpumalanga ngesahluko esimhlophe pho umca obhityile obomvu ukangaka ngongani nangempela kumandi kunzima kwelase Mpumalanga. SHALOM!!
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Reply #44 on: January 04, 2009, 11:18:17 PM
Quote from: That Bastard Crook on January 04, 2009, 11:08:25 PM
^^^ nah l was just joking with that post. Anyway 28's
are a small issue in  Prison compared to us; them cats is straight cowards, ask the streets. I done spilled the blood of 28's in two different Prisons in two different Cities - l still got the scar on my left hand from 4 razor blades from the 26's/28's showdown in Pollsmoor D2 Room 209 (the REAL D-Block, ask Jadakiss) back in 2001. 26's: WE AIN'T NEVER SHOOK, Kaloku singooGrey thina, oNdoda, singaMarobhane, zithi iz'bhalo siphikelel' eMpumalanga ngesahluko esimhlophe pho umca obhityile obomvu ukangaka ngongani nangempela kumandi kunzima kwelase Mpumalanga. SHALOM!!
Amen!

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