liberating as ur wanking may be to u..
subversive it is not to others
First off, go f*** yourself. Okay, now that we have cleared that up.
I think it doesn't make a difference whether you are an absentee or a ballot spoiler, unless of course your ballot gets special mention for having a death threat to Zuma and a shitstain on it. Rather register and then arrange a ma** boycott of the polls or something like that, in order to make your unhappiness known. Arrange a big party for people who don't feel happy with the state of affairs and would rather not vote for any of the a**holes on offer. arrange for media coverage of the event and let your voices be heard.
That way you get spared the discomfort of having to stand in the sun waiting just to spoil your ballot and you get to have fun and I bet you get more exposure that way.
Then they can use the info from registered absent voters to tally the number of lost votes as you explained.
I feel that participation in the farce they call democratic elections, in any way is an endorsement of that farce.