Hooking up with a hot as f*** girl, then taking her home and taking her clothes of to discover a body that just makes you want to lick that shit from head to toe (I'm talking super hot, like some kind of pron star shit), only to discover she cant f*** for shit.
I mean the sex was so boring that I actually decided to give up on trying to cum and just sleep. All this after promising me the best sex I'll ever have. she just lay there and wouldn't even try any other positions.