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This boy from the past just called me, we have not spoken since 2006, we used to be so close. He wanted to go out with me but i was so afraid that he would wanna have sex and i was just too nervous as i was 22 and still virgin, i was afraid he wouldnt understand. Anyway he tells me that hes gettin married, what a sweet guy, that could have been me FML

Lol, Yo Kells is this you or you got this from Motho's favourite website??

22 and a virgin...Definately from the site... ;D ;D ;D
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This boy from the past just called me, we have not spoken since 2006, we used to be so close. He wanted to go out with me but i was so afraid that he would wanna have sex and i was just too nervous as i was 22 and still virgin, i was afraid he wouldnt understand. Anyway he tells me that hes gettin married, what a sweet guy, that could have been me FML

Lol, Yo Kells is this you or you got this from Motho's favourite website??

22 and a virgin...Definately from the site... ;D ;D ;D

Outstanding observation. Very good.
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This boy from the past just called me, we have not spoken since 2006, we used to be so close. He wanted to go out with me but i was so afraid that he would wanna have sex and i was just too nervous as i was 22 and still virgin, i was afraid he wouldnt understand. Anyway he tells me that hes gettin married, what a sweet guy, that could have been me FML

self-exposion vele kels baby, couldnt wait for someone else to do it  :-\
nci nci nci :-\
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This boy from the past just called me, we have not spoken since 2006, we used to be so close. He wanted to go out with me but i was so afraid that he would wanna have sex and i was just too nervous as i was 22 and still virgin, i was afraid he wouldnt understand. Anyway he tells me that hes gettin married, what a sweet guy, that could have been me FML

self-exposion vele kels baby, couldnt wait for someone else to do it  :-\
nci nci nci :-\


my bad I thought this was a personal AG moment, i missed that FML at the end. Thanks Tuboy and Touareg for rthe heads up  :)
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Murphy's Law

LAW OF BREAD:                                         
When the buttered slice of bread falls it always fall on the buttered side.
 
LAW OF QUEUE:                                         
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you
are in now.
 
LAW OF TELEPHONE:                                 
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
 
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:                 
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:                       
Any tool, when dropped,will roll to the least accessible corner.
 
LAW OF THE ALIBI:                                       
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.
 
BATH THEOREM:                                         
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
 
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:                             
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
 
LAW OF THE RESULT:     
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
 
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:                           
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
 
THEATRE RULE:                                           
People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
 
LAW OF COFFEE:                                         
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something
which will last until the coffee is cold
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Ewe Rama, you're kinda like the Mad rapper before he changed. Being an a** will get you famous, sure thing but you'll famous for being a duch bag and that aint a good look. No offence bra.


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truth hurts doesn't it?
All my life I had to fight. I loves Harpo, God knows I do. But I'll kill him dead 'fo I let him beat me.


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Kelis's pussy is still tight
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I still can't see the shoutbox and latest posts.

Anyway, anyone who is willing to reupload Priya Rai's scene with mr Marcus for me can get it by pm-ing me.

I will send you the link, then you have to download it, and re-up it on mediafire with a safe filename. I got it from someone but he upped it on Megapron and used a filename that could get me fired.




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i found one but its a gigantic hd clip i think the wording is safe tho

That not good enough for ya?


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Thanks. Mine is also huge. I hate being South African.

We are being excluded from the awesomeness which is High Definition pron, due to our restricted access to bandwidth.

You can even see the ingrown hairs on some of these clips, but alas, we will have to wait till Hellkom and Seacom decide to stop f***ing us.




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Thanks. Mine is also huge. I hate being South African.

We are being excluded from the awesomeness which is High Definition pron, due to our restricted access to bandwidth.

You can even see the ingrown hairs on some of these clips, but alas, we will have to wait till Hellkom and Seacom decide to stop f***ing us.

nci nci nci these niggers
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