f***ing hell. I come back from a week in Botswana and my entire country goes to shit. People are planning escape routes. Friends are asking if they can come live with me and where they can buy fresh pa**ports. The world cup is in jeopardy. We're all gonna die and a ma**ive asteroid is headingforearthatthreethousandbazilionmilesaaaaaaaaaarrrrrggghhh.
Chill the f*** out people.
Newspapers are blowing this thing way, way out of proportion. It is, for once, NOT Julius Malema's fault and in a week's time everything will go back to normal. Promise.