Has anyone ever tried to count the 2's?
No matter how hard I listen I only catch 21.
Are there lyrics for it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Can I kick it? (Yes you can!) *repeat 3X*
Y'all motherf***ers musta hear that Tribe Called Quest shit, let's do it again
Can I kick it? (Yes you can!) *repeat 3X*
Well I'm gone... check this out
2 much West coast dick-lickin, and
2 many niggaz on a mission
Doin your best Jay-Z rendition
2 many rough motherf***ers, I got my suspicions
that you're just a fish in a pool of sharks nigga, listen
2 many bitches wanna be ladies, so if you a hoe
I'ma call you a hoe,
2 many bitches are shady
2 many ladies give these niggaz
2 many chances
2 many brothers wannabe lovers don't know what romance is
2 many bitches stuck up from
2 many sexual advances
No question; Jay-Z got
2 many answers
I been around this block,
2 many times
Rocked,
2 many rhymes, cocked,
2 many nines,
22 all my brothers it ain't
2 late
2 come
2gether
Cause
2 much black and
2 much love, equal forever
I don't follow any guidelines cause
2 many niggaz ride mine
so I change styles every
2 rhymes, hah, what the f***
That's
22 too's for y'all motherf***ers out there, yaknahmean?
Shall I continue? Check it out, what?
Count 'em I can't be arsed.
You think that's hard? Try counting his 44 4s freestyle.
Or how about this?
55 Megaton rhymes, with 5 seconds to get out/
Skill of 55 Ben Sharpas with my 5-finger discount/
Some cats got 55 guns, that's not the shit I rock/
Except when I'm drinking, then I'm clapping 55 shots/
You can bring 55 MCs, I don't play/
'Cos I kick 55 verses a day in 55 different ways/
Bring 55 songs, they aren't as tight as my bars/
The only Jewish rapper rocking a 5-pointed star/
I'm that 1955 blues and funk/ After I rap,
you're broke like 5 days before the end of the month/
It takes 55 engineers and 55 technicians/
To mix down a song of mine that only lasts 5 minutes/
I'd love to say I rap for twenty-5 hours a day/
But I always spit for 55 minutes, with a 5 minute break/
So I'm not perfect, but I'm only 5% away/
And let's face it - these other cats are 55% fake/
I knock 'em off buildings of 55 story height/
Break into the Source and force 'em to gimme 55 mics/
And as for XXL and Vibe? They get shot with 45s/
And f*** quadding up, I buy 5 editions of HYPE/
Got 5 on it like the Luniz, watch me kick it again/
And f*** a 45', my shit plays at 55rpm/
Write so hard with every verse I break 55 pens/
And I'm still angry that they kicked the Essence off 5FM/
I smoke 5 joints, drink 55 pints of Guiness/
Then write 55 lines a minute, and still not finished/
Cut 55 MCs into 5 body parts each/
Mail 'em to different countries, in a box of my promo CDs/