You know you grew up ghetto if.....

[General Ratzinger van Stilzkin]

if u sang the lyrics to smooth criminal like

ehhh chi-onkey (Baby are u ok)

LOL!!!  used to do that, f*** cudnt here what he was saying though!! 

[Mrs Jones]

if u sang the lyrics to smooth criminal like

ehhh chi-onkey (Baby are u ok)

hahahahahaha..........or sang Mandel' unxib' iflower sheti uh uh...........or jou ma en pa is Ninja turtles uh uh

[ToXic Candy]

If you used to watch cartoons called Izimogis, Fairplay and Smurffs which played in Zulu.

Eish you remind me of the Xhosa Cartoons called "iBuddiez",tjo those dogs were noughty joe.

[Blizzard]

-if you had a friend who always rock up at your crib during meal times!
-played poppy-huis
-had a toy car made from wire
-saw adults having sex before you turned 7
- your teachers made you to recite an Afrikaans poem from beggining to end with no full understanding of what its about. Bantu education!!!!

[RearrangedReality]

If you used to watch cartoons called Izimogis, Fairplay and Smurffs which played in Zulu.

Eish you remind me of the Xhosa Cartoons called "iBuddiez",tjo those dogs were noughty joe.

talking about the ones who lived in a huge a** house? man i wish they'd bring that shit back. that shit was funny. even the biker mice with xhosa voiceover was hilarious. the ppl who did the african language voiceovers for the cartoons were dope, even the zulu ones had me in stitches at times but not compared to the xhosa ones. it was usaully the same ppl in all of them. dont know why they stopped that shit.

[SolitaryNative]

... you are one of the most powerful figures in SA and you're washing with an orange bag, while overseas living German five star. Wicked.

This looks like you are referring to someone in particular. Care to tell?

No can do, sadly. I'm sworn on this one.

@ Code The item was hanging proudly in the shower next to the little one hit wonder hotel specials.

Sorry for the delay.

[dat dude who happens to rap!]

Every second movie your friend has is starring Jackie Chan (jackie china).

[Mega]

You called sunday lunch "colour film" (Coz along with your meat and pap/rice u had orange carrots, red beetroot, green spinach etc)
 

[Mega]

Whe u had a lil money u used to buy 500ml bottle of Sparletta and sip it with a straw standing on the corner hollering at honeys walking by

[K'niep Tang]

you walk around with legusha (aka panty hose) in your pockets and proceed to polish your light-reflecting school/formal shoes with it as soon as one tiny bit of dust/sand/water/etc lands on it

[A pimp named Sarkozy]

Wiping yo a** with a newspaper coz u ran out of toilet paper.

[motho]

- played blak mampatile
- played skop die bal
- ever bought chappies ya 5cent (the small round balls of chewing gum)
- know what mayo is (that shit rocks to this day!)

Co-sign and that stuff Mr C said about short-right le Pachisi 

-ate round red coloured sweet called Fire balls
-drank homemade beer with yogi-sip and family dos (weddings, funerals)
-used to stand at the corner with ur boyfriend and chase him away when your parents (or any udult living by ur house) came thru
-called anyone in bagy pants Lenigga

[iamBakdraft]

- played blak mampatile
- played skop die bal
- ever bought chappies ya 5cent (the small round balls of chewing gum)
- know what mayo is (that shit rocks to this day!)

Co-sign and that stuff Mr C said about short-right le Pachisi 

-ate round red coloured sweet called Fire balls
-drank homemade beer with yogi-sip and family dos (weddings, funerals)
-used to stand at the corner with ur boyfriend and chase him away when your parents (or any udult living by ur house) came thru
-called anyone in bagy pants Lenigga

You guys just reminded me of RED Cake and Ginger cake... damn
Oh ya... when u have tonsils or you can't eat solid food the first thing that comes to mind is Banana Mageu

[OG Beezak]

If you share i roll on between 2 to 6 pips

If you used soap for a roll on

If your sister cuz had to collect white cloths for sanitary material

[tebzartlad!]

…when u are unemployed, neva bin employed and have no hopes of being employed BUT you rollin' in that latest VW Golf one point sumthin'…

...welcome to Soweto, the home of “Dude, I swear my car was parked right there!!!”