Book- The collected works of JRR Tolkien (This should keep me busy for a while)
Movie - The collected works of Lexington Steele (This isn't an actual movie, but I could create it by burning a shitload of his scenes onto a blue-ray disc. I chose Lex, because he has pounded a nice selection of women in his career, including all races and shades and shapes) This should also keep me entertained for quite a while.
CD Thriller