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Reply #15 on: April 12, 2010, 12:04:43 PM
Quote from: Patrick from Mapetla on April 12, 2010, 11:56:40 AM
Quote from: Bobby Banks on April 12, 2010, 11:53:29 AM
Quote from: Kim Jong Illest on April 12, 2010, 11:48:58 AM
Being completely honest, all the time.

I keep doing this, because I culdn't be bothered to think of lies and then remmebr them, so I always let them know exactly how I feel.

Not a good thing.

i am really close to start becoming like this because my lies are catching up to me, and what scares me is i can never remeber the initial story lately


dont do it. the repurcussions of a lie is easily forgotten. the truth stays entrenched.

Truth. I know this, yet I still tell the truth. I guess I'm not as smart as I would like to think.



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Reply #16 on: April 12, 2010, 12:16:24 PM
Quote from: Kim Jong Illest on April 12, 2010, 12:04:43 PM
Quote from: Patrick from Mapetla on April 12, 2010, 11:56:40 AM
Quote from: Bobby Banks on April 12, 2010, 11:53:29 AM
Quote from: Kim Jong Illest on April 12, 2010, 11:48:58 AM
Being completely honest, all the time.

I keep doing this, because I culdn't be bothered to think of lies and then remmebr them, so I always let them know exactly how I feel.

Not a good thing.

i am really close to start becoming like this because my lies are catching up to me, and what scares me is i can never remeber the initial story lately


dont do it. the repurcussions of a lie is easily forgotten. the truth stays entrenched.

Truth. I know this, yet I still tell the truth. I guess I'm not as smart as I would like to think.


there is a math to it, 

women lie... a lot. its easier for them to understand a lie, thats famliar territory , truth is alien to them. they dont understand it, so they cant deal with it./.   

last but not least the important thing u should know is women never forget. ever
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Reply #17 on: April 12, 2010, 01:09:02 PM
Quote from: A pimp named Sarkozy on April 12, 2010, 11:05:00 AM
Quote from: Patrick from Mapetla on April 12, 2010, 10:59:00 AM
Quote from: A pimp named Sarkozy on April 12, 2010, 10:51:22 AM
Quote from: Patrick from Mapetla on April 12, 2010, 10:43:36 AM
Quote from: A pimp named Sarkozy on April 12, 2010, 10:25:57 AM
2009 WHOOSH!! Was hectic looking back!!! 2010 is more peaceful for me!!

1.Asked her to Move in with me
She gladly agrees we reach an agreement we split the R4Krent ,Groceries and utility bills 50/50,first month things goes very smoothly!! i did ovearhear a conversartion with her friend on the phone talkin about vat n sit but diddnt pay attention.all my lady friends were furiosly against this,nigga wake up!!!

 2nd month she goes 360 degrees backwards,she was like,Nigga! "we diddnt reach no agreement as a matter of fact im your girlfriend,'you think waking me up in the early morning to shag is free,yadadada you so selfish,you so stingy..etc" i diddnt tell her to leave,she left peacefully within 4 days!!

why r u with broads that cant afford half of 4 k rent anyway.

Dude she has her own car she left her own R8K-a month apartment,i think it was a matter of being too comfortable!!

so she left her 8 k a month digs to come live with u and split the 4 k and left cos u had to pay for the sex somehow?


 :-\

ok

hehehehe it doesnt have to make sense!! the crazy things niggaz do when they thinkin wit their dicks!! she moved back to her apartment.

nigga you lyin'. stop it we not kids.

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Reply #18 on: April 12, 2010, 01:33:50 PM
To me its second nature!

"No!!! I did not do it!"

and after telling an unessesary lie I ask myself why?

its just too much work lying, I tried to reform but its ingrainied I keep it simple unellaborate lies...trivial stuff...I tell the truth a lot tho under the guise of a joke...

"I thought you were joking!!!!"

me  >:( "You don't take me seriously if you think I would joke about something like that!, I think we need to re-think our relashionship!!"
her "no no no please I am soooooooo sorry !"

when she says this got her by nipples....I would stumble into the house at 4am, reeking of booze and perfume and still get away with "I was working late!"
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Reply #19 on: April 12, 2010, 03:02:06 PM
1. Shaved my cajonas...(Those are balls...by the way)

2. Met her parents... (Big mistake)

3. Promised that I would marry her...(The worst mistake)


1, 2, and 3 were no necessarily caused by the same person.  :P
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Reply #20 on: April 12, 2010, 03:06:38 PM
Quote from: 1kind on April 12, 2010, 03:02:06 PM
1. Shaved my cajonas...(Those are balls...by the way)

2. Met her parents... (Big mistake)

3. Promised that I would marry her...(The worst mistake)


1, 2, and 3 were no necessarily caused by the same person.  :P

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Reply #21 on: April 12, 2010, 03:19:29 PM
Quote from: Miss. Loks on April 12, 2010, 03:06:38 PM
Quote from: 1kind on April 12, 2010, 03:02:06 PM
1. Shaved my cajonas...(Those are balls...by the way)

why would you shave your balls ,,, out of interest.
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Reply #22 on: April 12, 2010, 03:27:10 PM
allowing her to touch me on my studio. >:(

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Reply #23 on: April 12, 2010, 03:28:34 PM
Quote from: Ezekiel 25:17 on April 12, 2010, 03:27:10 PM
allowing her to touch me on my studio. >:(

LMAO Blizzy you're one crazy nigga!! did she pinch it??
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Reply #24 on: April 12, 2010, 03:38:11 PM
Quote from: Patrick from Mapetla on April 12, 2010, 03:19:29 PM
Quote from: Miss. Loks on April 12, 2010, 03:06:38 PM
Quote from: 1kind on April 12, 2010, 03:02:06 PM
1. Shaved my cajonas...(Those are balls...by the way)

why would you shave your balls ,,, out of interest.
You interested in shaved balls???
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Reply #25 on: April 12, 2010, 03:40:45 PM
I swear, the shit you read on AG sometimes. nc nc nc  :o  :o

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Reply #26 on: April 12, 2010, 03:44:50 PM

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Reply #27 on: April 12, 2010, 04:13:22 PM
Told her I'm not interested in a serious relationship or marriage.  I thought she was one of em "hoes" who could care less so long as she is having fun with me. Wrong. She only said no problem before we started dating / doing whatever. And then things changed. Never saying that again.

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Reply #28 on: April 12, 2010, 09:31:32 PM
I always talk dumb shit when im drunk, i once callee a chck i was shagging sara young coz she gave me ths dope sex ertime, she went online n googled the name, dumpd me the next day! damn
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Reply #29 on: April 12, 2010, 09:33:38 PM
I always talk dumb shit when im drunk, i once callee a chck i was shagging sara young coz she gave me ths dope sex ertime, she went online n googled the name, dumpd me the next day damn!
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