How much of a guy are you?

[Papa ThReAdS]

You g@ddamed right i scored +52 points on this one. Thats 100% for you slow sons and daughters of a bishes.

Where do you fair?

No Rama or Bondizzo posts allowed here please.




I often think of myself as a small boy trapped inside a man’s body, seemingly mature until I open my mouth, or see a small animal that needs to be kicked. Women I date often think of me this way, too. In any case, here is a list of typically “boy” things I’m not ashamed to say that I’ve done, and guys, you know you have, too. Ladies, you’re probably not going to understand any of these things, but know that the man in your life probably has done them. Probably when you weren’t looking.


HOW MUCH OF A GUY ARE YOU? Take the quiz.

I HAVE…

…tried to melt ice in a urinal. +1 point

…tried to drown a bug in a urinal. +2 points

…put on sungla**es/covered your face so that you can stare at a chick’s boobs longer. +3 point

…pictured yourself winning a fight with a boss or co-worker. +1 point

…jumped as an elevator stopped to try and be weightless. +1 point

…used the term “Donkey Punch” in a sentence. +2 points

…finished a plate with an already painfully-full stomach, “because it was there”. +1 point

…wiped a dirty hand on somebody else’s clothing. +1 point

…chased a pigeon or squirrel, even for a few seconds. +1 point

…punched a wall out of frustration or bad aim. +1 point

…peed for distance. +2 points

…belched a word. +1 point

…belched a sentence. +2 points

…gone poop at an all-you-can-eat buffet to try to make room. +3 points

…thrown something over a cliff just to see what would happen. +2 points

…thrown something strange into a fire “just to see if it would burn”. +2 points

…thrown an animal as far as you can into a lake to see if it can swim back. +4 points

…farted into the face of a sleeping person. +3 points

…wanted to show somebody an impressive **** you made. +2 points

…actually shown somebody an impressive **** you made. +4 points

…gone and seen a **** another guy has made, ridiculed him for showing you, but secretly been impressed. +5 point

…thought about punting a baby. +6 points

…gotten competitive about a stupid quiz like this one. +2 points

SCORE:
0 to +20 points – You’re a woman or a tragically sheltered half-man.
+21 to +39 points – You’re pretty guy-ish, but there’s a lot of potential meat-headedness you aren’t yet tapping. Start by peeing on something that doesn’t belong to you.
+40 to +52 points – You are the reason all the magazines at my doctor’s office have nipples and an eye-patch drawn onto every model.

[Tonnes]

41 nigga....thats 79% bish.

[Papa ThReAdS]

41 nigga....thats 79% bish.

I commend you.

[Blac Satyr]

Damn, yol got way 2 much time for this crap? jess like lol

[Tonnes]

^^^yeah i'm bored man...now do the quiz and let us know.

[Touareg]

This shit cracked me up coz most of the shit here i thought i was the only one who does, no time to keep score though...

Never farted on anyone's face...should be fun

[Capt Schti]

…used the term “Donkey Punch” in a sentence. +2 points

Por favor, write down the sentence you said and to whom was it adressed to.   

[Papa ThReAdS]

…used the term “Donkey Punch” in a sentence. +2 points

Por favor, write down the sentence you said and to whom was it adressed to.  

Kevin: So Warren brown ringed Tammy?! Awww gross!!!

Threadz: Yup. He donkey punched the bish too. She clenched so hard he almost lost his pecker.

[Touareg]

Are you an African

[Papa ThReAdS]

Are you an African

Yes. Im a decendant of the great bonobo monkey, like the rest of you apes. I dont like black people though, because they are noisy and very smelly.

[the panic!]

Are you an African

it's the "pecker" isn't it?

[Papa ThReAdS]

Are you an African

it's the "pecker" isn't it?

LMAO!!

Should i have said ncanca?

[Taf1]

LOL  This is BS!

[Tonnes]

LOL  This is BS!

Its bullshit because you got less than 20 nicca.

[Taf1]

LOL  This is BS!

Its bullshit because you got less than 20 nicca.

Yea yea whatever floats your boat blud!