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Reply #30 on: October 13, 2009, 10:40:49 AM
I've met people who've been victims of this in the past, where the robers steal your bed while you sleeping on it.

This cat who works at a garage around the corner from me told me a funny story. He says they(robers) took two neighbours women while they sleeping exchange them and put one wife in bed with another neighbour then take that neighbours wife and put her in bed with the other dudes wife. thats after they had taken their what they want.

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Reply #31 on: October 13, 2009, 10:48:33 AM
Quote from: Bridge on October 12, 2009, 07:08:28 PM
Cutting once did a story called Umsila weMpisi “Tale of a hyena”. They consulted traditional healers who then confirmed that burning this tale near a person it will make that person sleepy.   Cutting edge experimented with this on some of its staff, but it did not bring substantial evidence to support this myth.  The Traditional healer that appear on TV and claim muti works while it not the case. This surely discredits their practices indeed. 


That shit did work homie and the dude they experimented on woke up with some hangover side effects.
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Reply #32 on: October 13, 2009, 11:43:01 AM
umsila wengcuka is that shit!!!

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Reply #33 on: October 13, 2009, 11:45:45 AM
Quote from: Detective Ndovela on October 13, 2009, 10:40:49 AM
I've met people who've been victims of this in the past, where the robers steal your bed while you sleeping on it.

This cat who works at a garage around the corner from me told me a funny story. He says they(robers) took two neighbours women while they sleeping exchange them and put one wife in bed with another neighbour then take that neighbours wife and put her in bed with the other dudes wife. thats after they had taken their what they want.

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Reply #34 on: October 13, 2009, 11:50:07 AM
Quote from: John Pape on October 13, 2009, 11:43:01 AM
umsila wengcuka is that shit!!!

New date rape drug  :D

That not good enough for ya?

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Reply #35 on: October 13, 2009, 11:51:44 AM

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Reply #36 on: October 13, 2009, 11:56:03 AM

That not good enough for ya?

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Reply #37 on: October 13, 2009, 08:30:26 PM
hehkekekekekekeke....@the incense the problem is you'll fall asleep as well.
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Reply #38 on: October 14, 2009, 09:07:22 AM

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Reply #39 on: October 14, 2009, 12:04:53 PM
A friend of my brothers had just bought a new corsa van and he drove to his place! when he got home 2 guys knocked on his door and asked for match to light a ciggie and then the other guy asked for water!

Then he woke up the next day high,naked with his house cleaned out, the van gone! it appears the robbers cooked themselves some pap n mince before they took off too! it took him 2 days to recover from what ever they smoked the air with!  true story, happened i pta north! and he lived in a complex so no place seems safe!

ps: dont be rude to ur security guards!

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Reply #40 on: October 14, 2009, 12:09:41 PM
Quote from: song-stress on October 14, 2009, 12:04:53 PM
asked for match to light a ciggie

is your bro's from friend from the burbs? everybody from the ghetto should know this means you about to be robbed.

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Reply #41 on: October 14, 2009, 12:14:08 PM
Quote from: Detective Ndovela on October 14, 2009, 12:09:41 PM
Quote from: song-stress on October 14, 2009, 12:04:53 PM
asked for match to light a ciggie

is your bro's from friend from the burbs? everybody from the ghetto should know this means you about to be robbed.

Yep, people asking for a light or the time.

Hood cat: "Yo, what time is it?"
You: "I don't know"
Hood cat: "Its time for you to give me our wallet and your cellphone bitch! If you had a watch you would have known that."



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Reply #42 on: October 14, 2009, 01:05:13 PM
They cooked? What!!?? That's messed up G

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Reply #43 on: October 14, 2009, 01:28:30 PM
Quote from: Ed Gein Version 2.010 on October 14, 2009, 12:14:08 PM
Quote from: Detective Ndovela on October 14, 2009, 12:09:41 PM
Quote from: song-stress on October 14, 2009, 12:04:53 PM
asked for match to light a ciggie

is your bro's from friend from the burbs? everybody from the ghetto should know this means you about to be robbed.

Yep, people asking for a light or the time.

Hood cat: "Yo, what time is it?"
You: "I don't know"
Hood cat: "Its time for you to give me our wallet and your cellphone bitch! If you had a watch you would have known that."

hoodcat: "what time is it?"
rebbi: "..................................." runs the f***.....(kats who know me will agree, i still do move)
hoodcat: "shittttt.... that was fast"
rebbi(from a distance): time for you to find another nicca to jack

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Reply #44 on: October 14, 2009, 01:32:59 PM
Quote from: A rebbi on October 14, 2009, 01:28:30 PM
Quote from: Ed Gein Version 2.010 on October 14, 2009, 12:14:08 PM
Quote from: Detective Ndovela on October 14, 2009, 12:09:41 PM
Quote from: song-stress on October 14, 2009, 12:04:53 PM
asked for match to light a ciggie

is your bro's from friend from the burbs? everybody from the ghetto should know this means you about to be robbed.

Yep, people asking for a light or the time.

Hood cat: "Yo, what time is it?"
You: "I don't know"
Hood cat: "Its time for you to give me our wallet and your cellphone bitch! If you had a watch you would have known that."

hoodcat: "what time is it?"
rebbi: "..................................." runs the f***.....(kats who know me will agree, i still do move)
hoodcat: "shittttt.... that was fast"
rebbi(from a distance): time for you to find another nicca to jack


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