As far as funny topics of conversation go

[The Angry Hand of God]

This one takes the cake:

You VS Unlimited midgets.....how long?
How long can you last B? you can have a baseball bat that lasts 10 minutes or enough mace for 15 minutes

5 midgets every minute

which weapon? How long? what tactics?

Ima take the bat and say 15 minutes. I could handle em easy for ten but my arms will be tired by the time the bats gone. Maybe 3 extra minutes with minor fists(due to tiredness) and some roundhouse kicks before Im overtaken

The response

dont swing the bat, jab it, doesnt take as much energy and does a great deal of damage, specially if its a wooden bat and you break it and make it into a wooden stake then you have two sharp objects to stab with. you could build a wall with all the fallen midget bodies and take em out as they try to climb over.

[General In8]

hehehe