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on: April 16, 2009, 03:15:54 PM
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Published on: 4/11/2009.

KINGSTON - Representatives of some hospitals revealed that more men have been fracturing their penises in recent months than any other time in Jamaica.

Checks with urologists in some of the country's major hospitals have revealed that the "noticeable increase" in the number of cases where men fracture their members is largely attributed to the men's obsession with daggerin', aka rough sex.

While promising to send data regarding to the increase in the cases at a later date, one urologist from the Kingston Public Hospital (KPH) said he had treated, on average, some two cases of penile fracture each month, counting from December 2008.

"We've noticed an increase," the doctor said.

"Almost every other week, since late last year, there is one case for this hospital."

Another surgeon from that facility said the majority of cases that come to the hospital are a result of extremely vigorous sex or, in most recent popular terms, 'daggeration'.

"It's possibly daggerin' people tend to have a predisposition to rough sex," the surgeon said.

"(So) during very rigorous intercourse, the penis slips out and in an attempt to ram it back in, the man hits the woman's pubic bone and pops the penis."

The situation was no different when doctors from the western end of the island were contacted.

One specialist in the field told THE STAR that broken penises had been coming into the Cornwall Regional Hospital more than usual since the start of the year.

"There has been an increase here in the number of cases. Since the year started, I've seen about four. Usually, we would have like three cases quarterly," the specialist said.

The doctors could not confirm if any of the cases regarding the broken penis took place when the men were doing the dance version of daggerin' as opposed to rough intercourse.

In a story published last September, Dr Alverston Bailey, a past president of the Medical a**ociation of Jamaica, warned that men who suffered a penile fracture should immediately seek medical a**istance as leaving it unattended might cause the penis to be permanently deformed or they might become impotent.

Bailey continued that when the penis was fractured there was a loud popping sound, followed by excruciating pain and significant swelling, causing the penis to appear deformed. He noted that in some cases, blood might be seen coming from the organ.

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Reply #1 on: April 16, 2009, 03:24:00 PM
Quote from: Code Name: Snake Eater on April 16, 2009, 03:15:54 PM

"(So) during very rigorous intercourse, the penis slips out and in an attempt to ram it back in, the man hits the woman's pubic bone and pops the penis."

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Reply #2 on: April 16, 2009, 03:26:17 PM
Quote from: Sir blacK on April 16, 2009, 03:24:00 PM
Quote from: Code Name: Snake Eater on April 16, 2009, 03:15:54 PM

"(So) during very rigorous intercourse, the penis slips out and in an attempt to ram it back in, the man hits the woman's pubic bone and pops the penis."

(The STAR)




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that whole sentence made me cringe

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Reply #3 on: April 16, 2009, 03:32:26 PM
Quote from: Code Name: Snake Eater on April 16, 2009, 03:26:17 PM
Quote from: Sir blacK on April 16, 2009, 03:24:00 PM
Quote from: Code Name: Snake Eater on April 16, 2009, 03:15:54 PM

"(So) during very rigorous intercourse, the penis slips out and in an attempt to ram it back in, the man hits the woman's pubic bone and pops the penis."

(The STAR)




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that whole sentence made me cringe
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Reply #4 on: April 16, 2009, 03:33:15 PM
the penis was fractured there was a loud popping sound
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ouch...cant imagine that ish!
people be juding me by the way that i walk even when i talk they say i got swagger like i be from new york..#print that bitches!

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Reply #5 on: April 16, 2009, 03:54:08 PM
Quote from: Tyrone aka Money on April 16, 2009, 03:33:15 PM
the penis was fractured there was a loud popping sound
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ouch...cant imagine that ish!
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Reply #6 on: April 16, 2009, 03:58:00 PM
holy shit ....that giraffe ok?...lol...thanks now all i need is a needle inserted in the hole on my head...aaaahhhh!!!....shit man poor f***in animal...put it down!!
people be juding me by the way that i walk even when i talk they say i got swagger like i be from new york..#print that bitches!

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Reply #7 on: April 16, 2009, 06:50:06 PM
LOL what about the females??? How come there hasn't been an increase in urinary tract infections?? Rough sex can cause that in females and that aint pleasant either!
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Reply #8 on: April 16, 2009, 08:33:07 PM
You know the real reason  them dicks are getting broken. Its these broads maan,they put us under pressure when you are having sex nice and slow, they demand "faster and rough" and if they dont get what they want, they want to be on top and when they ride you they get over excited screaming n shit. Forgettin the dick can come out and it hits that bone. Thats an explanation.

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Reply #9 on: April 16, 2009, 11:41:55 PM
Aaaah yes please, blame it on the girls!
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Reply #10 on: April 17, 2009, 12:21:55 AM
I would probably die if this happens to me. Sounds painful as hell. My one boy's younger brother had this happen and he had to tell the parentals. I wish I could have heard that convo.

Anyone ever torn their frenulum during sex? That is f***ed up. I read it in the story about the guy who was raped and it reminded me of my little incident a few years back. I though I was cumming blood.



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