[JOKE] Its ok to beat her when....

[Papa ThReAdS]

Inspired by the Chris Brown/ Rihanna saga.


She throws the keys to your rented whip so far away, you dont even know where to begin looking to find 'em.

The heiffer gives you herpes.

The heiffer gives you crabs.

The heiffer gives random dudes head in the toilets at party people.

The heiffer neglects your balls while giving you head.

The heiffer neglects you cock while sucking your balls.

The heiffer tried to pull in for a kiss after sucking your dick/balls.

The heiffer tries to sneak a finger in your a** while you piping her (SMH @ this simple women for thinking a nigga wouldnt notice).

[The Angry Hand of God]

The heiffer tries to sneak a finger in your a** while you piping her (SMH @ this simple women for thinking a nigga wouldnt notice).

Yeah, this one is uncool. I had to headbutt a chick once.

[Bobby Banks]

*waits for the ladies to respond and murk the hell out of threadz for this one*

[Papa ThReAdS]

*waits for the ladies to respond and murk the hell out of threadz for this one*

Hence the [JOKE]
But its cool though. They can get it too. Just like Rihanna did.

[The Angry Hand of God]

Seriously though, the only time It is okay to hit a woman is if she hits you first, and then you can only hit her back as hard as she hit you, no harder.

Or if she gives you AIDS. Then there is no limit to how hard you can hit.

[rob_one]

Did you guys not get enough hugs when you were kids?

[The Angry Hand of God]

why do you ask that Rob?

[rob_one]

why do you ask that Rob?

'Cos this shit is deeply twisted.

[The Angry Hand of God]

We're just trying to clarify to the rest of the guys when its okay to beat a girl's a**. You'll be grateful one day when you feel like smacking a chick and you remember these tips.

What if a chick gave you AIDS and you didn't know it was okay to smack her? Then you find out afterwards and feel like a real douche.

A douche with AIDS. No one likes a douche with AIDS.

[Msanii_XL]

The heiffer gives random dudes head in the toilets at party people.

Pause, No Merch. 

[A pimp named Sarkozy]

Ha ha ha "No Merch" thats what i thought too. Lol. Back to the thread as Chris Rock would say" Ill  put my dick in her  ear,  Dick in the  ear,dick in her ear SMACK HER with a dick,Smack her with a dick, Blind the Bitch, blind the bitch"

[Killa Merc]

The heiffer gives random dudes head in the toilets at party people.

Pause, No Merch. 

Better stop making fun of a player. Tommorrow it might be you. Or better yet you make fun of the wrong guy e.g. Mad. And that wont be funny.

[Papa ThReAdS]

The heiffer gives random dudes head in the toilets at party people.

Pause, No Merch. 

Better stop making fun of a player. Tommorrow it might be you. Or better yet you make fun of the wrong guy e.g. Mad. And that wont be funny.

Fail.

I told you to beat that broad. Now you hopping on threads all touched and shit.

[motho]

Seriously though, there is never a time when it is okay to hit a woman

fixed!

[the panic!]

Or better yet you make fun of the wrong guy e.g. Mad. And that wont be funny.

ha ha. mad on some columbine shit.