Girls vs briCK

[General Ratzinger van Stilzkin]

In the past I've heard women say, "You can tell a lot about a man by the shoes he wears".

undbethe emlonyeni... This is very true.

Break it down...for example what if a nigga is wearing Timbaland boots?

it means at 35 he'd still be hustling for a record deal

greatest crap of bullshit ive ever heard. i'll be rocking timbs till i die, and i will not be hustling for no record deal niether

[RearrangedReality]

In the past I've heard women say, "You can tell a lot about a man by the shoes he wears".

undbethe emlonyeni... This is very true.

Break it down...for example what if a nigga is wearing Timbaland boots?

it means at 35 he'd still be hustling for a record deal

greatest crap of bullshit ive ever heard. i'll be rocking timbs till i die, and i will not be hustling for no record deal niether

the average Timb rocking nigga, nigga. the record deal is a metaphor. i just meant its probably someone is progressing very slow in life. his priorities are misplaced and he still concerned about being/looking cool when he is already over 30.

[briCK]

...at the Canteen i see this disrespectful sister.....I know I am fumming over bullshit...

Chances are I did not cuase a ripple in the wave which is her self centred life....you know she probably is in wonderland having the time of her life...with her solemate...MY SHOES..living the life..and Here I am fumming.

So the problem might be the fact that she did not look at me....OR  being the shady girl she she seen me before, but who gives a shit...I like HER and she is having a romantic affair with my shoes...I chew on my steak all the tme staring daggers at her.


what to do should I confront her? O fcalm down first..I mean sure they shinnier than me harder than me, more manly than me and I know girls don't really like guys that speak a lot so my shoe is a better listener too...BUT she never gave me a chance....So I decide know what let me leave her for now and take my wrath on someone else!

[Boss]

Kr kr kr kr, ag ay ay

[General Ratzinger van Stilzkin]

In the past I've heard women say, "You can tell a lot about a man by the shoes he wears".

undbethe emlonyeni... This is very true.

Break it down...for example what if a nigga is wearing Timbaland boots?

it means at 35 he'd still be hustling for a record deal

greatest crap of bullshit ive ever heard. i'll be rocking timbs till i die, and i will not be hustling for no record deal niether

the average Timb rocking nigga, nigga. the record deal is a metaphor. i just meant its probably someone is progressing very slow in life. his priorities are misplaced and he still concerned about being/looking cool when he is already over 30.

was fully aware of the metaphor. and thats what im questioning, i fail to understand how you come to that conclusion, timbalands can be very practical things. obviously wearing timbs with dollar prints on them is ridiculous even if ur 17. but standard boots? come on

[briCK]

See..I am ALL for NOT laying a hand on these broads.

but this is a war..I have to hit and have an effect..hit hard!

So the easiest route is psycological warefare! I'ma get deep inside these gels..

I guarantee to u at the rate I intend to go, by next week HALF these sisters at work will have more "self esteem issues"

phase one of operation "wipe the smile off Venitians"

is operation ignore breasts.

The first thing most girls notice is where a guys eye look as much as they make us think otherwise guys looking at they tits makes them feel alive...
From today...it will be hard i know..but I refuse to acknowledge any female I encounters breasts.



you hoes can't touch me I am soldier!

[RearrangedReality]

was fully aware of the metaphor. and thats what im questioning, i fail to understand how you come to that conclusion, timbalands can be very practical things. obviously wearing timbs with dollar prints on them is ridiculous even if ur 17. but standard boots? come on

Im not against Timbs, neither do I say wearing them guarantees you no success in life but certain fashion trends tend to give away something about a person.

[Boss]

yo RR uz a good kid, kid, brick smokes too much weed!

[briCK]

It sounded like a good idea at the time.


what? I am gay coz I ignore your tits, wear a trench coat and brush my bushy eyebrows?

Get the f*** outter here!

[briCK]

What part of the game is this?

since when is J-sec niggaz soft?

its one thing to respect yourself enough not to hit a hoe no matter how much she asks you for it but cumon you can't let these girls do as they please.

In a packed bar....

Disrespectful hoe:"Uyaphuza futhi?"
dumb nigga         :
Disrespectful hoe: "Ngitheni kuwena??? mmm? mmm?"
dumb nigga         :

*POW!!!!!!!*  she slaps the nigga in the face and his cap flew off on some real animated comic shit!

dumb nigga        :
Disrespectful hoe: asambe.....


* POW POW POW *

Nigga stands and prepares to pay his bill....


I don't give a shit what the rules say...the bitch ws being disrespectful to us....as patrons and niggas in a pub. no-one said nothin....and since I am at war with these skeezerz I had to make sure I let her know whats up.



Lt. briCK : Aye sweets...he your man and you can beat the shit out of him all you....
D H         : Bhudi...tu...thi
Lt. briCK : Don't interupt me suger...I ain't you type
D H         :
Lt. briCK : By hitting this guy in front of us you showing how much you disrespect us...I ask that
D H         : How?
Lt. briCK : Sweets interupt me agai..
D H         : and what?

I lift her mans hand unexpected and hit her with it...smack dab in the mouth...

brb

[The Mighty Loks]

What part of the game is this?

since when is J-sec niggaz soft?

its one thing to respect yourself enough not to hit a hoe no matter how much she asks you for it but cumon you can't let these girls do as they please.

In a packed bar....

Disrespectful hoe:"Uyaphuza futhi?"
dumb nigga         :
Disrespectful hoe: "Ngitheni kuwena??? mmm? mmm?"
dumb nigga         :

*POW!!!!!!!*  she slaps the nigga in the face and his cap flew off on some real animated comic shit!

dumb nigga        :
Disrespectful hoe: asambe.....


* POW POW POW *

Nigga stands and prepares to pay his bill....


I don't give a shit what the rules say...the bitch ws being disrespectful to us....as patrons and niggas in a pub. no-one said nothin....and since I am at war with these skeezerz I had to make sure I let her know whats up.

Yes. Good girl. Iyabethwa indoda xay'nga mameli. Doing stupid shit in public act like you didn't train him right. Should hit him with over the head with a bottle seeing that he clearly doesn't know how to use it.

[briCK]

I like your thinking Loksy you and me would probably make a good couple!

I tame you and you tame...coz we both clearly need domestication..

[Touareg]

In the past I've heard women say, "You can tell a lot about a man by the shoes he wears".

undbethe emlonyeni... This is very true.

Break it down...for example what if a nigga is wearing Timbaland boots?

it means at 35 he'd still be hustling for a record deal

You know this... And is probably a professional 'sitter'.

@ Muse: Dead 'head' give away. Probably an alcoholic or loves drinking with the boys. and it also depends on the condition of your shoes not just the type of shoe you're wearing. If you have laces that require tying than you're probably cleaner than the average but if you slip your feet into your shoe then your a** is lazy so probably not so clean.

I've got both laces and slip-ons...what does that say bout a nigger?

this premise is flawd!!!!

[RearrangedReality]

I lift her mans hand unexpected and hit her with it...smack dab in the mouth...

brb

hahaha. mncim. utheth' iwaza.

[The Mighty Loks]

I like your thinking Loksy you and me would probably make a good couple!

I tame you and you tame...coz we both clearly need domestication..

LOL... Okay well maybe we can make Capellos on Tuesday our first date but just so you know I don't get down on the first night.