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CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH SA

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who's your daddy?

andre visagie
4 (66.7%)
julius malema
2 (33.3%)

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on: April 10, 2010, 08:26:41 PM
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julius malema vs andre visagie


its going down, dont be caught unawares. real life, live. oh a game of odds and evens. no half time and no referee. the bounty: a whole country up for grabs.

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Reply #1 on: April 10, 2010, 09:24:20 PM
damn rhozie where you been

That not good enough for ya?

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Reply #2 on: April 12, 2010, 02:48:51 PM
Visagie will take this. He had the audacity to touch Chris Maroleng 'on his studio'... :o
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Reply #3 on: April 12, 2010, 03:00:18 PM
Quote from: 1kind on April 12, 2010, 02:48:51 PM
Visagie will take this. He had the audacity to touch Chris Maroleng 'on his studio'... :o


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Reply #4 on: April 12, 2010, 03:03:41 PM
awb main nigga mr visagie got pissed off at the lady cause she interupting him while his speaking lol..so he got all emotional and started pointing fingers etc...then mhorleng went crazy about.."dont touch me on my studio..."...was cla**ic...then the julius malema outburst...get out you bloody agent"..."you bastard"...something to the effect...most entertaining news ever aired!
people be juding me by the way that i walk even when i talk they say i got swagger like i be from new york..#print that bitches!

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Reply #5 on: April 12, 2010, 03:07:20 PM





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Reply #6 on: April 12, 2010, 03:10:52 PM
Quote from: Kim Jong Illest on April 12, 2010, 03:07:20 PM



the f*** is this MONSTROSITY!!!!

I pride myself with having been the type that would f*** anything....

Needless to say at my worst I would not touch this!
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Reply #7 on: April 12, 2010, 03:14:52 PM
yo kim...your aviatar is the illest i crack myself all the f***in time!!!!@!
people be juding me by the way that i walk even when i talk they say i got swagger like i be from new york..#print that bitches!

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Reply #8 on: April 12, 2010, 03:23:01 PM
Quote from: Kim Jong Illest on April 12, 2010, 03:07:20 PM


is this the chubby girl you've been telling us about?

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Reply #9 on: April 12, 2010, 03:43:11 PM
I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole.

Disgusting!

REMOVED THE PIC, IN CASE OF PERVERTS.
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Reply #10 on: April 13, 2010, 08:16:56 AM
Quote from: Kim Jong Illest on April 12, 2010, 03:43:11 PM
I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole.

Disgusting!

This is what I'm working with. I am a man of impeccable taste, after all.

beautiful! shes Spanish?

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Reply #11 on: April 13, 2010, 08:48:32 AM
Eyo nathan why u call self kim, aint that a chck name?  any chance i cud handwrestle malema?
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Reply #12 on: April 13, 2010, 09:02:29 AM
Quote from: Kim Jong Illest on April 12, 2010, 03:43:11 PM
I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole.

Disgusting!

This is what I'm working with. I am a man of impeccable taste, after all.


no disrespect but I aint touching that either!
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Reply #13 on: April 13, 2010, 10:23:05 AM
Quote from: RearrangedReality on April 12, 2010, 03:23:01 PM
Quote from: Kim Jong Illest on April 12, 2010, 03:07:20 PM


is this the chubby girl you've been telling us about?

That nigga from Mapetla said he would tap this,its Premium staff to him.

OOOOOOOOHHHHH!!! So thats where the "Touch me on my studio" come from hahahahahahaha!! i hate being left out,Dammmmmnnnnn!!!!

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Reply #14 on: April 13, 2010, 08:52:28 PM
i been around. where you been? did you miss me deacon. im almost touched. almost :P

now, about visagie. i want to talk about visagie man. andre woke up one day and he was istarring in his own action fliek. oh i love it. as unpolitically correct as it is, dudes a legend. gave us some legendary tl tl tl viewing. i love how serious he is. he is so serious. stepped up to the plate he did. absolut DEAD. cheers.

im not sure why the studio 'in my business' came out tops. 'as far as im concerned' andre delivers the killer lines here. dude is a guest and yet catch him hollering take away this man. whaaaat! take. away. this. man. how about they take away YOU though. lord have his mercy. but then hes not finished. you think its over, but its juuust beginning. because he drops im not finished with you. yho. yho. yho. im nooot finished with you. im like ha this guy.

and then theres the bodyguard in his supporting act role, playing with this hands behind his back there. im like whats going with you. the supposed tough guy is there looking like he cant beliiiieve the drama. and hes expected to be in tow.

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